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27 April 2008 @ 11:20 pm
[uni!verse] Chapter 3  
Title: Be Cool, Stay In School!
Fandom: SuJu
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1 548
Notes: Moar uni!verse! Told'ja I'd get the next chapter out before I left! Which is two days, dear god! I have literally no idea when the next installment will be. I'll see if I can pass some of the plane time writing.

|Prologue|Chpt 1|Cpt 2|


“Truly, kid? I don’t know,” Kangin had said, as casually as one could after almost
choking on his coffee. Kyuhyun failed to notice that his eyes were flashing back to
the door, watching for someone to come in. “He’s not the type to kiss and tell his
inner-most feelings about random first years he abducts. Sure, he told me he kissed
you, but I just got the vibe that it was one of those I-was-terribly-drunk-so-hey-what’s-
for-dinner things he does.” If Kangin cared about Kyuhyun gaping at him like he was
psychotic, then he was terribly good at hiding it.

“But that still doesn’t tell me what I should do! Aren’t you and Heechul any
help at all?!”

“Kid, if there’s one thing you need to make sure you get clear, it’s-”

But just as Kangin might have actually tried to say something helpful, the TA walked
in. It wasn’t so much ‘walked in’ as it was a wildly dramatic pause that clearly was
lacking only the epic background music, like in the movies. Kyuhyun had nervously
looked from him to Kangin and back again, as Eeteuk had paused at the door, almost
dropping everything in his hands, and staring straight at Kangin for a few seconds
before making his way into the room, pausing in front of the two.

“I don’t believe you’re in this class.” He had stated. The stack of papers and books
he had been carrying teetered precariously in his arms. It was kinda hard to miss
Kangin anywhere, Kyuhyun had to be honest. But Kangin looked completely at
ease, leaning back in his chair with a bright smile on his face.

“I’m not,” Kangin had said, that smile oddly widening on his face, and slug his arm
around Kyuhyun shoulders. The younger had jumped at the contact, before offered
his TA a confused smile none the less. “But I’m thinking about enrolling next year, so
I’m sitting in. My friend here-” (he had over emphasised the word friend wildly,
Kyuhyun thought warily) “-said it’d be ok if I do. It is ok, isn’t it, Park-ssi?”

Eeteuk had blanched a little at Kangin’s story while Kyuhyun’s mind had begun to run
scenarios of how to explain to his parent that he’d been kicked out of a class due to
social problems and knowing wildly stupid upperclassmen. Much to Kyuhyun’s relief,
Eeteuk had only scowled a little before giving the pair a curt nod that made the ponytail
at the back of his head bounce sharply, before walking up to the front of the class.

“Um, maybe you should move your arm?” Kyuhyun had questioned a few seconds
later, Kangin’s arm still wrapped around his shoulder. Kangin gave his shoulder a
squeeze before pulling him close and whispering in his ear.

“Naw, trust me on this one, ok?”

Kyuhyun gave a weak smile before opening his notes.


“Well that sucked,” Kyuhyun thought to himself, checking his phone for the time
(and ignoring the queasy feeling when he saw three missed called from Sungmin in
the past 24 hours) as he walked away from his tutorial an hour and a half later. In the
end, Kangin hadn’t been too much of a help on the subject, and he had been clingy,
which was weird; the older boy hadn’t moved his arm from around Kyuhyun’s shoulders
the whole class and every so often, Kangin had placed his hand on his thigh. His TA had
shot them dirty looks and Kyuhyun made a mental note to never bring him to that tutorial
ever again. He really didn’t understand why he couldn’t have nice, sane friends.


“Just thought I should let you know, kid’s all freaked about you kissing him. That
non-drunk-as-fuck one. That’s why he’s been avoiding you like you’re the plague.”

There was a few seconds of silence over the line.

“Well.” A pause. “Shit.”

“Yeah, maybe get on fixing that?”

“But did he say-?”

“Naw, I’m guessing it’s all a no-go from how freaked he is. That one’s a little skittish
and hilarious, but he’s a good kid. Though you’ll never fucking guess who one of his
TA’s is-”


“I’ve waited since I first saw you for this,” Sungmin said slowly, perched on the corner
of Kyuhyun’s bed. His hair was dishevelled and his button down shirt was left open. He
crawled closer, until he straddled Kyuhyun where he lay flat on his bed. He pulled at the
collar of Kyuhyun’s shirt slightly before pressing himself nearer, slowly tilting his face
closer to whisper in his ear. “Did you know that?”

