Light Bulb Obituary
Light Bulb, 60w Sylvania dies at an unknown age; bringer of light on the darkest of nights.
By ZaKai Stonewall
Last night, at approximately 8:39pm, Light Bulb, 60w Sylvania passed away. Though local residents knew of Sylvania's passing, the Light Bulb was unreachable until rescue workers could obtain a ladder the next day. By the time Sylvania was recovered, it was found that another Light Bulb was also dead at the scene, and it is believed that the Light Bulb (whose identity has yet to be released) had been dead for some time. The Light Bulbs have been replaced, and while residents will miss the old Light Bulbs, they do say the area is definitely brighter now. No service will be held for the deceased Light Bulbs as a quick burial was necessary.
By ZaKai Stonewall
Last night, at approximately 8:39pm, Light Bulb, 60w Sylvania passed away. Though local residents knew of Sylvania's passing, the Light Bulb was unreachable until rescue workers could obtain a ladder the next day. By the time Sylvania was recovered, it was found that another Light Bulb was also dead at the scene, and it is believed that the Light Bulb (whose identity has yet to be released) had been dead for some time. The Light Bulbs have been replaced, and while residents will miss the old Light Bulbs, they do say the area is definitely brighter now. No service will be held for the deceased Light Bulbs as a quick burial was necessary.