3x01 - Welcome WagonL: "I really shouldn't have pushed for the Clint Eastwood marathon. Now I've ruined you. I didn't think it was possible to make you more butch. Stupid, stupid Logan. Well, wanna feel like a man, walk me to class?"
V: "Carry your books?"V: "You should seriously consider going pro in that."
L: "What, and miss the college experience?"
V: "Don't go anywhere. You're gonna get your brains spooned out whether you like it or not. But first.. Must. Have. Water. V: "Your room key? What if I drop in unexpectedly? The other girls will have to-"
L: "Stop it. You know there's no one else. I only want you. You gotta know that by now."3x02 - My Big Fat Greek Rush WeekL: "You all know my girl, Veronica. I have your picture hung in my cell. Gets me through the long, lonely nights. I lend it to my buddy Horshack sometimes. Hope you don't mind."
V: "It's good to share."3x03 - Wichita LinebackerL: "No, really. I have a class 'til ten but, uh, you come by afterwards, we could write on ourselves, get real, uh... Political."
V: "That's what a girl likes to hear. 'Darling, do all the weird crap you like, just don't be late for the booty call'. Really, how do you think that sounds?"
L: "I think it sounds romantic."L: "Hey, so you up for something tonight? Maybe Noam Chomsky's reading the Havana phonebook somewhere."
V: "I'm stuck at work tonight.. maybe you could drop by?"
L: "Mm-hm. G-rated booty call in the library. Maybe I just will."L: "You know, your dad was half-right. You have a thing for bad boys, but, well, you don't want to reform them, you just get off on judging them."
V: "Which reminds me. Can I borrow your copy of 101 Brooding Comments?"V: "I'm sorry, Logan. I spent my formative years watching people while they lied to and cheated on and betrayed each other, so the trust thing.. it doesn't come naturally. But I'm trying to act unnaturally, I swear."V: "Sounds nice. But let's find you that guidebook. Which I think is on the dark, lonely top floor.."3x04 - Charlie Don't SurfV: "No jokes. No innuendos, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked, or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers."
L: "Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you bobcat, no talk of milky thighs."K: "What then exactly am I allowed to ask Logan about?"
K: "What's the attraction?"
V: "Don't answer that."V: "You're not showing me porn?"
V: "Is it.. a fuzzy, new-born kitten?"H: "Veronica, the liberator of lobsters?"
L: "Aw, I never knew."L: "Hey, I'm sorry it took so long. I went out for Thai and ended up getting a massage. Should have been more specific."V: "Here's a fun thing to say to your beau. Mind if I go put the screws to someone?"
L: "Go ahead, screw your brains out."L: "Perfect timing. I think Lonely Telescope Guy is getting tired of me just mooning him."
V: "I need to talk to you. I followed the trust money all the way down the rabbit hole. The payments are going to a person named Charlie Stone. Do you know who that is?"
L: "No, should I?"
V: "Yeah, probably. Charlie Stone is your brother."L: "Veronica, this is my half-brother, Charlie. Charlie, my girlfriend, Veronica."V: "Hi, Logan. Hi, Norman Phipps."
L: "What did you call him?
V: "His name. Norman Phipps. At least, that's the name of the guy who rented his rental car and a quick google check reveals that Norman Phipps is a contributor to Vanity Fair."L: "Well, I'm glad you went digging. I have now officially erased any and all romantic notions about my family."
V: "That's me; all sorts of helpful."L: "I was so quick to believe that guy. And, you know, I look at you and your dad, you know, that thing that you have. I never had that."
V: "You couldn't have known."3x05 - President EvilV: "Two guys pulled guns, held up the casino. They took the necklace Lilly gave me."
L: "Come here."V: "Find us seats. I'm gonna get us some popcorn and grill me some film geeks."G: "You're Logan Echolls, right? I heard you were going here. Did you ever think of investing in-"
V: "Hey, buddy, right here. You can schmooze later."V: "Look tough."
L: "Always."3x06 - Hi, InfidelityV: "You cheated?"
L: "I took ten extra seconds on a test. I thought you loved bad boys."
V: "I do, but if that's your idea of bad, you need to turn in your badge."V: "Hi, honey, I'm home!"
L: "Hey, moosetastic, hm? What's that-"
V: "So tired of explaining."T: "Sure. Any friend of Logan's."
V: "Girlfriend of Logan's. Come on, boyfriend, let's bowl."L: "Uh, darling, what size are those dainty feet that I love so much?"L: "That's my girl, spreading sunshine wherever she goes."V: "How do you know he didn't do it?"
L: "Cause I was with him the night of the rape this summer."3x07 - Of Vice And MenL: "It is better for everyone if this secret stays that way, okay? Please, have a little faith."
V: "How bad does your alibi have to be if Mercer would rather stay in jail than divulge it?"L: "Something tells me this isn't a booty call."
V: "I got what you need to get Mercer out of jail. It's yours, Logan. No one has to know where you were that night.. no-one except me."V: "Take me home."VMVO: "So, what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it are the ones who come through even when you don't love them enough."3x08 - Lord of the PisL: "Frankly, Veronica, so what?! You're not invincible, and you're not always right!"
