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18 March 2008 @ 12:03 am
[uni!verse] Chapter 1  
Title: Be Cool, Stay In School!
Fandom: SuJu
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 859
Notes: The first installment of uni!verse, which looks to be a long-ish epic thing. It includes both n00b!Kyuhyun and ridiculous!everyone, in the beautiful setting of a non-existing university, somewhere in Seoul. Also, I'm forcing Kyu to be a Classics major, because damned if I don't know the depths of what that's like.

|Prologue|

-

He had woken curled up in the bathtub some time in the late afternoon (if the blinding light coming through the little window was any indication) with a crick in his neck and a face full of pink hair. He shifts, trying to work the ache out of his body despite the pounding of his headache. Sungmin snapped awake at Kyuhyun’s movement, all bleary eyes and messy hair as he looks the younger boy up and down. Sungmin breaks out into a smile as Kyuhyun groans pitifully, the corners of his mouth curling in amusement at the obvious pain.

“You alright, then?” Sungmin’s tone was teasing and happy, and Kyuhyun grimaced in pain. Sungmin had let out a peel of sleep-laced laugher, but leaned over the edge of the tub to push a strand of Kyuhyun’s hair away from his eyes. He paused for a moment before leaning in slightly to kiss him full on the mouth. It was soft; sweet in how he chastely brushed his lips dryly against Kyuhyun’s own parched, cracking lips. “Wash your face. We all go out to breakfast after drinking. Tradition.”

Kyuhyun sat in that bathtub for a full five minutes after Sungmin had left the room, before realizing the boy had kissed him.

-

Kyuhyun had thought that university would be fun; you know, people studying things they like, everyone getting a higher education, yadda yadda. But standing in the bland looking living room of his dorm suit, he was pretty sure it was actually quite terrifying.

“Close your mouth,” Kibum said while he brushed past where his cousin stood motionless. “You look like a freak. Also, mum’s lipstick is on your cheek.”

Kyuhyun couldn’t even really bring himself to retort to the barb, because his aunt (Kibum’s mother) had fussed wildly when she had dropped the two off, kissing his cheek and saying how sweet it was that the two cousins would room with each other, so he scrubbed furiously at his cheek and did indeed close his mouth.

Heechul had swanned into Kyuhyun’s room (as he unpacked his underpants, truth to be told), demanding he be introduced to Kibum’s ‘daaarling’ little cousin who he would be joining their little dorm.

“You’re adorable,” he had cooed, as though Kyuhyun was a cat (though he found out later that Heechul actually owned a cat and cooed at him in just the same fashion), with a slippery smile gracing his lips. “You’ll be a lovely addition to mix. Careful though, I walk around naked!”

The gaping mouth look crossed his face once again, until Kibum poked his head into the room to let him know that Heechul was just joking, and that he should know with a year of living together already under his belt. This was also when Heechul was majoring in the dramatic arts, and that he could really trust nothing the older boy said.

-

“Ah, so you didn’t die,” Kangin laughed over top his menu, far too cheery for Kyuhyun’s hangover to handle. Sungmin had only managed to round up Kangin and Heechul to come along, and they had all stumbled sleepily into the little diner just down the street. “Good to hear! I was a little worried last night, man. You really puked your brains out.”

Kyuhyun just sunk deeper into his chair as a blush rose in blotches on his pale face. Sungmin looked from Kangin to Kyuhyun and back again, confusion skittering over his features before shrugging and waving at the waitress to get their orders.

“Shit,” Sungmin cursed before clucking his tongue, head dipped in annoyance as he swirled his orange juice with his straw. “I didn’t even introduce you to anyone, really.”

“Not like he would have remembered last night,” Heechul laughed, his smile curving up in way which, if his mind wasn’t playing tricks on him, was very reminiscent of last night (and oh god, the recollection of Heechul’s hands on his hips and soft strands of his long hair brushing at his collar as those smirking lips fluttered over his neck came flooding back, causing that blush to drain quicker than he thought possible).

“Shut up, Heechul,” Kangin laughed, and Kyuhyun kinda wished he could just go back to his quiet little dorm room and sleep for the rest of the day and never drink again.

-

It was probably only fifteen minutes after Heechul had mentally scared him for life that a boy with blazing pink hair stepped into his room, his face covered by a magazine.

“Can you believe this fucking article? I swear, Rella, I’m going to school for nothing because this shit is so-” he takes a second to glance up, “Irrelevant because you’re not Heechul?”

Kyuhyun blinks, a small potted plant in his hand, his mouth curving into an ‘O.’

“No I’m not?” he questions back. “I’m Kyuhyun? Kibum’s cousin, first year Classics major.”

As he watched the boy’s lips curve devilishly into a smile, something at the back of his mind prickling with a premonition that nothing good was going to come of this whole university thing.

Yes, university was going to be quite terrifying.

