I apologize in advance for any nausea the V/D caps may cause you. There were occassions in which I couldn't avoid putting them in there :\
Doing S1? So much more fun. Hopefully S3 will exceed both though, heh.
V: "I was hoping it would be you."
L: "Hey babe."
L: "What I'm trying to say is I'm in love with you."
VMVO: "I'd come down to school just to have lunch with him."
V: "Oh, great. We have an audience."
L: "My mom is dead! My girlfriend is dead! My dad is a murder! And the only person I still care about is dumping me, you think I'm having fun?!"
2x01 - Normal is the Watchword
L: "I'm gonna miss you."
2x02 - Driver Ed
L: "FYI, if the cuddling is the best part.. he didn't do it right."
2x03 - Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang
L: "And now I've lost my apetite."
L: "Didn't plug her right the first time, huh?"
L: "I guess I should feel grateful for having such a devoted ex-girlfriend looking after me. My very own guardian angel."
L: "If this is what you call storming out, I'm not sure you understand the concept."
2x04 - Green-Eyed Monster
L: "My day is complete. Veronica Mars has accused me of evil."
2x05 - Blast From the Past
J: "God Veronica, what is your problem? You really cant make up your mind can you? Just pick one of them, god, how many guys here do you expect to want only you?"
2x06 - Rat Saw God
L: "It's the sweater, isn't it? Chicks can't resist argyle."
2x07 - Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner
L: "My codeword will be.. endurance."
L: "Remember when we made out against the sink and you had your legs wrapped around my waist?"
V: "It's just a really big bug."
V: "You told the police you couldn't identify the guy, you said the whole night was a blur."
L: "I lied."
L: "Kendall wasn’t bugging you yesterday was she?"
L: "Good, good. 'Cause when I saw she was in your room for a little while I got nervous. I know how she likes to talk a guy's ear off."
2x08 - Ahoy, Mateys!
V: "Oh, you're being a jackass. It must be an even numbered day, I do so prefer those odd numbered days when you're kissing my ass for a a favour."
L: "What does that mean?"
V: "I don't know. But I'll check it out tomorrow."
V: "Uh uh, you're staying here. This takes a certain subtlety. But if I need anyone punched in the face, I'll whistle for ya."
L: "Stop. I've had a very bad year."
V: "A gun Logan, a gun?! What are you doing with a gun?! You're going to get yourself killed, don't you understand that?"
L: "Hey, if you could exonerate me sometime soon, that'd be great. I really don't want a bottom bunk in Fisty McRapesalot's cell."
V: "You want a top, I'm sure it's negotiable."
L: "Help me, Mars-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."
2x11 - Donut Run
L: "Hi ho."
V: "What did you say?"
L: "Oh, your uniform. Hi ho, it's off to work you go."
L: "There she goes, the angel of mercy. Time to fake the donut."
2x12 - Rashard and Wallace go to White Castle
L: "Look, Veronica.. can you just once save my ass without comment?"
V: "No. Because saving your ass with comment, it just.. it works better for me."
2x13 - Aint No Magic Mountain High Enough
V: "What's your poison?"
L: "Ah, emotionally unavailable women."
2x14 - Versatile Toppings
V: "Who's that?"
M: "Hannah something, I think. I'd be a willowy blonde too if my dad was a plastic surgeon."
2x15 - The Quick and the Wed
L: "You're cute when you're jealous."
J: "Guess you never know where true love's going to find you."
V: "If it comes looking for me, I'll be over by the espresso machine."
2x16 - The Rapes of Graff
V: "How does it feel to have your case dismissed?"
L: "Freedom feels liberating."
2x17 - Plan B
L: "You came up all deliberate-like, I figured you wanted to be first in line to ask me to the Sadie Hawkins dance, not recite my prize-winning essay."
L: "Veronica. Ask not what Logan can do for you, but what you can do for Logan."
V: "You know I'm not sure, but I think, when they start shipping your girlfriends off, you're officially a bad boy."
L: "Her dad and your dad should get together and go bowling."
L: "When I dreamed of this moment, 'I've Had The Time Of My Life' was always playing. Well, what can you do."
2x18 - I Am God
V: "Yep, I have no idea what compelled me to do that."
L: "Is it because you're five?"
V: "I'm a little punchy; I haven't been sleeping."
L: "Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night just thinking about myself."
W: "Maybe you should cut him some slack sometimes."
2x19 - Nevermind the Buttocks
L: "As a rule I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot."
V: "Me too!"
L: "I'm not blonde!"
V: "Or hot."
2x20 - Look Who's Stalking
L: "Well, there was this one girl. She was uh, blonde, petite. Smelled of marshmallows and Promises."
V: "Promises? That’s the name of my perfume!"
L: "Hey, speaking of my bitchin' party, a funny thing happened. That stoner dude Corny whom I don't recall inviting, offered to bring dessert. Exactly how many losers are now coming to my party?"
V: "You said invite whoever."
L: "Didn't it occur to you that I might not have meant it?"
V: "Mac had dinner on a pirate ship!"
L: "I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me."
V: "Epic how?"
L: "Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed.. epic. But summer's almost here. And we won't see each other at all. Then you'll leave town then...it's over."
V: "I don't want to lose you from my life either. And I'm not saying I'm ready to dive back into anything, but after graduation, let's make it a point to see each other. See where that takes us. I remember what you said about our relationship being epic."
2x21 - Happy Go Lucky
VMVO: "After a week of forced smiles and the occasional 'hey', it's time for business as usual. Ain't epic love grand?"
2x22 - Not Pictured
L: "Aw sweetie, I love you. But you have to be the most gullible girl I've ever met."
V: "Hey! Have you seen Beaver and Mac?"
L: "Yeah, they were here earlier. What's wrong?"
L: "You are not a killer, Veronica. Give me the gun."
L: "I'm sorry. I am so sorry."
L: "I'm not gonna see you for a whole week, that's like.. a month."
V: "Yeah but then I'll be back, and everything will be fine."
L: "You say that, but I dunno."
V: "I know. I can feel it."