wisteria (wisteria_) wrote,

Porn Battle!

Thanks so much to everyone who submitted porn battle prompts! We've got a pretty diverse list, including some fandoms I've never even heard of. Since I've been compiling these today, I decided to go ahead and post the list of prompts. I'll keep the original deadline, though.

RULES - Please read!

1. Choose a prompt from the list below, and write a fic based on the pairing and theme word.

2. Post it as a comment here, or reply with a link to the fic on your LJ.

3. If it's longer than 500 words, please post on your LJ.

4. If you choose to post on your LJ, please do not friends-lock the post.

5. You're welcome to post to communities; however, please include a link to this post.

6. Prompts may be used multiple times.

7. Though this is a "porn battle", fics do not need to include adult content. You may write romance or simply two characters interacting platonically.

8. Please put the title in the subject line! The format is: [Title, Fandom, Pairing, Theme.] You can simply copy/paste it from the list below.

9. When leaving feedback, be careful to reply to the actual fic comment, and not the entire post. (Otherwise, the author might never see your feedback.)

10. This will close on Thursday, July 24, at 11:59pm EST.

* Many thanks to sinandmisery for letting me crib from her instructions for a previous battle!

30 Rock
30 Rock, Liz/Floyd, Sandwich

Across the Universe
Across the Universe, Max/Jude, Song

Aliens, Ripley/Hicks, Acheron
Aliens, Ripley/Hicks, Ammunition
Aliens, Ripley/Hicks, Rain

AtS, Angel/Lindsey, Open doors
AtS, Angel/Cordy, Banter
AtS, Darla/Angel, History
AtS, Darla/Angel, Fashion
AtS, Wesley/Lilah, Falling

Avatar, Aang/Katara, Storm
Avatar, Aang/Katara, Sweet
Avatar, Aang/Katara, "The shadow proves the sunshine"
Avatar, Mais!Uncle, Zuko(/Mai), Revenge
Avatar, Mai/Mais!Uncle, Innocent
Avatar, Sokka/Suki, Solid
Avatar, Zuko/Katara, Desperate
Avatar, Zuko/Katara, "She is easier than love"
Avatar, Zuko/Ozai, Fathers
Avatar, Zuko/Zhao(/Mai), Rivals
Avatar, Zuko/Mai, Caught
Avatar, Zuko/Mai, "If home is where the heart is then my home is where you are"
Avatar, Zuko/Mai, Surprise

Batman Beyond
Batman Beyond, Terry/Max, Thrillseeker

Battlestar Galactica
BSG, Adama/Roslin, Fabric scissors
BSG, Adama/Roslin, Glasses mix-up
BSG, Adama/Roslin, Interruptions
BSG, Adama/Roslin, Old West

BSG, Baltar/Caprica Six, "You're finally real there's nothing fake"
BSG, Baltar/Caprica/Head Six, "Watching you watch me watch you"
BSG, Baltar/Gina, Explosion

BSG, Billy/Dee, Hope
BSG, Billy/Dee, Lacking
BSG, Billy/Jean, Desperation
BSG, Billy/Kara, Trying to forget
BSG, Billy/Sam, Final Five

BSG, Caprica Six/Ellen, Ladies who lunch
BSG, Caprica Six/Tigh, Cylon
BSG, Caprica Six/Tigh, Family

BSG, Gaeta/Dee, Moving on
BSG, Gaeta/Dee, Night watch
BSG, Gaeta/Kara, Compromise
BSG, Gaeta/Hoshi/Dee, Dust

BSG, Cally/Tyrol, Shaving
BSG, Dee/Kara, Taste
BSG, Helo/Lee, Honest
BSG, Jean/Sam, Constant
BSG, Jean/Sam, Injury
BSG, Kara, Bill Adama (platonic), Daughter
BSG, Kara/Natalie, Projection

BSG, Kara/Helo, Affair
BSG, Kara/Helo, Paint-smeared fingers
BSG, Kara/Helo, Slap