-
 
 
 
halcyon_mornhalcyon_morn on March 18th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
SPOT.
halcyon_mornhalcyon_morn on March 18th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
I fan the uni!verse so hard, yo. I...don't have much else to say, except MOAR & MOAR PLZ.

Oh, and: GO GENDER-STUDIES-MAJOR!SUNGMIN! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! THINK YOU'RE A LESBIAN!
(no subject) - jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 11:05 am (UTC) (Expand)
ryutakayryutakay on March 18th, 2008 04:37 am (UTC)
kyunnie! kyumin! *o* and more crazy drunk-like suju 8D yay! loved it! <3
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 11:05 am (UTC)
Thank yoooou~
dear_whimsy on March 18th, 2008 04:39 am (UTC)
GAH SPOT. IT'S SO LATE.
dear_whimsy on March 18th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
BUT NOT TOO LATE FOR UNI!VERSE. 8'D

and a face full of pink hair.

I'm already aww-ing. This is so good for my Kyumin craving <333

Kyuhyun sat in that bathtub for a full five minutes after Sungmin had left the room, before realizing the boy had kissed him.

Oh, n00b!Kyu. How I love you. This should also be where I warn about this comment being full of heartmarks and endless repetitions of "love", because it is Very Late and biology is breaking my head.

“Close your mouth,” Kibum said while he brushed past where his cousin stood motionless. “You look like a freak. Also, mum’s lipstick is on your cheek.”

Kibum is the best person ever.

Careful though, I walk around naked!”

Except for Heechul, who shines awesome from pretty much every orifice (and then some).

“Can you believe this fucking article? I swear, Rella, I’m going to school for nothing because this shit is so-” he takes a second to glance up, “Irrelevant because you’re not Heechul?”

THIS MADE ME LOL. A LOT. And ah, I just realized I need to make good on my warning so:

<33333 lovelove love love love lovelovelove <33333333333333

Srsly, uni!verse, I adore thou.
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: bring it onmeiface on March 18th, 2008 05:31 am (UTC)
SPOT. :D YAY FOR UNI!VERSE LOLOL. ♥
it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head: watching youmeiface on March 18th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
Ohhhhhh there is more. I am made happy by this. Especially because it's KyuMin and Min is kind of sly and kind of a slut and still so cute. ♥ And Kibum and Heechul are randomly awesome as always. Also, Kangin's little cameo makes me GRIN SO HARD. He's such an awesome college frat boy. I have decided in my head he should be a frat boy. Omg, Teukie should be a frat boy with him and they can have gay fratboy sex. I mean, what, I'm not totally distracted by this tangent in my head.

Write whatever you will, as long as Teukie shows up soon. XD ♥

(P.S. I love Kyu, he is adorable and naive and molestable, yespls.)
(no subject) - jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 11:09 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - pieces on March 18th, 2008 11:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiface on March 18th, 2008 12:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 02:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - pieces on March 20th, 2008 04:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sapphy梨: [SuJu KyuMin] closing insapphynashi on March 18th, 2008 05:33 am (UTC)
Guh, why do awesome things get posted right before I plan to go to bed?

Oh, Kyu. I'm rooting for you! You can do it! You can survive! And please to be getting sexed up while you're at it.

I love Heechul. XD Him 'swanning' anywhere is just ♥! And emphasis on dramatic arts, I bet.

Sungmiiiiiin~ *happyhappy*
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 11:11 am (UTC)
Because I love you and will drag you into sleep deprevation with me? ♥?

Kyu is a bunny and will continue to be a n00b for quite some time. Because I'm cruel like that. And because it's just so easy.

Yes, a rather heavy emphasis on dramatic arts.

I AM HAPPY YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE SRSLY? ILU.
calen: [suju] kyuhyun is adorablethe_calen on March 18th, 2008 09:43 am (UTC)
as;dljfa;dsj;flaj s;d YES OH MY GOD YES *gleeful incoherence*
Kangin fits his role so well it's scary. The good kind of scary that makes me grin like a lunatic.
no-nonsense!Kibum ♥x∞ n00b!Kyuhyun ♥x+1
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} BOOBS!jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 11:12 am (UTC)
As I've said above, Kangin kinda completes me, thus this is totally my forced bias that he kicks ass and is wildly awesome.
Kibum is there to make sure a sense of propriate is in the dorm, while Heech is there to be crazy. Poor, poor Kyubunny~

Thank yoooou~
(no subject) - the_calen on March 18th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - jaded_skys on March 19th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
spinintriangles on March 18th, 2008 09:58 am (UTC)
asdjfalskjdflajsdf.
this is just very very very good.
going to stalk your journal to see if you have anymore.
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 11:13 am (UTC)
Thank you~
If you're looking for more uni!verse.... there isn't any? XD Just the little prologue that sparked this crack.
⚜ tempest in a teacup ⚜pieces on March 18th, 2008 11:22 am (UTC)
okay i love this. i really do.

