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17 June 2008 @ 06:33 pm
[kwoooooopi] Why Kangin Shouldn't Do Magic Tricks  
Title: Why Kangin Shouldn't Do Magic Tricks
Fandom: SuJu
Pairing: Kangteuk
Rating: R
Word Count: 1 065
Notes: For kwoooooopi! Theme: magic; Catch: it doesn't quite work like it should. This is.... totally partially for taylormercury because today is her birthday, but I fail and made it Kangteuk because my mind blanks like that? THIS IS BASICALLY FAIL ALL OVER, AND YOU'LL GET HANBUM SOONTIME AS A PROPER BIRTHDAY FIC!

-

“You’ve gotta be fucking shitting me Kangin, because this is the most stupidest
prank ever.” Eeteuk’s livid. He can’t help it; he’s kind of not in the proper state
of mind to be really rather calm about things at the moment because the voice
that comes out of his mouth is harsh and rough and not his voice because he
doesn’t seem to be in his own body. Kangin had decided that he wanted to show
Eeteuk some ‘magic’, and somehow after a bright purple flash, he found himself
looking slightly downwards at himself.

“Ok, wow, that’s really weird,” Kangin states, Eeteuks mouth curving down in a
pout that Kangin tended to sport after someone had eaten the last of his order-in
chicken, which made Eeteuk’s face look a little like he was about to heave. “Also,
for the record? I didn’t know that was going to happen either.”

“No one finds out about this, ok? No one. Just act natural.” Eeteuk groans, before
bringing a hand up to rub at his eyes, though he misses a little and smacks himself
in the nose painfully.

-

Eunhyuk catched Kangin in the hall less than an hour after the incident, and pulls
him off to the side.

“Hey, have you noticed anything…” He leans closer to whisper in Kangin’s
(Eeteuk’s he reminds himself.) ear. “… anything weird about Kangin?”

They both stare at each other for a beat.

“No?” Kangin manages to question back, though it sort of squeeks out in Eeteuk
voice.

“Really? He’s been… all not like himself. He offered to help me do the dishes and
then told me you were a fantastic person and that he didn’t deserve to be in your
awesome presence.”

Another beat passes.

“I’m gonna fucking kill him,” he growls out, squeezing Eeteuk hands into tight fists.
He stops after a few step, turning sharply on his heals to look back at Eunhyuk. “But
Kangin is the hottest thing on earth and I don’t know how any of us can think to even
compare to him. He’s should totally rule the world.”

-

Sungmin’s got a bowl of popcorn in his lap and Siwon is looking helplessly back
and forth from where Kangin and Eeteuk are shouting at each other in the middle
of the living room.

“Yeah, well you’re the most fantastic human ever to have been born!” Eeteuk
yells at Kangin, his hands flailing wildly in a violent manner.

“Well you’re the best member of this group! You’re totally the one keeping us all
together.” Kangin cries (his voice overly loud), with his arms crossed across his
chest, a dark sneer on his face.

“You’re hotter than I am! I needed plastic surgery to be pretty” Eeteuk sneers back,
taking what might have been an imposing step forward if he had been wearing shoes,
a good few inches shorter than Kangin

“I totally let you top when we have sex! You’re so much more manly than I am!
I’m totally the most girlish guy in this group!” Kangin emphasises his point by
shoving a finger against Eeteuk’s chest, ironically pushing the other boy backwards
with the roughness despite his last claim. Sungmin giggles in his seat.

“Oh that is so it. I will fucking kick your ass for that you stup-”

It takes half an hour to get the two away from each other, only partially because
Sungmin was too busy laughing his ass off and Siwon was just a little bit too
shocked at “Kangin’s” confession.

-

“Alright, I’m in your body so I’m gonna act like the hyung here, so listen,” Kangin
tells Eeteuk as he plays with the hem of his large shirt that hangs off Eeteuk’s smaller
body. Eeteuk, who was reclining on his bed “That was all stupid and childish and we
shouldn’t have done that in front of the others and basically, we should both just say
we’re sorry and figure out how the hell we’re gonna get back, ok?”