BSG, Kara/Lee, After tonight
BSG, Kara/Lee, All-nighter
BSG, Kara/Lee, Apology
BSG, Kara/Lee, Blanket
BSG, Kara/Lee, Books
BSG, Kara/Lee, Defiance
BSG, Kara/Lee, Caught
BSG, Kara/Lee, Desktop
BSG, Kara/Lee, Driving Lessons
BSG, Kara/Lee, Mister President
BSG, Kara/Lee, Moonshine or moon shine
BSG, Kara/Lee, Nostalgia
BSG, Kara/Lee, Office
BSG, Kara/Lee, "Oh you strike me down with your silence baby tonight"
BSG, Kara/Lee, Oral
BSG, Kara/Lee, "People like us don't get fairytale endings."
BSG, Kara/Lee, Pregnancy hormones
BSG, Kara/Lee, Pretend
BSG, Kara/Lee, Secretly married
BSG, Kara/Lee, Shades
BSG, Kara/Lee, Shaving
BSG, Kara/Lee, Skin
BSG, Kara/Lee, Snowball fight
BSG, Kara/Lee, Telephone
BSG, Kara/Lee, "That's MY towel!"
BSG, Kara/Lee, "They don't write stories about things that come easy"
BSG, Kara/Lee, "This never happened"
BSG, Kara/Lee, Tie
BSG, Kara/Lee, Toast
BSG, Kara/Lee, What if she stayed?
BSG, Kara/Lee, Trapped in a small space
BSG, Kara/Lee, Unfaithful

BSG, Kara/Leoben, Fated stars
BSG, Kara/Leoben, Idols
BSG, Kara/Leoben, Love
BSG, Kara/Leoben, First time for everything
BSG, Kara/Leoben, Rocks in the stream
BSG, Kara/Leoben, Self-control
BSG, Kara/Leoben, Suicide
BSG, Kara/Leoben, Understanding

BSG, Kara/Lee/Dee, Who's better?
BSG, Kara/Lee/Leoben, Statue
BSG, Kara/Lee/Sam, Earth
BSG, Kara/Lee/Sam, Who's better?
BSG, Kara/Lee/Sam, Yes
BSG, Kara/Lee/Zak, They always said Zak is the daring one
BSG, Kara/Lee/Zak, Hold me down
BSG, Kara/Leoben/Sam, Link
BSG, Kara/Leoben/Sam, Painting

BSG, Kara/Sam, After
BSG, Kara/Sam, Awkwkard
BSG, Kara/Sam, Clean
BSG, Kara/Sam, Faster
BSG, Kara/Sam, Head
BSG, Kara/Sam, I love her more now that our marriage is through
BSG, Kara/Sam, Kisses
BSG, Kara/Sam, Oral fixation
BSG, Kara/Sam, Sweat
BSG, Kara/Sam, Slippery
BSG, Kara/Sam, Tears/cry
BSG, Kara/Sam, The long and winding road
BSG, Kara/Sam, The last time

BSG, Kara/Tigh, Ambrosia
BSG, Kara/Tigh, Vengeance
BSG, Kara/Zak, Out loud
BSG, Kara/Zak, Truth
BSG, Kara/Zak, Wanderlust
BSG, Kat/Kara, Ambrosia
BSG, Laura/Kara, Role reversal
BSG, Lee/Leoben, Delusion
BSG, Lee/Sam, Dodge
BSG, Lee/Sam, Five stages of Grief
BSG, Lee/Sam, Not drunk yet
BSG, Lee/Sam, Taxi cab
BSG, Natalie/Sam, Bar

The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory, Penny/Sheldon, Hypothesis

Bionic Woman
Bionic Woman, Sarah/Jae, Make you bleed
Bionic Woman, Sarah/Jaime, Metal