but omg it feels like it would be so easy to turn this into a kangkyu thing and that makes me go 'eeeeeeee' a little. AS MY SUPER SEEKRIT OTP NEVER HAS MUCH IN THE WAY OF GOOD FIC AND I CRAVE IT CONSTANTLY. ;-;
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} BOOBS!jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 11:25 am (UTC)
♥♥♥!!!

truly?! I never knew!! Hmm... ok, I might have to write something in then for you... *PLOTS!!*
(no subject) - pieces on March 18th, 2008 11:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 02:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
kangkins on March 18th, 2008 01:26 pm (UTC)
Mm. MOAR PLS? :DDDD

♥♥♥♥♥
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} BOOBS!jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
YUS~~

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
한나양: sleepy kyudalpaengee on March 18th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
GAAAHHHKYUCHULANDKYUMINSUNGHYUNANDOMG3UEHVCWOEM7UGCWOEG
I LOVE YOU
MOOORREEE
*happydances*
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} BOOBS!jaded_skys on March 18th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
There's gonna be a lot of alcohol induced cracked out pairings in here, let me tell you. *dies*

NO, I LOVE YOU MOOOOOORE~~!
(no subject) - dalpaengee on March 19th, 2008 04:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - dalpaengee on March 25th, 2008 06:50 am (UTC) (Expand)
so let me fall, if i must fallcynicalxcharm on March 18th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

:-D
터미네이터 토끼: {eeteuk} me and my micjaded_skys on March 19th, 2008 12:06 am (UTC)
^^ ♥
ryou_no_bakaryou_no_baka on March 18th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
Ah I already loved the prologue of this one but it gets better and better *beams*
I can't help myself but I love Kangin the way you write him and Heechul *lol*
터미네이터 토끼: {siwon} too sexyjaded_skys on March 19th, 2008 12:06 am (UTC)
Awww!! Thank you~!! ♥
I... really love dramatic arts!major!Heechul. It's just too fun to play with!
panda3035panda3035 on March 19th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
who's the guy with pink hair?!@!! (guessing donghae). i love this so far! awww... sungmin kissing kyuhyun~ so does sungmin do that to everyone? he didn't seem jealous at all when heechul danced with him.../
터미네이터 토끼: {signs} ATTNT!jaded_skys on March 19th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
He had woken curled up in the bathtub ... with ... a face full of pink hair. He shifts,... Sungmin snapped awake at Kyuhyun’s movement,

Pink hair = Sungmin (I have no clue where you got Hae from there?), and Sungmin wasn't around when Kyuhyun interacted with either Heechul or Kangin, so he didn't know that happened. Also, if you recall in the prologue, Kangin called Kyuhyun "Sungmin's firstie," so Sungmin's basically staked claim on Kyu.

Thank you for your comments~
(no subject) - panda3035 on March 19th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
je_sea_kah on March 19th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
UNI!VERSE FTW!
n00b!Kyu...its just so fitting~ cause i bet irl that he was uncomfortable the first few weeks with suju

and..Minnie is a pink haired lesbian man? XDDD

and..KIBUM DO NOT LIE TO YOUR COUSIN! We all know that heechul would probably walk around naked

and APPA!KANG~ still watching over ickle Kyu!

'Tis Be GREAT!
터미네이터 토끼: {kangin} BOOBS!jaded_skys on March 24th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
n00b!Kyu is just way way too much fun, ok. Waaay too much.

Not so much a pink haired lesbian as a pink haired Women's Studies major. he's in it for the sex! :D! And equality!

Kangin is my favorite. Be wary, for I am wildly bias~

Thanks for the love, there'll be more soon~~~ ♥
man, I think that midget stripper game me herpes: KyuChul [Pool Side]fading_sun_sock on March 23rd, 2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
I AM CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO CATCH UP ON EVERYTHING I'VE MISSED IN THE PAST WEEK AND OMG HI I LOVE YOU SO HARD IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Everyone seems to be acting on their Kyu!love as of late which is a wonderful thing and means he's getting more fics and plztobeupdatingsoonbecausethisissoadorablesweethotcuteinsanelywonderfulexc OKAY.

and Kyuhyun kinda wished he could just go back to his quiet little dorm room and sleep for the rest of the day and never drink again.
KYU!!! YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH SUNGMIN! I DON'T SEE THIS HAPPENING ANY TIME SOON! ♥ x1524234
터미네이터 토끼: {art} monte carlojaded_skys on March 24th, 2008 03:28 am (UTC)
DIES! As always, you are love. ♥

Dude, Kyu!love is awesome and there should be more of it because nuna loves the bunny, ok. Nuna loves the bunny. alsoI'mwritingmorerightnowbutitisutterfailbutwhateverit'llbeupbeforetheendoftheweekwhyarewewritinglikethis?

NO, NEVER DRINKING AGAIN AND SUNGMIN DO NOT MIX.