Kyuhyun took a sharp breath went Sungmin’s lips connected to his neck, warm and
wet. Hardly realizing what he was doing, he lifted his hands to run his fingers through
Sungmin’s hair. He let his hands tangle themselves into the pink strands before pulling
softly to bring the other boy back.

Sungmin bit his lip- before breaking out into a loud pop song; Kyuhyun, flailing as his
phone awoke him from his dream, never truly hated modern technology until that point.

“Bwah?” he grumbled into the receiver, rubbing his eyes furiously to rid them of sleep
(and the image of a debauched Sungmin) and sitting up from his rumpled sheets.

“You. What the fuck. Is it lets-ignore-me week and I didn’t get the memo?”

He pulled his phone back to gawk at his phone for a moment, now fully awake from
his impromptu nap. Fuck! he mouthed to himself for not checking his caller display
before pulling the phone back to his ear.

“I- No? What?” (Fuck! he silently screamed again, falling back against his bed.)
“I had an essay… I was ignoring everyone?”

“So Kangin’s not part of everyone? He said he and you hung out today.”

“I saw him randomly! And he followed me to my tutorial! It was completely his fault
that I saw him. And… I’m sorry?”

“Well, whatever,” Sungmin huffed, his breath making the phone crackled painfully
loud in Kyuhyun’s ear. He winced; that was completely on purpose. “Party at my
house. Tomorrow. You’re there or I’m kicking your ass.”

He cringed at the sound of the dial tone. He really didn’t understand why he
couldn’t have nice, sane friends.

“Wow,” Kangin exclaimed the next night as he opened the door to reveal Kyuhyun
and Heechul. Heechul had draped himself over Kyuhyun, which the younger had
found was becoming more of a trend, much to his embarrassment. An awkward,
awkward trend. “You actually came?”

“Yeah. I figured it’d be easier if Sungmin killed me now for ignoring him for over
a week rather than him sneak in and kill me in my sleep,” he had replied. Heechul

“I’d let him in, so either would have been convenient for him, I think. Don’t worry,”
Heechul stated cheerfully, but a second later he detangled himself from Kyuhyun,
catching sight of someone inside. “Jesus, Siwon’s here?! I’ll see you sometime
tomorrow, kiddo!”

Kangin laughed wildly as Heechul quickly detangled himself from a rather confused
Kyuhyun and half running down the hall.

“Who the hell’s Siwon?” Kyuhyun questioned, peeking around the corner Heechul
had gone down after Kangin had composed himself enough to usher the other through
the door and into the house.

“A second year in economics. Kinda famous around campus for being a total
religion lover; he’s the very…” Kangin paused, fingers idly stroking an imaginary
beard. “-vocal head of the Christian club. But Heechul has a thing for him. Something
about a washboard stomach and arms? I really don’t know. I really don’t want to
know. Anyways, Sungmin’s around here somewhere, so off you go!” Kangin made
shooing motions before pushing him forward into the living room.

Weaving his way through the house in search for Sungmin, he found that for once, he
couldn’t find him amongst the various people.

“Hey! Kyuhyun!” a voice shouted from behind him, and he turned around to see
Donghae from his history class bouncing behind him, a beer clutched loosely in his
hands. “You’ve totally been outta the loop. Where have you been?”

“I’ve… essay. I’ve been essaying,” Kyuhyun said trying to keep a guilty blush off his
cheeks, glancing around for any sight of pink. “Ok, have you seen Sungmin anywhere?
He’s gonna kill me, so I thought I’d get it over with swiftly, you know?”

“I think I saw him go off in the direction of his room? Or something? Hyukjae might’ve
been there too? I usually blame Hyukjae for these things.” Donghae frowned slightly
before he caught sight of someone, and took off, tackle-hugging someone, spilling his
beer on both of them to the vocal disproval of the person.


When Kyuhyun actually found Sungmin, it was a little bit different from what he
was expecting:

“Oh, Kyuhyun, hey,” Sungmin had managed to drawl, lips slick and kiss-bruised,
as he flicked his (now dyed black) hair out of his eyes. He had Sooyoung, a girl he
remembered seeing from one of Sungmin’s gender studies classes, pressed up against
the bathroom wall, his hands resting on her thighs under the fabric of her skirt, she
with one of her hands up his shirt while the other was teasing the waistband of his
jeans. “Give us a minute?”

sapphy梨: [SuJu] take notesapphynashi on April 28th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)
터미네이터 토끼jaded_skys on April 28th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
Whoa. I had that up for about a minute! XD
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halcyon_morn: fag/hag lovehalcyon_morn on April 28th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)