Bones, Booth/Brennan, Don't call me baby
Bones, Booth/Brennan, Lab
Bones, Angela/Hodgins, Grief and the five stages of it
Bones, Angela/Hodgins, Myth
Bones, Angela/Hodgins, Playground

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
BtVS, Buffy/Angel, Five times
BtVS, Buffy/Angel, Kiss
BtVS, Buffy/Angel, Memories
BtVS, Buffy/Angel, Tension
BtVS, Buffy/Faith, Weaponry
BtVS, Buffy/Nina, Sleep
BtVS, Buffy/Spike, "Do you remember..."
BtVS, Buffy/Spike, Shakespeare
BtVS, Buffy/Xander, Stolen shirt
BtVS, Dawn/Andrew, Tomatoes
BtVS, Dawn/Xander, All grown up
BtVS, Dawn/Spike, Nibblet
BtVS, Willow/Xander, Spaceship

Burn Notice
Burn Notice, Michael/Fiona, Laundry Room
Burn Notice, Michael/Fiona, We Met On New Years Eve

CSI: Miami
CSI:Miami, Calleigh/Eric, Heat
CSI:Miami, Calleigh/Eric, Superstition

Chuck, Captain Awesome/Ellie, Trying to be quiet

Circle of Magic
Circle of Magic, Briar/Tris, Vines
Circle of Magic, Briar/Tris, Stormy weather

Criminal Minds
Criminal Minds, Morgan/Garcia, Scars

Dark Angel
Dark Angel, Logan/Alec, Irony
Dark Angel, Max/Alec, Phermones

Dead Like Me
Dead Like Me, Mason/George, Everything's changing
Dead Like Me, Mason/George, "No one sees me like you do"

Degrassi, Manny/Craig, College

Discworld, Sybil/Sam, Home

The Division
The Division, Angela/CD, Stakeout Games
The Division, CD/Magda, Being there
The Division. CD/Jinny, New Partners

Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Donna/Jack, Déjà vu
Doctor Who, Donna/Jack, First Meeting
Doctor Who, Nine/Rose, Immaturity
Doctor Who, NuDoctor/Rose, Starting from the beginning
Doctor Who, NuDoctor/DoctorDonna, You're just like me
Doctor Who, NuDoctor/Ten/Captain Jack, This could be fun
Doctor Who, Ten/Donna, Fuzzy slippers
Doctor Who, Ten/Donna, Wha-WHAT?!
Doctor Who, Ten/Martha, Heat

Dresden Files
Dresden Files (book), Harry/Susan, Feature story

ER, Abby/Neela, Bonding
ER, Abby/Susan, Catching up
ER, Kerry/Susan, Common Ground

Earth 2
Earth 2, Devon/Danziger, Fire
Earth 2, Devon/Danziger, Lightning
Earth 2, Devon/Danziger, New Pacifica
Earth 2, Devon/Julia, Free will

Enchanted, Robert/Giselle, Ever after
Enchanted, Robert/Giselle, New York
Enchanted, Robert/Giselle, Ribbons

Entourage, Eric/Vince, Pizza

Farscape, Chiana/Jool, Scream
Farscape, John/Aeryn, Mental

Flight of the Conchords
Flight of the Conchords, Bret/Jemaine, Bored
Flight of the Conchords, Bret/Jemaine, Digeredoo
Flight of the Conchords, Bret/Jemaine/Mel, Whoops

Friday Night Lights
Friday Night Lights, Tami/Eric, Babysitter
Friday Night Lights, Tyra/Tim, Back Room
Friday Night Lights, Tyra/Landry, College

Friends, Rachel/Monica, Getting the Apartment Back

General Hospital
General Hospital, Georgie/Spinelli, What if
General Hospital, Maxie/Spinelli, Orange soda

Ghost in the Shell
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Batou/Major, Retirement

Gilmore Girls
Gilmore Girls, Lane/Dean, Keg
Gilmore Girls, Luke/Lorelai, Proposal
Gilmore Girls, Luke/Lorelai, Kids
Gilmore Girls, Rory/Jess, Reunion
Gilmore Girls, Rory/Jess, Love
Gilmore Girls, Rory/Logan, Fate
Gilmore Girls, Rory/Tristan, Future

Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl, Blair/Dan, Coffee
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Blair, Breathe
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Blair, Car
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Blair, Birthday
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Blair, Make you Mine
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Blair, On Stage
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Blair, Video
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Blair, Vodka
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Georgina, Mistakes I swore would never happen again
Gossip Girl, Serena/Dan, Central Park

Grey's Anatomy
Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Derek, Candles
Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Derek, Elevators
Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Derek, Tequila
Grey's Anatomy, Christina/Erica, Envy
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Erica, Admiration
Grey’s Anatomy, Christina/Meredith, Being her 'Person'
Grey’s Anatomy, Addison/Miranda, Missing her
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Izzie, Clarity
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Christina, Just “Roommates”

Hairspray, Tracy/Link, Hollywood
Hairspray, Tracy/Link, Garter

Heroes, Claire/Zach, Cheerleader
Heroes, Five Years Gone Claire/Zach, "A lot has changed"
Heroes, Niki/Nathan/Peter, Good guys gone bad
Heroes, Niki/Peter, Good shot
Heroes, Peter/Claire, Five
Heroes, Peter/Claire, Incest
Heroes, Peter/Claire, Remember

House, House/Wilson/Amber, Pancakes
House, House/Cuddy, Alcohol
House, House/Cuddy, Anesthesia
House, House/Cuddy, Forget
House, House/Cuddy, Short Skirt and a Long Jacket

How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, Awesome
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, Hangover
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, "Pretend you don't know me."
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, Sex tape
How I Met Your Mother, Lily/Barney, One time at band camp...

In Plain Sight
In Plain Sight, Mary/Marshall, Partners

Iron Man
Iron Man, Tony/Pepper, Mourning
Iron Man, Tony/Pepper, Cyberization

Jericho, Heather/Jake, Inevitable
Jericho, Heather/Jake, Returned
Jericho, Heather/Stanley, Friendship
Jericho, Stanley/Mimi, Civil war
Jericho, Stanley/Mimi, Spring
Jericho, Stanley/Mimi, Tomorrow

Joan of Arcadia
Joan of Arcadia, Joan/Judith, Bright
Joan of Arcadia, Joan/Judith, Clash

Justice League
Justice League (Animated), Bats/Wonder Woman, Oink
Justice League (Animated), Bats/Wonder Woman, Serenade
Justice League (Animated), John/Shayera, Feathers

Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Goren/Eames, Stakeout
Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Goren/Eames, Weekend

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Elliot/Olivia, Bus
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Elliot/Olivia, Liquor
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Elliot/Olivia, Thunder

Life, Reese/Crews, Halogen Lamps

Lost, Claire/Sawyer, Crystal blue
Lost, Desmond/Penny, First night
Lost, Desmond/Penny, London
Lost, Desmond/Penny, Never let go
Lost, Desmond/Penny, "We've got years to make up for."
Lost, Sawyer/Juliet, Domestic
Lost, Sawyer/Juliet, Guns
Lost, Sawyer/Juliet, Island fever
Lost, Sayid/Claire, Delicate
Lost, Sayid/Kate, Chance

The Lost World
The Lost World, Marguerite/Roxton, Home
The Lost World, Marguerite/Roxton, Rain
The Lost World, Marguerite/Roxton, Smoke

M*A*S*H, Hotlips/Hawkeye, Blood
M*A*S*H, Hotlips/Hawkeye, Martini
M*A*S*H, Hotlips/Hawkeye, USA

Mad Men
Mad Men, Don/Betty, Wife
Mad Men, Betty/Joan, Working girls

The Middleman
The Middleman, Lacey/Master Ping, Bouillon cubes
The Middleman, Wendy Watson/Middleman, Calendars
The Middleman, Wendy Watson/Middleman, Holiday candies
The Middleman, Wendy Watson/Middleman, Permanent markers
The Middleman, Wendy Watson/Middleman, Penetration v. Perforation