Eeteuk’s face stays stony, and Kangin feels really weird to be telling himself that
he’s sorry, like some crazy mirror trick.

“You were a total bitch there,” Eeteuk says, rising from the bed.

“Uh. You were too, idiot,” Kangin states as if Eeteuk was stupid.

“You made fun of my nose,” he reminds Kangin, his voice rising in volume at
each word.

“Hey, you called me girly and said that you’d top, ok. Let’s not point
fingers here, ok?”

“Oh yeah, well why don’t we prove it, huh?” Eeteuk challenges before grabbing
Kangin’s face to kiss him roughly, because really, he didn’t realize how hot he was
when he got angry, which is weird as hell because he was sort of kissing himself
and it was both horrifying and a wild turn on at the same time.

“Oh, oh, ok, no. Sex like this is not happening, ok, it-” But Kangin’s attempts to dissuade
Eeteuk seemed to sputter out as soon as Eeteuk found his way into Kangin’s pants.

-

“Fuck,” Kangin moans, his face pressed awkwardly into the pillow as Eeteuk pushes
into him, slick and hot and it feels weird

“Holy shit,” Eeteuk cries out, his hands grasping Kangin’s thin hips tighter than he
means to. “Why haven’t I ever fucked you before? This is-“

He trails off with a groan and Kangin tries to push down everything awkward when
his mind reminds himself that he technically has his own cock up his ass, but Eeteuk
starts moving, each thrust getting harder as he begins to fuck him in earnest, reaching
down to grasp Kangin’s cock.

Suddenly, Kangin wonders the exact same thing, his eyes roll back in pleasure.

-

“Thank god, I have my body back!” Kangin screams at about five in the morning,
when he wakes up for their schedule. Eeteuk pops an eye open to see his familiar
fringe fall into his eyes, but winces when he tries to move.

““You’re never allowed to play with magic ever again, ok? Also, I think I broke
myself…” he mutters, falling back against the mussed up sheets.

“Yeah. You fucked yourself good,” Kangin smiles lewdly. “Damn. I’m so good in bed.”

“See this?” Eeteuk manages to mutter out through clenched teeth. “This is why I hate
you.”

Kangin’s grin widens. Eeteuk grimaces through the soreness as he uses a pillow to
wipe the smile off his face.
 
 
 
(Deleted comment)
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 01:54 pm (UTC)
*diesdiesdies* ♥
luminous beingtaylormercury on June 17th, 2008 10:11 am (UTC)
OK SO WHAT. WOW. OK. YAY. THIS WAS SO AWESOME WHAT. YAY ♥!!!!!
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
SO PARTIAL YAY FOR BIRTHDAY?! :D??? But yeah, no, proper fic soon time. It seems like it's gonna be close to a friggin flod tomorrow, so I have lots of time! :D

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(no subject) - taylormercury on June 17th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mikudaisuki on June 17th, 2008 10:40 am (UTC)
OH WOW! THAT WAS HILARIOUS AND UBER AWESOME!
“Oh yeah, well why don’t we prove it, huh?” Eeteuk challenges before grabbing
Kangin’s face to kiss him roughly, because really, he didn’t realize how hot he was
when he got angry, which is weird as hell because he was sort of kissing himself
and it was both horrifying and a wild turn on at the same time.

That was great and superbly narcissist KEKEKEKE!!!!!!

“Thank god, I have my body back!” Kangin screams at about five in the morning,
when he wakes up for their schedule. Eeteuk pops an eye open to see his familiar
fringe fall into his eyes, but winces when he tries to move.

““You’re never allowed to play with magic ever again, ok? Also, I think I broke
myself…” he mutters, falling back against the mussed up sheets.

“Yeah. You fucked yourself good,” Kangin smiles lewdly. “Damn. I’m so good in bed.”

That really cracked me up! Like i say superbly narcissist ^___^
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 01:55 pm (UTC)
I totally believe that, if given the chance, most people would want to see what it's like to fool around with themself in someone elses body. :D

Thanks for the comment~
more organs means more human.: bestfanfiction ☆ GAY.phasera on June 17th, 2008 10:41 am (UTC)
omg it is so hard to pull off a bodyswitching fic BUT THIS IS SO AWESOME. AND HILARIOUS. AND HOT. *_________* ilu.
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
ahdsjgasjdkh I really would like to re-write/make this longer because faaaaaaaaaaaail!

