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Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010, 10:40 am
Pesach Song 5770

This year did not have the most prolific cutting room floor. I briefly attempted to go along with a Michael Jackson theme like housedaddy's Billy Jean cover. I'll post my brief attempt at Thriller later.

This year's song is about B'nei Yisrael's acceptance of the Torah and everything in it without even knowing what was in it. Including some of the stranger halachic concepts.

Source Material here. (Warning the video is a little racy).
Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" is now my:

Strange Halachic Stance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Strange halachic stance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Strange halachic stance

Nah-Nah- ah ah ah
Naaseh, V'nishma
Na -Nach – Nachman – yah
What's your halachic stance?

Nah-Nah- ah ah ah
Naaseh, V'nishma
Na -Nach – Nachman – yah
What's your halachic stance?

I want your muad
Want your tzaaras disease
I want your six thirteen
As long as it's free
I want your Law
Law, law, law
I want your Law

I want your mikvah
Want your Shomer Negiah
I want your pilpul that resolves in a steera
I want your Law
Law, law, law
I want your Law

I know it's a machloket
I know it's daas Yachid
I just think it's a strange
halachic stance

I want your asehs
And lo-taases too
You know I'll keep all of your shalls and shants
I want your asehs
And lo-taases too
You know I'll keep all of your shalls and shants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Strange halachic stance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Strange halachic stance

Nah-Nah- ah ah ah
Naaseh, V'nishma
Na -Nach – Nachman – yah
What's your halachic stance?

I want melikah
Your yafat toar
On fast days I want trumpets
And the blast of shofar
I want your Law
Law, law, law
I want your Law

I want your shvi'it
Your egel arufa
I want your skila
For ben sora u'mora
I want your Law
Law, law, law
I want your Law

I know it's a machloket
I know it's daas Yachid
I just think it's a strange
halachic stance

I want your asehs
And lo-taases too
You know I'll keep all of your shalls and shants
I want your asehs
And lo-taases too
You know I'll keep all of your shalls and shants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a mitzvah tantz

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Might lead to a mixed dance

Nah-Nah- ah ah ah
Naaseh, V'nishma
Na -Nach – Nachman – yah
What's your halachic stance?

Carry, carry eruv baby
Is that baby muksah, maybe?
Tum tum, wacky baby
Can you now have yichud, maybe?
Forty, Eighty after baby
Are you always pure now, maybe?
Work, work seder's crazy
Now I am a free man, maybe?

I keep your Laws
All day and all night
I keep your Laws
Don't wanna be a Kaarite

Je garde vos lois
Toute la journée et nuit
Je garde vos lois
Don't wanna be a Kaarite

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! (Don't wanna be a Kaarite!)
Strange halachic stance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! (Don't wanna be a Kaarite!)
Strange halachic stance

I want your asehs
And lo-taases too
You know I'll keep all your shalls and shants
I want your asehs
And lo-taases too
You know I'll keep all your shalls and shants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! (Keep all your shalls and shants)
Strange halachic stance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! (Keep all your shalls and shants)
Strange halachic stance

Nah-Nah- ah ah ah
Naaseh, V'nishma
Na -Nach – Nachman – yah
What's your halachic stance

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010 09:23 am (UTC)
kmelion

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Suri said you're weird. But we knew that. And that's one of the reasons we like you.

And this so rocks. (I opened the youtube video in one window and kept yours open so I could scan along with the music playing...)

YASHER KOACH!

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010 09:26 am (UTC)
stone_

Thanks!

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010 09:23 am (UTC)
ext_221123: 5760?

Methinks you missed a decade somewhere.

Oh, and Over-35-Guy says: Who's this Lady Gaga, anyway?

- Richie

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010 09:26 am (UTC)
stone_: Re: 5760?

My bad. I hate having to carry the 1. Fixed now.

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010 09:55 am (UTC)
roseball

Not bad. But can he dance?

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010 10:53 am (UTC)
stone_

There may be a pirouette or two

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2010 03:18 pm (UTC)
momanddadtaub

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, Apr. 1st, 2010 06:10 pm (UTC)
housedaddy

im using this at camp - and you'll get credit