NCIS, Tony/Abby, Clubbing

Nancy Drew
Nancy Drew, Nancy/Frank, Danger
Nancy Drew, Nancy/Ned, Disguise
Nancy Drew, Nancy/Ned, Trauma
Nancy Drew, Ned/Nancy/Frank, Angry

The OC
The OC, Ryan/Marissa, Tattoo
The OC, Ryan/Taylor, Hotel
The OC, Ryan/Taylor, Train
The OC, Seth/Summer, Keep Me warm
The OC, Seth/Summer, Movie Theatre
The OC, Seth/Summer, Rain
The OC, Summer/Ryan, Sweat

The Office
The Office, Jim/Karen, That night in New York
The Office, Jim/Pam, All tied up
The Office, Jim/Pam, Brooklyn apartment
The Office, Jim/Pam, Never go to bed angry
The Office, Jim/Pam, Summer
The Office, Pam/Ryan, While Jim was away

One Tree Hill
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Lucas, Right
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Lucas, Sunrise
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Lucas, Birthday
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Mouth, Kiss
One Tree Hill, Lucas/Peyton, Starting over
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Brooke, Dream
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Brooke, Picture
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Haley, Music
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Haley, Anger
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Haley, Car
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Haley, Future
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Haley, Present
One Tree Hill, Nathan/Haley, Sun
One Tree Hill, Peyton/Jake, Laugh
One Tree Hill, Peyton/Jake, Return
One Tree Hill, Peyton/Jake, Safe

Outlander series (books), Claire/Jamie, Hunting

Peanuts, Charlie Brown/Peppermint Patty, Tour bus

Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth, Betrayal
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth, Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth, Treasure

The Pretender
The Pretender, Jarod/Parker, Lamplight
The Pretender, Jarod/Parker, Run
The Pretender, Jarod/Parker, Smith & Wesson

Private Practice
Private Practice, Naomi/Dell, Shock

Psych, Buzz/Juliet, Stakeout
Psych, Shawn/Gus, Teenage Feeling
Psych, Shawn/Gus, Bare
Psych, Shawn/Juliet, Little Blue Car
Psych, Shawn/Lassiter, Green

Pushing Daisies
Pushing Daisies, Olive/Chuck, Very very serious
Pushing Daisies, Olive/Ned, Pie
Pushing Daisies, Ned/Chuck, Kitchen
Pushing Daisies, Ned/Chuck, Versatility

Rome, Brutus/Antony, Private matter
Rome, Vorenus/Niobe, Homecoming
Rome, Vorenus/Niobe, Coins
Rome, Vorenus/Pullo, Stranded

Roswell, Alex/Liz, Children
Roswell, Alex/Liz/Maria, Loyalty
Roswell, Alex/Liz/Maria, Together
Roswell, Liz/Maria, Song
Roswell, NY!Zan/NY!Ava, Uniforms

The Sarah Connor Chronicles
SCC, Derek/Cameron, Tune-ups
SCC, Derek/Cameron, Recording
SCC, Derek/Cameron, Texture
SCC, John/Cameron, Pleats
SCC, Sarah/Derek, Catalyst

She's the Man
She's the Man, Viola/Duke, Watching
She's the Man, Viola/Olivia, Belt

Skins, Cassie/Sid, Waffles
Skins, Chris/Jal, Goldfish
Skins, Tony/Maxxie, Constant

Smallville, Chloe/Bart, Whipped cream
Smallville, Chloe/Bart, Jokes
Smallville, Chloe/Bart, Accident

Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Belong
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Bizarre
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Dance
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Drippy
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Earnest
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Fire
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Forgotten
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Kiss
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Madness
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Sarcasm
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Silence
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Teamwork
Smallville, Chloe/Clark, Weep

