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Pilots and the Nipples of Destiny

(This is the sort of thing that keeps me amused during summer vacation.)

So. While looking at pics of The Red Shirt from last week's BSG episode, I noticed that it looked like Lee's cute little nipples were tenting the fabric. Because I am a perv very attentive viewer, I decided to create a picspam of Pilot Nipples Through the Ages. Many thanks to indigo419 and daybreak777 for helping me locate relevant photographs. Please, please feel free to add your own gratuitous skin pics in the replies to this post! Oh, and there are spoilers through 4.08.

First, many of these screencaps came from bsg-caps.com -- thanks, site! I've enhanced some of them to properly show off the chestal glory.

It all begin with a truly iconic shot of Kara in the Miniseries.



Once they were out there, well, she couldn't keep them under control! And really, who could blame her?







The last photo is a watershed moment. As I titled my post-"Maelstrom" meta: "Kara Thrace and the Nipples of Destiny!" And then my lovely marenfic made me laugh until I choked with her reply, "They're pointing the way to Earth!"

As a society, we have become accustomed to seeing way too many boobs onscreen (Disclaimer: Boobs are great! I have two of my own! But c'mon, do we really need to see them naked and bouncing around in so many TV shows and movies, when the guys don't get nearly enough below-the-waist exposure? Sigh.)

Oops. I digress. Because Leland Joseph Adama is a kind, generous Pilotician, he offered to get in on the action. Bonus points for being shirtless in much of it!





ETA: And arielmoondance reminded me of this one:



Yay, nipples! Everyone appreciates them!

Kara wants to cuddle up next to them:


Lee gropes them in Raptors:


He also selfishly graciously uses his chin to preserve Kara's modesty:


Leoben appreciates Kara's nipples... with his mouth. (Wow. This one makes me blush.)


Even Dee and Sam know a good thing when they've got it! (Except I couldn't find any decent screencaps. Sorry!)

In conclusion, let me say that I wholeheartedly support more Pilot Nipple Action -- especially if hands and/or lips are involved -- in the rest of Season Four. Er, that's assuming we actually get to SEE them together again. *sigh*

Congratulations, Pilots. We salute your nipples... and from the looks of things above, they're saluting us right back!



(Oh, god. Is this post going to come back to haunt me?)
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