R: Make fun of the great white north all you want, it's the greatest country in the world.
B: Social experiment. U. S. A.! U. S. A! U. S. A!
R: Ok, ok, you know, what does that even prove, ok, you chant anything and people will join in. Ca. na. da! Ca. na. da! Ok, they won't chant anything.
B: Shrimp. Fried. Rice! Shrimp. Fried. Rice!
I love this scene so much, Barney's mocking is hilarious. And I totally did not see Ted bouncing along in the background the first time I watched, LOL. He's so cute. And Barney with his arm around her will never get old. I couldn't focus on Ted/Marshall when they were explaining what Gonzolas was because I was to preoccupied with Barney stroking Robin's arm at the side of the screen. I was slightly bummed that when the shot went back to them he was just taking his hand away, boo. B: No! You have to do it! I'll help you study! We're gonna stay up all night long. I'm gonna drill you, and then we're gonna study! No, seriously. We're gonna do some cramming, and then we're gonna study! No, seriously. We're gonna bone up on-
R: Okay, Barney.
B: Sorry. It's a rich area.
R: It is.
I adore Robin finding this so funny, and totally understanding when he says it's a rich area, hee. Leg touching! And the way she smacks him when he talks about the Candian test, heh.R: Uh, that's Jeff Foxworthy, dumbass, end of story. Now shut your stupid face!
B: Not only are you wrong; but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Scherbatsky, you are an American!
Hug! ♥ I love Barney's questions. For some strange reason I have a slight obsession with the way Neil says "Who.. is this." when he holds up the "Elton John" pic.R: How did you find me anyway?
B: You called me. Said you were never coming back. So I jumped on a plane, flew across the Atlantic.
R: Canada isn't across the Atlantic.
B: You're talking nonsense. Now listen, you slipped up. It's fine. The test is in a few hours..
R: Barney, I'm not taking the test.
B: God, you're still drunk.
R: Look, I appreciate your help. But who am I kidding, I'm Canadian. I always will be.
B: Now that's ridiculous. We're gonna get some coffee in you, we'll sober you up, and get you back to New York for that test. But before any of that, we're gonna do it on this bed, because, hotel room! ... Okay, let's get some coffee!
Aw, I bet Barney was so freaked out when she called. And the hotel room bit and his face are too funny. R: When I moved to the states, I swore to myself I wasn't going to change. And yet, here I am in the most Canadian place in the universe; Tim Horton's, around the corner from the Hockey Hall of Fame. And I don't belong. It's like I don't have a country.
B: Okay, that's it. Attention Canada; I am Barney, from America. And I'm here to fix your backward-ass country. Number one: get real money! Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke. Number two, and this is the biggie; quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away. Because guess what, you don't want her, I'm planting my flag in her, if you know what I mean, which you probably don't, and getting her the hell out of here! You may now return to being pointless.
I loved this speech so much! He is so sweet in such a Barney way. You plant that flag. R: Barney, I've thought about this. When you stood up and told off those people, I thought.. yeah, America's cool. And then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you, I thought.. yeah, Canada's pretty cool too. In fact, after you passed out, I may have taken a few pokes myself. So I've decided; duel citizenship. I'm going to be American, and Canadian.
B: You can do that?
R: Yeah, dummy. Instead of being a woman with no country, I'll be a woman with two.
B: I see.
R: You understand?
B: No, I can see out of my left eye again.
So much love for her putting his foot up on the cushion ♥ aw. And the way she calls him dummy is so sweet and endearing. But lol at admitting she beat on him a bit when he passed out, ily Robin.
Ted/Marshall were also fantabulous this week, TANTRUM! I love their friendship, I loved all the Fiero flashbacks. Although the theme of this season so far seems to be that Marshall/Lily = coupley pains in the ass, heh.