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19 April 2008 @ 01:43 am
[uni!verse] Chapter 2  
Title: Be Cool, Stay In School!
Fandom: SuJu
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 845
Notes: uni!verse update. Wow, this took a long time. I blame finals and freaking about going to Korea in 10 days. I swear more will come quicker now! And that there will be more than just Kyuhyun flailing everywhere and some actual plot! :D!

|Prologue| Chpt 1|

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There were times when Kyuhyun really disliked how observant his cousin was.

“Stop it,” Kibum muttered before taking a deep drink from his mug. Kyuhyun
turned from the mindless show they had been watching to stare at Kibum,
confusion making his eyes round and his lips part slightly.

“I’m… wait, what??”

“I said, stop it.” He rolled his eyes before smacking his cousin’s arm. “You’ve
got that look that’s half way between thoughtful and constipated, which means
something’s wrong. What’s bothering you lately?”

“It’s just, I mean that is, I just… wait, what?” Kyuhyun stuttered, the images of
Sungmin’s lips on his own flashing through his mind causing him to blush wildly.
Kibum rolled his eyes.

“Is this because of Sungmin? Avoiding him isn’t the best idea.” Kyuhyun felt that
this was truly a low point, as he choked on his own spit, wondering if Kibum was
actually psychic instead of just in psychology. Kibum let a slight grin break out on
his lips (‘oh the amusement that having your cousin choke to death brings!’ Kyuhyun
thought morbidly) before replying. “If you don’t want to be sick from too much booze,
just tell him you don’t want to go to anymore parties. He’s great at twisting words
around until you agree to come along. Just be firm. He’ll bitch for a while, but he’s
good about those kinds of things.”

Kibum gave a smug smile before turning back to the television.

“I- er- yeah, thanks?” Kyuhyun, slightly stunned with his throat still burning, mentally
thanked anyone he could that Kibum was only mildly observant before turning away
stiffly and pretending nothing had happened.

-

Kyuhyun had decided the best thing to do was to talk to Heechul, seeing as he and
Sungmin were rather inseparable. He seemed the kind of person to laugh his ass off
at your situation and use it as good blackmail material in the future, but then give you
the proper kind of advice. That, and Heechul was the easiest person to chat with, as
he seemed to lounge around the dorm all morning long. Kyuhyun was all burning cheeks
as he stuttered out the story in the kitchen almost a week after the party, not able to
look Heechul in the eye at all.

“I’ve got no clue what the hell to do!” he cried out pitifully, letting his head rest down
on the kitchen table.

“You’ve come to the right person,” he had drawled, lips resting in a perfectly innocent
simple above steepled fingers. “I’m one of Sungmin’s good friends, so I do know
him best. And I have the perfect plan for you:”

Kyuhyun glanced up hopefully as Heechul gave a dramatic pause. “Go ask Kangin.
He’s probably better at this. Plus, they live together. He should know if he’s pining
away in his room about you.”

He let his head smack down against the table again with a loud groan.

-

“Generally?” Kyuhyun muttered into his phone, trying to hold onto it with his shoulder
as he filled up a container of salad for his dinner. “Generally, I’m fucked. I have no clue
what to do about… well, about-”

“Is this about Sungmin and him molesting you at that party last Saturday?” Kangin’s
voice crackled across the connection, though it was hard to miss the mirth through the
crappy connection, and Kyunhyun almost dropped the container in shock.

“Is that what he told you?!” He covered the receiver, hissing into it as though everyone
in the restaurant could hear him. He glanced back and forth quickly before continuing.
“No, no no, no molestation, it was just a very-not-drunk kiss. What on earth should I do?”

There was a brief pause where Kyuhyun heard nothing but static and a distant ruffling
noise. “Uh, you still there Kangin? Hello?”

“Ok listen kid, I’m a little busy here. You have a class tomorrow or something I can
sit in on and we can talk then?”

Kyuhyun huffs against the sneeze guard of the salad bar and wished life wasn’t quite
so difficult.

-

Kangin was already sitting in Kyuhyun’s tutorial by the time he walks in, looking
intently at a notebook, a pair of glasses perched on his nose and a beanie pulled
over bed-head (Kyuhyun could clearly see bits of hair peeking out haphazardously).
Kyuhyun plopped down beside him, taking a quick peek at what he was reading.

“Jesus, I didn’t know you were being serious when you said you were in bio-
engineering.” Kyuhyun sputtered when he actually caught sight of the book, hardly
able to read half of what was written. Kangin laughed and smacked him in the arm
playfully. Just about everyone else had filtered into the classroom by now.

“Photographic memory is a beautiful thing kid. What class is this again?”

“Intro to philosophy. Pretty basic stuff. It’s good.” Kangin hummed at that, taking a
sip from his paper cup. “The TA’s pretty nice too, tells us to call him by his first name.
It’s Eeteuk, I think?”

Kangin almost choked on his coffee.

