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toto, i don't think we're in kansas anymore

So that movie quote meme is going around again and since I'm here at work bored, thought I would participate. Since I already did this meme back here, just fyi, I won't be using any of the same movies.

Oh, and I'm gonna try that comment screening thing just so everyone gets a fair shot.   

Movie #1   Toy Story
-- I've set my laser from stun to kill
-- Oh great. If anyone attacks, we can blink 'em to death

Movie #2  It's a Wonderful Life
-- What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary

Movie #3  The Sound of Music
-- Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of indigestion?

Movie #4  Juno
-- Did you see that coming?
-- Yea, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs
-- That was my first instinct too. Or a DUI... anything but this!

Movie #5  The Day After Tomorrow
-- Friedrich Nietzsche? We can't burn that! He's one of the most important thinkers in the 19th century!
-- Please. Neitzsche was a chauvinist pig who was in love with his sister
-- He was not a chauvinist pig!
-- But he was in love with his sister
-- Uh, excuse me, guys? Yeah, we got a whole section on tax laws down here we can burn

Movie #6  About a Boy
-- I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her

Movie #7  Hairspray
-- I'm very pleased and scared to be here

Movie #8  Serenity
-- This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
-- Define "interesting"
-- Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?

Movie #9  Finding Nemo
-- Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude? Oh, he lives. Dude!
-- Oh... what happened?
-- Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
-- What are talking about?
-- You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
-- Oh, my stomach. Ohhhh...
-- Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.

Movie #10  The Truman Show
-- Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night

Movie #11  The Bourne Identity
-- You're US government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened

Movie #12  Sixteen Candles
-- I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up

Movie #13  Bridget Jones' Diary
-- Just as you are? Not thinner? Not cleverer? Not with slightly bigger breasts or slightly smaller nose?

Movie #14  Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
-- Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Movie #15  Transformers
-- You can't put jewellery on a boy dog. He's got enough self esteem issues being a Chihuahua
-- That's his bling!

Movie #16  Mary Poppins
-- Our first game is called "well begun is half done"
-- I don't like the sound of that
-- Otherwise entitled, "let's tidy up the nursery"
-- I told you she was tricky

Movie #17  The Devil Wears Prada
-- You look so thin
-- Really? It's for Paris. I'm on this new diet. Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight

Movie #18  The Shawshank Redemption
-- Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Movie #19  The Usual Suspects
-- How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

Movie #20  The Dead Poet's Society
-- "I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world"

Continuing with the movie theme, last night was the 10th anniversary of AFI's 100 Movies. So in the same vein as my lifelist (and because I love checklists), let's see how I'm currently faring.  

  1. Citizen Kane
  2. The Godfather
  3. Casablanca
  4. Raging Bull
  5. Singin' in the Rain
  6. Gone With the Wind
  7. Lawrence of Arabia
  8. Schindler's List
  9. Vertigo
  10. The Wizard of Oz
  11. City Lights
  12. The Searchers
  13. Star Wars
  14. Psycho
  15. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  16. Sunset Blvd
  17. The Graduate
  18. The General
  19. On the Waterfront
  20. It's a Wonderful Life
  21. Chinatown
  22. Some Like It Hot
  23. The Grapes of Wrath
  24. ET The Extra Terrestrial
  25. To Kill a Mockingbird
  26. Mr Smith Goes to Washington
  27. High Noon
  28. All About Eve
  29. Double Indemnity
  30. Apocalypse Now
  31. The Maltese Falcon
  32. The Godfather, Part II
  33. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  34. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  35. Annie Hall
  36. The Bridge on the River Kwai
  37. The Best Years of Our Lives
  38. The Treasure of Sierra Madre
  39. Dr Strangelove
  40. The Sound of Music
  41. King Kong
  42. Bonnie and Clyde
  43. Midnight Cowboy
  44. The Philadelphia Story
  45. Shane
  46. It Happened One Night
  47. A Streetcar Named Desire
  48. Rear Window
  49. Intolerance
  50. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  51. West Side Story
  52. Taxi Driver
  53. The Deer Hunter
  54. M*A*S*H
  55. North By Northwest
  56. Jaws
  57. Rocky
  58. The Gold Rush
  59. Nashville
  60. Duck Soup
  61. Sullivan's Travels
  62. American Graffiti
  63. Cabaret
  64. Network
  65. The African Queen
  66. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  67. Who's Afraid of Viriginia Woolf?
  68. Unforgiven
  69. Tootsie
  70. A Clockwork Orange
  71. Saving Private Ryan
  72. The Shawshank Redemption
  73. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  74. The Silence of the Lambs
  75. In the Heat of the Night
  76. Forrest Gump
  77. All the President's Men
  78. Modern Times
  79. The Wild Bunch
  80. The Apartment
  81. Spartacus
  82. Sunrise
  83. Titanic
  84. Easy Rider
  85. A Night at the Opera
  86. Platoon
  87. 12 Angry Men
  88. Bringing Up Baby
  89. The Sixth Sense
  90. Swing Time
  91. Sophie's Choice
  92. Goodfellas
  93. The French Connection
  94. Pulp Fiction (ok, I watched about 1/3 of this movie before giving up.  I don't get it)
  95. The Last Picture Show
  96. Do the Right Thing
  97. Blade Runner
  98. Yankee Doodle Dandy
  99. Toy Story
  100. Ben-Hur

There's quite a few movies that I know I've seen but I don't really remember them (ie Tootsie) and there's a whole bunch where I've only seen bits & pieces.  Gotta re-visit the classics.

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