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Mon, Apr. 11th, 2011, 11:36 pm
Pesach Song 5771 (A Greasy Pesach)

This year's song is about obsessing over every aspect of Pesach, from the cleaning, to the chumrot, to the cost of buying everything.


We Just Can't Stop (You're the One That I Want)

Tell me about it Rav...

I got bills
They're multiplyin'
My budget's out of control
Shmura Matzah
You're supplyin'
it's indebtifyin'

You better clean up!
Pass that Comet can
Or go an' hire a cleaning crew
You better clean up,
You better switch our pans
Still got the closets to go through

So much left, so much left for me to do

We just can't stop!
Oh no no - No
We just can't stop!
Oh no no - No
We just can't stop!
Oh no no
To do all we need
Takes super speed

If you're filled -by
bread of affliction
Your shiur is too big I say
You keep adding more restrictions
Tap Socks? Oy vey...

Once the Temple's up
Then we'll need a lamb
Between dough that didn't rise
Once the Temple's up
We'll obey more of G-d's commands
And we'll all follow Beit Shammai

Are you sure?
Well he sure was a holy guy...

We just can't stop!
Oh no no, No
We just can't stop!
Oh no no, No
We just can't stop!
Oh no no, No
Buyin' all we need
Makes wallets bleed


We just can't stop!
Oh no no, No...