But Siwon = perfect. I can't wait until Heechul debauches him but gooood. And I also can't wait for the Kangteuk office!sexin'. So many good things about the uni!verse! *sighs in contentment*

터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 28th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC)

Siwon is totally the adorable Christian boy. ♥ And Heech is... Heech. WE'LL SEE WHERE THIS ACTUALLY GOES! \:D/

*loves far too much, yo* ♥♥♥♥♥♥
[and.the.clouds...]☆Brittanyyoomie on April 28th, 2008 03:57 am (UTC)
oh update~ huge sucker for school themed fics.
Eeteuk glaring at Kangin and Kyuhyun, Kangin being clingy, and Sungmin dream. That kinda was like "wait...wtf what did I miss something?" and then it was dream. Sungmin's a whore isn't he?
man, I think that midget stripper game me herpes: Hae [Ninja]fading_sun_sock on April 28th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 28th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
A tiny bit more specific??? :D?
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it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: fangirlmeiface on April 28th, 2008 04:26 am (UTC)
♥!! SPOT :D
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: bring it onmeiface on April 28th, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)

alskdjfldk jesus christ, I love everything about this 'verse. I am so *__* over jealous!Teuk and grumpy!Min and n00b!Kyu and Haaaae. Oh Hae. All he has to do is exist and I will adore him.


Ohhh I hope we get to see a confused!butjealous!Kyu and more sexing everywhere, I don't care who/who. ♥♥
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Maria 마리아: Kekekeivy_snowe on April 28th, 2008 08:50 am (UTC)
PUAHAHAHAHA!!! Kyu has the most interesting dreams. He should share with me. lol

Ooh, Eeteuk is getting his random jealous on. Kangin is so manipulative and I didn't even know it. And I believe that some much needed Heechul on Siwon action is due. Why? Because Heechul can make boys do things they didn't think possible (or right)!

So. Sungmin is 'over' Kyuhyun pretty quickly. I liked the 'you have to come to my party or else you=dead.' and then 'oh! how randomly you found me with someone who is not you (are you jealous?) *blinks innocently*'
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 29th, 2008 05:48 am (UTC)
Me too.... me too....

Kangteuk is gonna be... soemthing in this. *dies*

Min is... special. He's. Yeah. He's special.

♥ Thanks for reading!!!
⚜ tempest in a teacup ⚜pieces on April 28th, 2008 10:52 am (UTC)
⚜ tempest in a teacup ⚜pieces on April 28th, 2008 11:18 am (UTC)
arfgja;lsfdasdf. AWKWARD KANGKYU MAKES ME SO HAPPY. SO HAPPY. AND IT WAS TOTALLY ALL JUST BECAUSE KANGIN WANTED TO MAKE EETEUK JEALOUS AND OMMMMGGGGGGGG. I GIGGLE SO HARD NOW. (hand. on thigh. ahdladf. tehehehehhehee. and and eeteuk ponytail. yyyyyyyyy. ♥)

and the phone call between min and kangin. SO PRICELESS. OH THE AWKWARD COMMUNICATION SKILLS OF COLLEGE STUDENTS. i love how there was mention of the plague &&&& “Yeah, maybe get on fixing that?” a;lkdfjadf. I CAN JUST SEE THE WAY HE SAID THAT AND IT MAKES ME LOL SO HARD.

.... a;lskdjfoa8tuae;otua;klsdfha;sfd. DREAM. HAHAHAHHA. KYU. TELL US WHAT YOU'RE REALLY FEELING. because we know you want to get sexed up just like the rest of them. and then waking up and being all phone awkward and min demanding in a way that reminds me of kangin which makes SO MUCH SENSE because really they kind of have a lot in common.

and partttyyyy omg. HEECHUL. AND SHIWON BEING RELIGIOUS. ALKSJDADS. i totally want side story for that too! i can just see it now. 'shi: e_________e; heechul i will reject your advances because i am a good christ - a;dkfasdf. wait. stop it. nnggghhhhh.' YES IT WOULD BE LIKE THAT.


MIN IS A SLUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. \o/ .... oh fuck i shouldn't start on that thought. as it makes me go something like: hmmmm. i wonder just how many people he's made out with now. hyukjae probably. heechul... because it's heechul. kangin because well i mean really. experimentation is fun right? and why not do it with your best friend who won't go having stupid thoughts about you afterward!.... yeah okay. I SHUSH NOW.

on that note: oh god kangteuk. I WANT SIDESTORRRRRYYYY AND I WANT IT NAOOOOOO. because omg. yesssss. just. eeteuk getting jealous of every person kangin touches and and and alkdfj;aldfjasdf. the verse!pairing just makes me squee ridiculous amounts it's retarded.