K: "Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter."
L: "Yeah? You might want to start."L: "I love you, Veronica. I love you. But, do you love me?"
--3x09 - Spit & EggsL: "I don't know, I think we have a choice. And I think we can take a tough but survivable amount of pain now.. or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So, I vote for the pain now. But I'm always here.. if you need anything. But you never need anything."V: "Hey."
L: "Hey."3x10 - Show Me The MonkeyVMVO: "Logan Echolls, don't you get it? Ex-boyfriend. That's your new title. It comes with certain restrictions. This is my Food Court time. You're not a breakfast person. You're not even an early-lunch kind of guy. Can't we just agree this is Veronica time?"
--3x11 - Poughkeepsie, Tramps, and ThievesV: "Are you gonna eat that?"
V: "Yeah, that fry in particular."
L: "That was the plan."
V: "I'm just saying, if you weren't, or if you were just gonna consume it out of obligation or to meet someone else's expectations, I know someone who might be willing to take it off your hands."L: "Now you see, you're smiling, all right, so I think it's all fun and safe, but it's a slippery slope from 'Have you ever been' to 'How many' and 'How often.'"
V: "So you've been with multiple hookers on several occasions."L: "If we're paying her anyway.."
V: "Honey?"L: "This is nice. We should hang out with your friends more."
--L: "That's it. I'm kicking him out."
V: "No, let me talk to him."V: "I can't believe I had to blackmail a judge just to get some alone time with you."
L: "You really don't have to work that hard."
V: "Sure I do."L: "Still love me?"
V: "Yes."3x12 - There's Got to be a Morning After PillL: "I don't want you to go."
V: "I wish I didn't have to."L: "Work, right. Are you sure you're not getting a body wrap and a blow out for our fancy date tonight?"
V: "You got me. I better haul ass if I want to fit in that brow shaping."L: "What do you want me to do? What can I do?"
V: "Make it not true? Get it out of my head and never let me think about it again? 'Cause.. unless you can do that, this is something I'm never getting past."3x13 - Postgame MortemH: "Excuse me, Miss Veronica? Yeah, were you listening to super hits 98? 'Cause there was just this dedication.."
V: "Yeah, I, um.. heard it."
H: "Well, it's true. Logan's sorry, and he misses you. And he wants you back. And you two should get back together, because he totally loves-"
L: "This is our floor."3x14 - Mars, BarsV: "Thanks. You've nearly warmed this cold, cold heart of mine."
L: "Well, this certainly warms mine."
--3x15 - Papa's CabinV: "We're on a last-name basis now? We skipped right over androgynous nicknames?"
L: "I tried calling you Chuckles, but it didn't stick."3x16 - Un-American GraffitiL: "Hey, by the way, I'm throwing a birthday party for Parker this weekend. I was studying up; I watched My Super Sweet 16. Which reminds me, you don't know where I can get a dozen eunuchs, do you?"
V: "Not offhand. I could make some calls."
L: "Well, if you're not busy, I know she'd really like you to be there. We both would. Think about it."P: "Hey, my birthday party. You can come, right?"
V: "You know me. If there's a birthday party, I'm wearing a pointy hat."L: "I girded myself for seeing with a date tonight, you know, proof you weren't pining away."
V: "All the periodically good ones were taken and I pine for no man."G: "Hey, the host says you're a big-time swing dancer."
--3x17 - Debasement TapesV: "Forget something?"
L: "No, just saying hi."3x18 - I Know What You'll Do Next SummerL: "Did my fan club meet today? Thought you guys only met on Wednesdays."
V: "Look, she was bummed you didn't tell her about the trip."
L: "And you took turns sticking pins in your Logan dolls?"3x19 - Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go DownD: "Hey, we're blowing off a little dead-week steam if you kids want to hang."
V: "We can't. We're helping Wallace."
W: "Actually, uh, Wallace could use a little time to himself."L: "You hear that, Veronica? The, uh, subtext? Piz worked for a living while I frittered my days away. Impressed?"
V: "I'm not impressed right now."L: "Veronica.. there's something you should know."3x20 - The Bitch is BackL: "No, it’s you and Piz having sex."
V: "Unless it's a video from the future, that's not possible. We haven't had sex."
L: "Okay. Well, I mean, you were naked and fooling around. I assumed. And I thought you should know."
V: "That you're crazy? Oh, thanks, now I know."L: "As your friend, I was angry at what happened to you. Someone’s always supposed to pay, right? Isn’t that the rule we live by?"
V: "We tried to be friends, and it didn't work. This is the moment, Logan, right now, where it's just done. You’re out of my life.. forever."V: "Logan, don't. He's connected. Connected connected."
L: "Oh. Yeah, I was wondering. Didn't seem like you to shrug it off. Hey, so listen. Again.. I apologise. I can be pretty dumb sometimes."
V: "It's a nice gesture, but it's gonna take some time this time."G: "Whoever you are, you're gonna die."
L: "Yeah, some day."The End. :(