-
 
 
 
man, I think that midget stripper game me herpesfading_sun_sock on April 19th, 2008 05:54 am (UTC)
SPOT.
man, I think that midget stripper game me herpes: KyuChul [Pool Side]fading_sun_sock on April 19th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
(‘oh the amusement that having your cousin choke to death brings!’ Kyuhyun thought morbidly)
I LOVE YOU. And Kyuhyun and Kibum laughing at Kyuhyun choking.

He seemed the kind of person to laugh his ass off at your situation and use it as good blackmail material in the future, but then give you the proper kind of advice.
I think you truely just captured the essence of Heechul right there. 8D And okay, I actually started laughing out loud when I read what Heechul's advice was. ^^

EETEUK! OMG, KANGTEUK! YOU BETTER UPDATE THIS BEFORE YOU LEAVE! *flails wildly*
(no subject) - jaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 06:15 am (UTC) (Expand)
K.virginangelic on April 19th, 2008 06:00 am (UTC)
8D You updated! And flustered Kyu is adorable and I'm loving smug Kibum. Gah, so much win and love. <3
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)
I've been stupid busy lately with school ending and junk. XD I swear I'll fail less and write more. Everyone loves smug!Kibum!!

♥ Thank you~
(no subject) - virginangelic on April 19th, 2008 06:07 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - jaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 06:09 am (UTC) (Expand)
xxivysaurus on April 19th, 2008 06:13 am (UTC)
yay! i've been wating for this :D
i spot kangteuk!
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 06:20 am (UTC)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD That makes me far more happy than it probably should~
ketsukicruel_disorder on April 19th, 2008 06:14 am (UTC)
OMG I LOVE THIS. :DDDDD Just got caught up. I DO hope you continue this as I looove clueless!Kyuhyun and flirty!Sungmin and absolutely flamboyant!Heechul. We totally need exchange student!Hankyung and amazing hot but totaly christian!Siwon.

I also want me some clueless!cute!Eeteuk and Kangin!with a crush X33;; ♥

A little odd for Kangin to sit in on a tutorial in order to discuss Kyu's love problems though o_O Wouldn't a cafe after class work better?
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 06:20 am (UTC)
Aww! Thank you~ Everyone's going to be part of this, so Exchange student!Hannie and Christian-tastic!Siwon are coming soon.

I have plans for the Kangteuk, let me tell you. Lots of plans.

... Ok, maybe I was just a crappy student, but I totally did that when I had tutorials. It's all for plot, so um, ignore the oddity of it all? It's Kangin? That's my explanation. XD
scylladakyllascylladakylla on April 19th, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
“The TA’s pretty nice too, tells us to call him by his first name.
It’s Eeteuk, I think?”
Kangin almost choked on his coffee.

HA!

And I wouldn't worry about the talking while in class thing. A friend and I once went to another friend's philosophy class just because he was bored and wanted company. And then we just talked and studied our bio notes in the back of the room. *shot*

Can't wait for the other members to show up. =3 HYUKHAE. AND SHIHAN.
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 06:55 am (UTC)
I used to do it more in first/second year, because huge classes make it easier. Now that I'm in like, 18 person classes and need to pay attention because graduation wtf?!? Not so much. XD

More soon~ I swear~!
kangkins on April 19th, 2008 06:45 am (UTC)
Bioengineering!Kangin still amuses me so much.♥!!
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 06:49 am (UTC)
It never gets old. ♥
Maria 마리아: Whativy_snowe on April 19th, 2008 07:49 am (UTC)
I like your fic. I've been waaaaay into the school-verse's lately for the SuJu. It's pretty much delicious win. Haha, TA!Eeteuk is as great as Bioengineering!Kangin. I think TA!Eeteuk is a bit more beliveable (lol, yeah only a bit) because he's all helpful and motherly. Also, this chap. was filled with manly choking. HAHA, Kyu and Kangin.

Yo wassup man, check yo man!

Sorry. I love Heechul and his words randomly spew from my mouth. I went around telling people they looked like poodles for days.

Anywhoozles, Heechul's advice was sound and very Chul-ish. (is that even a word? Psh, it is now)

See you next chapter and whatnot.
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
Thank you~ XD I think the fact that Kangin's in bioenge is just too hilarious for words. And TA!Teuk has been wanting to come out since the prologue.

Lots of choking, yes. XD Running themes~

See you then
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터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
I am nothing if not one to add Kangteuk into everything. :D

Thanks~~ ♥
⚜ tempest in a teacup ⚜pieces on April 19th, 2008 11:52 am (UTC)
ajsdfjlasdf. LOLOLOL AT THE LAST BIT.


(i'll have more of a reply later. need to go to work now. ♥ :D)
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
Also? Just for you? Some COMPLETELY AWKWARD!Kanghyun next chapter. :D

(no subject) - pieces on April 20th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - jaded_skys on April 20th, 2008 04:50 am (UTC) (Expand)
ryou_no_bakaryou_no_baka on April 19th, 2008 12:01 pm (UTC)
Oh I like this, I like this very much!
Heechul sending Kyu to get counselling from Kangin *lol* Interesting^^
And now at the end, I have this feeling that Kangin will be a constant visitor in Kyu's class in future^^
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:30 pm (UTC)
♥~ Thank you!