Smallville, Chloe/Kara, Anniversary
Smallville, Chloe/Kara, Bonding
Smallville, Chloe/Kara, Krypton
Smallville, Chloe/Kara, Shopping

Smallville, Chloe/Lex, Taste
Smallville, Chloe/Lex, Attraction
Smallville, Chloe/Lex, Protect
Smallville, Chloe/Lex, Jealousy

Smallville, Chloe, Lois, Comfort
Smallville, Chloe, Lois, Family

Smallville, Chloe/Oliver, 2:00 am
Smallville, Chloe/Oliver, Bulls eye
Smallville, Chloe/Oliver, Flowers
Smallville, Chloe/Oliver, Silk
Smallville, Chloe/Oliver, Swimsuits

Smallville, Clark, Bruce, Introductions
Smallville, Clark, Lois, Bruce, Meeting

Smallville, Clark/Lois, Coffee
Smallville, Clark/Lois, Destiny
Smallville, Clark/Lois, Unexpected
Smallville, Clark/Lois, Jealously
Smallville, Clark/Lois, Glasses
Smallville, Clark/Lois, Heat
Smallville, Clark/Lois, Sky
Smallville, Clark/Lois, Suit
Smallville, Clark/Lois/Oliver, Want
Smallville, Clark/Lois/Oliver, Red-K
Smallville, Clark/Lois/Oliver, Unsure
Smallville, Clark/Lois/Oliver, Bed
Smallville, Clark/Lois/Oliver, Distance

Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Chocolate
Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Costumes
Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Fantasy
Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Hero
Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Pie
Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Smile
Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Moonlight
Smallville, Clark/Oliver, Photograph

Smallville, Kara/Jimmy, Friends
Smallville, Lana/Adam, Mouth
Smallville, Lana/Clark, Quiet
Smallville, Lana/Jonathan, Cows
Smallville, Lana/Jonathan, Twilight
Smallville, Lana/Lex, Knot

Smallville, Lois/Clark, Future
Smallville, Lois/Jimmy, Bet
Smallville, Lois/Jimmy, Bras
Smallville, Lois/Jimmy, Chewing Gum
Smallville, Lois/Jimmy, Power
Smallville, Lois/Oliver, Lingerie
Smallville, Lois/Oliver, Dream
Smallville, Lois/Oliver, New beginnings
Smallville, Lois/Oliver, Wine
Smallville, Lex/Martha, Breakfast
Smallville, Lex/Martha, Weakness

Star Trek: Enterprise
Star Trek: Enterprise, Trip/T'Pol, Shore leave

Star Wars
Star Wars, Obi-Wan/Padme, Feral
Star Wars, Obi-Wan/Padme, Optimism
Star Wars, Obi-Wan/Padme, Regret
Star Wars, Obi-Wan/Padme, Secrets

Stargate: Atlantis
SGA, John/Teyla, Almonds
SGA, John/Teyla, Stars in our bedroom
SGA, Lorne/Cadman, Advance notice
SGA, Lorne/Cadman, Peripheral vision
SGA, Sam/John, Coffee

Stargate SG-1
SG-1, Cam/Daniel, Alternate
SG-1, Cam/Daniel, Sly
SG-1, Cam/Daniel, Movie night
SG-1, Daniel/Cam/Sam, Perfume
SG-1, Daniel/Cam/Vala, Sales
SG-1, Daniel/Vala, Regret
SG-1, Daniel/Vala, Freedom
SG-1, Daniel/Vala, Loyalty
SG-1, Daniel/Vala, Crime doesn't pay
SG-1, Sam/Cam, Blue jello
SG-1, Sam/Daniel, Ripples
SG-1, Sam/Daniel, Dimension
SG-1, Sam/Daniel, Ethon
SG-1, Sam/Jack, Washington Monument
SG-1, Sam/Jack, Wait
SG-1, Sam/Jack, Aging