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ryou_no_bakaryou_no_baka on April 28th, 2008 12:06 pm (UTC)
Uh a not so nice ending here.. *drop*
What's that about?
Kyu's dreaming about Sungminnie and he's happily making out with Sooyoung... mmh don't know what I should think about that...
I want to know how this goes on..
So please use you time on the plane *puppy eyes*
Have a nice trip!
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on May 28th, 2008 09:10 am (UTC)
Sorry this took so long to reply to! Next chapter is up, and thank you for reading and enjoying! ^^
K.virginangelic on April 28th, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)
You know I'm this close to just spamming this comment with the f-word because I find no other words can describe this. BUT...I'll try.

Yay for communication problem Kyumin? I like how it's not angsty but light and gah, much love? *facepalms* I'm sorry I'm a tad incoherrent right now. I'm torn between the Minyoung and the Kyumin because both are adorable!

And and and backstory on Kangteuk? Please? Oh and I wanna know if Heechul manages to corner Shiwon and molest him. XD (Wouldn't it be nice if it's the other way round? lol!)

Well, have a pleasant trip to Korea ya? :)
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on May 28th, 2008 09:11 am (UTC)

Feel free to swear if necessary. XD There will indeed be a Kangteuk side-story coming soon. Soon meaning eventually.

Next chapter is up, and thank you for reading~~! ♥
so let me fall, if i must fallcynicalxcharm on April 28th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, Sungmin, you WHORE.

dear_whimsy on April 28th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
dear_whimsy on April 28th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)

WHAT. WHY. WHAT. YOU MAKE ME DISLIKE HET. WHAT. Okay, not really, I just feel so bad for Kyuface. =(

I still love how awkward this is, and what a big deal Kyuhyun is making out of it. And Kangin. Guh. Your Kangin has to be one of the best things on the face of the earth, aslfije the dialogue, the dialogue, what a perfect frat boy.

a curt nod that made the ponytail at the back of his head bounce sharply,

XD! Do you not just see like, 60's preppy!miffed!schoolgirl here? OH EETEUK. Oh so jealous, Kangin is a playa. Siwon!cameo is awesome and delicious and makes me miss foreign!exchange!Hannie. 8D <333 BUT I WILL FOLLOW KENDRA AND IGNORE THE END, only because you left out reactions and now my brain is scrabbling. Also, the absence of the pink hair! TRAGEDY. Sungmin, you lovable whore, I may have to un-love you.

HAVE FUN IN KOREA COME BACK SOOOOOOOOOOOOON. But not too soon, or else you'll miss a proper experience. Or smth.
(no subject) - jaded_skys on May 28th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC) (Expand)
thank you for letting me wear your underwear.: suju ; super junior FULLvanillacat on April 29th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)


HETEREOSEXUAL!MIN!? Much confusion, had I. (sentence syntax is for losers)

In all coherency, I'm terribly excited for KangTeuk and ShiChul, and eventual KyuMin, and... Eunhae? Kihae? :O WHICH HAE PAIRING DO YOU PREFER?

I seriously cannot comment coherently on any of these fic installments, they're just so fabulous. ♥
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on May 28th, 2008 09:15 am (UTC)
Hetero!Min is more likely than you think! *is bricked*

This took me waaay too long to reply to.

Also, I don't think I'll be making everyone gay because, well... that'd be wildly unlikely IRL? Dies.

Next chapter is up, and as always, thank you for reading ♥♥♥
xxivysaurus on April 29th, 2008 07:43 am (UTC)
ok, so i'm pretty late. And I still need to come back later ;D Because this fic just screams COMMENT ME COMMENT ME!
more organs means more human.: superjunior ☆ hyuk stalkerphasera on April 30th, 2008 08:42 am (UTC)
i'm such a loser! i TOTALLY missed out on all your chapter updates! :O

but, i'm all caught up now~ ^-^ and can i just say that uni!verse is SO much FUN!

oh hey, have an awesome time in Korea!!!! (jealous!!)
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on May 28th, 2008 09:16 am (UTC)
sorry this has taken me so long to reply to school and stalking suju takes up stupid amounts of time!

Thank you for reading and enjoying! Next chapter is up, if you're interested! ♥♥♥
panda3035: whoa-arashipanda3035 on May 3rd, 2008 03:13 am (UTC)
oh shit!!!! wicked good!