I officially like facebook more than MySpace, because MySpace whores are too caught up with themselves
to acknowledge a birthday—and I know birthday notifications exist on MySpace as well.
Anyway, I will be celebrating my birthday all week, so anyone who comes up with ideas (or comes back to
college), or just wasn't old enough to be involved in tonight's phase can join me later in the week.
You know how to contact me. Just ask. No being shy.
Some(one) of you gained credit for giving me birthday wishes, which I absolutely respect you for.
Other(s) just continue to prove to me that you suck at life—but surely your void mind makes your density shine.
...Huh, I should copyright that [last bit].
|-5:49 a.m.||Happy early birthday!||Rebecca|
|-0:49 a.m.||How old're you turnin'? Forty-two? I know I'm close... :-D HAPPY BIRTHDAY in...48 MINUTES!||Heather|
|12:01 a.m.||HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUSTIN! :)||Lynn||facebook
|12:29 a.m.||Oh right—after midnight—Happy birthday, assface.||Derek||AIM|
|2:06 a.m.||Happy birthday, Justin. :)||Maria||AIM|
|2:18 a.m.||Happy birthday z!! Don't see you very often on here, but Happy Birthday nontheless!||Tom||LiVEJOURNAL|
|2:38 a.m.||HaPPy BiRTHDaY, JuSHTiN!! An attempt at a birthday comment on your MySpace will follow.||Jasmine||AIM
|3:32 a.m.||How could I—SHIT, sorry. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Jesus Christ, you're 26.||Roger||AIM|
|9:32 a.m.||Happy birthday, dork.||Lya|
|9:45 a.m.||Happy birthday!||Kevin|
|10:58 a.m.||Happy birthday, Justin. Hope you have a good day.||Candi||AIM|
|12:02 p.m.||HAPPY B-DAY TO ME!! And TO YOU!!||Daniel||AIM|
|2:12 p.m.||HAPPY BIRTDAY, JUSTIN. YOU'RE OLD NOW. [laughs] I can't spell "birthday."||Kelly||AIM
|3:02 p.m.||Happy b-day bitch. We'd best be getting wasted!!!!!||David F.|
|3:08 p.m.||I'm doing it too: Happy birthday, my dear!!!||Nika|
|3:45 p.m.||Have a rockin' birthday, man. Today is all you.||Vladimir|
|4:32 p.m.||Happy happy birthday!!!!||Laura||facebook
|5:59 p.m.||Happy birthday, man.||David H.||Verizon|
|6:23 p.m.||Happy birthday, sir. As they say, keep on keepin' on.||Dillon|
|6:24 p.m.||What [Adam] said. Happy birthday! ^_^||Betsy|
|6:28 p.m.||[massive hug attack] Happy birthday, old man! >:o||Karen||AIM|
|7:03 p.m.||Yo SOBES! Just wondering why you don't just go EMO and fuckin' cut yourself now, man. I mean, shit—you're 26, dude. It does not get any better, right?||Robert||LiVEJOURNAL|
|8:19 p.m.||Happy birthday, Justin!! Luv, your favorite soprano!! Muah!!!||Jess|
|8:50 p.m.||Happy birthday, according to facebook.||Tom H.||AIM|
|10:20 p.m.||Happy birthday, by the way.||Don||AIM|
|10:20 p.m.||Happy birthday...||Jo Ann||Verizon|