SPN, Dean/Bela, Hell
SPN, Dean/Bela, Demon
SPN, Dean/Cassie, Something to pass the time
SPN, Dean/Ruby, Empty plastic bottles
SPN, Dean/Jo, Collars
SPN, Dean/OFC, White
SPN, Dean/OFC, Demon
SPN, Sam/Ruby, Lace petticoats
SPN, Sam/Ruby, Numb
SPN, Sam/Bela, Discovered

Third Watch
Third Watch, Carlos/Kim, Memories
Third Watch, Faith/Bosco, Reunion
Third Watch, Ty/Alex, Regret
Third Watch, Faith/Kim, Drinking
Third Watch, Faith/Kim, Trapped
Third Watch, Cruz/Faith, Vindication in a bar
Third Watch, Alex/Kim, Girls Night Off

Torchwood, Ianto/Tosh, Green tea
Torchwood, Ianto/Tosh, Hurts to be alone
Torchwood, Ianto/Tosh, Silk ties
Torchwood, Jack/Anyone, Feel
Torchwood, Jack/John/Ianto, Fight
Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, Chocolate kisses
Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, Red Hat
Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, Dinner and a movie
Torchwood, Jack/Martha/Ianto, Four minutes
Torchwood, Jack/Mickey/Ianto, Greetings

Twelve Houses
Twelve Houses (by Sharon Shinn), Senneth/Tayse, Marriage

Twilight, Alice/Jasper, New car
Twilight, Rosalie/Emmett, Secrets

Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars, Logan/Veronica, Backseat
Veronica Mars, Logan/Veronica, First time
Veronica Mars, Logan/Veronica, Our Love is Epic
Veronica Mars, Logan/Veronica, We always find our way back
Veronica Mars, Mac/Dick, Well I didn't see that one coming
Veronica Mars, Veronica/Weevil, Make a deal

Verbotene Liebe
Verbotene Liebe, Christian/Olli, Making up

Weeds, Nancy/Andy, Legalities
Weeds, Nancy/Andy, Not-Francie and Not-Judah
Weeds, Nancy/Andy, Shattered
Weeds, Nancy/Valerie, Rolling Blackouts

The West Wing
The West Wing, Charlie/Zoey, "If your father finds out..."
The West Wing, Josh/Donna, Take me home
The West Wing, Toby/CJ, A long Time ago

X-Files, Mulder/Scully, Believe
X-Files, Mulder/Scully, Betrayal
X-Files, Mulder/Scully, Christmas
X-Files, Mulder/Scully, Reunion
X-Files, Mulder/Scully, Snow
X-Files, Scully/Skinner, Hold on

X-Men comics, Scott/Emma, It's all in your head
X-Men comics, Scott/Emma, No restraints
X-Men, Wolverine/Rogue, Beer
X-Men, Wolverine/Rogue, Leather
X-Men, Wolverine/Rogue, Touch

Xenozoic Tales
Xenozoic Tales, Jack/Hannah, Trust
Xenozoic Tales, Jack/Hannah, Boredom
Xenozoic Tales, Jack/Hannah, Night

Young Wizards
Young Wizards, Dairine/Carmela, Discovery

Battlestar Galactica/Bionic Woman, Lee/Sarah Corvus, Mistaken Identity
Battlestar Galactica/Heroes, Nathan/Caprica, I feel alive
Battlestar Galactica/Heroes, Kara/Peter, you came crashing into my life
Battlestar Galactica/Heroes, Head Six/Nathan, Alone
Battlestar Galactica/Heroes, Head Six/Nathan, This to the girl who got into my head
Battlestar Galactica/Heroes, Caprica Six/Nathan, Starting over
Battlestar Galactica/Heroes, Caprica Six/Nathan, Penthouse
Battlestar Galactica, How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Baltar, Attention seeker
Battlestar Galactica/Stargate SG-1, Daniel/Kara, Flying
Battlestar Galactica/Stargate SG-1, Daniel/Kara, Words paint the sky
Battlestar Galactica/Stargate: Atlantis, Billy/Teyla, Sunshine
Battlestar Galactica/The X-Files, Lee/Mulder, Always the same