♥♥♥♥♥
メルch_ar_me on June 17th, 2008 10:54 am (UTC)
...OMFG. I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE HOW AWESOME THIS IS.
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE TOO NICE ♥
⚜ tempest in a teacup ⚜pieces on June 17th, 2008 10:57 am (UTC)
alkjsdf;asfd. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


I AM SO AMUSED BY THIS FIC THEA. IT IS ALL KINDS OF BRILLIANT. AND SO FITTING AND TRUE AND ALKHFOIADS. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
I AM HAPPY THERE IS AMUSEMENT! I AM ALWAYS WORRYING ABOUT YOU! ♥♥♥♥

I really wanna re-write it. An hour is too short, oh god.
m o m o - t a n™miharu_fics on June 17th, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
OMFG.
XDDD
This. Was. Hilarious. And all kinds of awesome!
I'm laughing here and wish I could do a real life XD face.

-laaaaaaaughs-
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
*dies*

Thank you for enjoying this~ XD ♥♥♥
dream4fatgirl on June 17th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
Heh... i don't even know where to start quoting. That was just hilarious! This is so going into my mem.
*goes away grinning like a fool*
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
In your mem?

XDDD Thank you~
T. let's go, love soldierfeigninglove on June 17th, 2008 01:09 pm (UTC)
EPIC. ♥
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
NEVAR. ♥
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: kangteuk = otpmeiface on June 17th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
AND HILARIOUS

OH MY GOD THEIR ARGUMENT ALSKFJDK AND TEUKIE FUCKING HIMSELF ALSKJFDLK. ::HYSTERICAL::

♥♥♥♥♥
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on June 17th, 2008 02:24 pm (UTC)
I REALLY WANNA RE-WRITE AND MAKE IT BETTER/LONG/COHERIENT/ECT BECAUSE AHJDSKHGAKJS ONE HOUR IS NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!

I love the idea of Teuk fucking himself and Kangin getting fucked by himself.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(no subject) - meiface on June 17th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC) (Expand)
shaeira2910shaeira2910 on June 17th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
SPOT!! This is so hilarious!

I still can't quite get my head over how totally hot it is for teukie to fuck himself and kangin getting fucked by himself. gahhhh..I love it! :)

Please do write a longer version. hee. <3
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 18th, 2008 04:52 am (UTC)
Thanks for the comment~ I'm glad you liked ^^
ケイト: SuJu // It's Teukiekeight_michelle on June 17th, 2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
TEUK BROKE HIMSELF! A;FLDSKJA;LSKDJFA;LKSDFJ

*dies laughing* ♥♥♥
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on June 18th, 2008 04:54 am (UTC)
IT'S A PLEASANT IMAGE, I FIND.
mikkyboom on June 17th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
OMFG.
O__________O
i think that's the best magic story i've ever read in my life and oh GOD.

“You’re never allowed to play with magic ever again, ok? Also, I think I broke myself…” he mutters, falling back against the mussed up sheets.
teukkieeeeeeeee. xD
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 18th, 2008 04:55 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDDD

Thank you~
scylladakyllascylladakylla on June 17th, 2008 05:10 pm (UTC)
Hottest. Bodyswitch. Ever.

Seriously. XD Loved their argument in front of the other boys, and the SEX, guh. *__*

““You’re never allowed to play with magic ever again, ok? Also, I think I broke myself…” he mutters, falling back against the mussed up sheets.
“Yeah. You fucked yourself good,” Kangin smiles lewdly. “Damn. I’m so good in bed.”

Can't stop laughing. XDDD
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 18th, 2008 04:57 am (UTC)
I love reverse arguments! It was hard to come up with things, though. XD

♥♥♥♥
sthlmsyndrom: eeteuk kardigansthlmsyndrom on June 17th, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
This was so made of win! You made me lol ans snort water through my nose! I'm putting this story i my memories!
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on June 18th, 2008 05:02 am (UTC)
Ouch for your nose! Thanks~