I will say nothing on the constant visitor!Kangin. XD
{ ha . to . ri ||| マブ達の三人 }: surprise! you're bleeding! :Dcoyotecolored on April 19th, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
ahahah I see imminent KangTeuk! :D this is such a cute AU~
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
I'm nothing if not predictable! 8D! ♥
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: don't stop; kangin's too hotmeiface on April 19th, 2008 02:29 pm (UTC)
jdglk UNI!VERSE UPDATE!. \o/ UNI!VERSE UPDATE! aSDLKFJDL. Oh poor Kyu who needs advice and is instead faced with observant!Kibum and unhelpful!Heechul and Kangin who was totally getting sucked off while on the phone. I mean, seriously, what else would he be busy with? Don't tell me his bioengineering homework because I totally won't believe you. >:D

I love them talking in class. I love TA!Teukie. I DEMAND MOAR, SOON. ♥♥

Also, the image of bespectacled-beanie-wearing!Kangin is super dorky and hot. But this is your bias influencing me, I think.

(And I am so looking foward to Christian-tastic!Siwon lololol.)
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE FAR TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS CRAP. xD IT IS NOT A STRONG REASON WHY I HEARTS YOU MOAR AND MOAR.

Kyu gets no breaks! And yeah. Yeah, he totally was getting sucked off. I'm not even gonna try and say anything different. We know it's true. ♥

I love my Kangin dorky and hot. YES! I LIKE HAVING MY BIAS POISON INFLUENCE PEOPLE!

(Oh, trust. He's gonna be fantastically Christian-tastic. I'm so horrible.)
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dear_whimsy on April 19th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC)
:D UNI!VERSE.

(‘oh the amusement that having your cousin choke to death brings!' Kyuhyun thought morbidly)

I lol'ed. Oh, Kyu. xDD Just can't get a break~

What on earth should I do?”

The sheer amount of effort he's putting into this is adorable. Sungmin totally probably doesn't even remember the kiss. xDDD And also, off topic, but I'd like to point out that your Kangin!dialogue is one of the best things, ever.

Kangin almost choked on his coffee.

*DIES* I normally am not much for teacher-student relations, but SOMEHOW IT'S REALLY REALLY HOT HERE. *____* Please, follow-up, to be coming soon!
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:49 pm (UTC)
I'm horrible to poor Bunny. But it's really quite amusing. Love is never easy~~ ♥

I am so happy people are liking the uni!Kangin. Because I adore uni!Kangin and it makes me feel like I'm doing something mildly right? XDD

It wouldn't really be teacher-student! Teuk would have to be a grad student to be a TA at his age. *dies*

Now that school's done, hopefully more soon~ That is, if I don't start freaking about getting packed and ready, ect.
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sapphy梨: [SuJu Min] your heart is my skysapphynashi on April 19th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
YAY, AN UPDATE.

N'aww, Kyu. ♥ So worried and confused. XD I like how Kibum is indeed observant, but not 100% on the mark. And how totally unhelpful Heechul is. And Kangin is just adhgfkas. I LOVE UNI!KANGIN. Photographic memory, what. Oh man. And the ending. XD Iiiiinteresting. Somehow, TA!Teuk sounds adorable to me. For Philosophy, too, haha. That just seems perfect for his roundabout way of persuasion/Jedi mind powers.

I want to know Sungmin's side of things now like burning. Especially if Kyuhyun's been avoiding him (BAD MOVE, BOY).
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 19th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
I haven't fallen off the face of the earth! Yet! Give it 10 days!

Kibum seems the type to have quasi!psychic powers of perception, and Heechul... well, he's Heechul. IDEK ABOUT KANGIN, OK. I HAVE TO MAKE THE BIOENGE MAJOR SEEM SOMEWHAT REAL.

That just seems perfect for his roundabout way of persuasion/Jedi mind powers.

.....!!!!! Ok, thank you for the SW mention, because I'm so gay for SW. *dies* But yeah, TA!Teuk has been wanting to come out since I wrote the prologue.

I'm still undecided how Sungmin feels, but it should all come out next chapter? Or at least partially.

I'm still over the moon about you liking this, you know. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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NO TOUCHING!: SuJu - KyuMin ♥annimatronics on April 20th, 2008 12:32 am (UTC)
eee! This is so much love! And it promises to be totally amazing omg! Kyumin and (apparently :)) Kangteuk ♥ oh otps ♥
Can't wait to read more ^__^
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} by farjaded_skys on April 20th, 2008 04:55 am (UTC)
Thank you~ THEY ARE MY TWO OTP'S AND I AM WILDLY BIAS. XD
I swear I will be quicker with the next bit~!
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