Bionic Woman/The OC, Ryan Atwood/Sarah Corvus, Cagefight

BtVS/AtS, Angelus/Spike, Lessons
BtVS/AtS, Buffy/Gunn, Video game
BtVS/AtS, Buffy/Wesley, Sweat
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Smallville, Andrew/Kara, sigh
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Supernatural, Dawn/Dean, whimper
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Supernatural, Faith/Dean, handcuffs

Chuck/Alias, Chuck/Sydney, I can teach you a thing or two.
Chuck/Gossip Girl, Any characters, “So we finally meet.”

Doctor Who/Torchwood, Captain Jack/Donna, "Have we met?"
Doctor Who/Torchwood, Jenny/Captain Jack, "You are just like your father"
Doctor Who/Torchwood, Jenny/Captain Jack, Little black dress and matching gun
Doctor Who/Torchwood, Jenny/Captain Jack, No introductions
Doctor Who/Torchwood, Ianto/Donna, Monkeys
Doctor Who/Torchwood, Ianto/Ten, Bananas

ER/Third Watch, Susan Lewis/Faith Yokas, Staying

Grey's Anatomy/SVU, Erica Hahn/Alexandra Cabot, New Identities
Grey’s Anatomy/ER, Christina Yang/ Abby Lockhart, Speaking Girl
Grey’s Anatomy/ER, Addison Montgomery/ Abby Lockhart, Starting over

How I Met Your Mother/Gossip Girl, Barney/Blair, O.M.G.
How I Met Your Mother/Psych, Trudy/Shawn, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Winnie Cooper?"
How I Met Your Mother/Psych, Trudy/Shawn, Pineapple

Secret Diary of a Call Girl/Dr. Who, Ben/Rose, Parall worlds

Stargate SG-1/Stargate: Atlantis, Daniel/Teyla, Textiles
Stargate SG-1/Torchwood, Vala/Tosh, Diplomatic incidents
Stargate SG-1/Torchwood, Daniel/Ianto, Blessed coffee
Stargate SG-1/Torchwood, Vala/Jack/Ianto, Ttease

Supernatural/Gilmore Girls, Lorelei/Sam, Elevator
Supernatural/Gossip Girl, Lily/John, Rebound
Supernatural/Pushing Daisies, Chuck/Dean, Honey
Supernatural/Sarah Connor Chronicles, Cameron/Sam, Something new
Supernatural/Veronica Mars, Sam/Mac, hard drive

Smallville/Batman, Clark/Bruce, Fortress
Smallville/Batman, Clark/Bruce, Rooftop
Smallville/Batman, Lois/Bruce, First meeting
Smallville/Batman, Lois/Bruce, Batmobile
Smallville/One Tree Hill, Brooke/Oliver, Publicity
Smallville/Supernatural, Chloe/Dean, Candles
Smallville/Supernatural, Chloe/Dean, Club
Smallville/Supernatural, Chloe/Dean, Leather
Smallville/Supernatural, Chloe/Dean, Resistance
Smallville/Supernatural, Chloe/Dean, Lies
Smallville/Supernatural, Chloe/Sam, Kansas
Smallville/Supernatural, Chloe/Sam, Denial
Smallville/Supernatural, Bela/Chloe, Old acquaintances
Smallville/Supernatural, Lex/Bela, checkmate

Third Watch/ SVU, Faith Yokas/ Olivia Benson, Tough Case

Torchwood/Firefly, Kaylee/Jack, Engines
Torchwood/Mad Men, Jack/Joan, "Are you a natural red head?"
Torchwood/Lost, Jack/Penny, Boss

Enjoy, and please pimp this post so that we can get more participation!

ETA: No need to "claim" a prompt. I'd prefer to keep the comments section for the actual fics and feedback, thanks!
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