lloyd, i'm ready to be heartbroken (sapphirestar_) wrote,
lloyd, i'm ready to be heartbroken
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merlin 3.11; the sorcerer's shadow

in which dudley dursley's got magic, and colin morgan's patented woobie face makes its biweekly appearance.



+ O HAI DUDLEY! LOOK AT ME, WAVING MADLY AT YOU! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG! LIKE A CONFUSED LITTLE BOY! AW, ISN'T HE ADORABLE? I JUST WANT TO SQUISH HIS CHEEKS. :D AND HEE, HE'S GOT THE MERLIN EARS! WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT! :D

+ ARTHUR/MERLIN WALKING DOWN THE STREETS~ (OF CAMELOT, MERLIN CARRYING RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF ARMOUR) ETC ETC. MAKES ME SADFACE TO THINK THAT THIS'LL PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE VERY VERY FEW ARTHUR/MERLIN SCENES THIS EPISODE. OH WELL.

+ WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME THERE ARE THESE BIG BADDIES, THEY END UP BULLYING MERLIN? POOR THING. AND THEY WHIP MERLIN ON HIS LITTLE BOTTOM! HOW DARE THEY, THAT'S ARTHUR'S JOB! BUT THEN DUDLEY COMES TO THE RESCUE! HE'S GOT SOME IMPRESSIVE MOVES THERE, I'VE GOT TO SAY. AW, BUT HE'S JUST SO ADORABLE! HE AND MERLIN COULD FORM A CLUB!

+ LOL, ARTHUR SHOUTING FOR MERLIN THOUGH? IT'S LIKE HE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE TWO MINUTES WITHOUT HIM. AND WHEN IT TAKES MERLIN LONGER THAN THREE SECONDS TO GET TO HIM, HE GETS MAD, BECAUSE WHY MUST HIS BF MERLIN ALWAYS BE LATE FOR HIS CAREFULLY PLANNED DATES (THAT INCLUDE BATHTUBS, FOOD, AND THE SPECIAL KIND OF SWORD POLISHING WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE THIS IS A CHILD-FRIENDLY SHOW).

AND WHY I MADE ARTHUR SOUND LIKE A CLINGY LITTLE GIRL, I'VE NO IDEA. MOVING ON!

+ ALSO HEE, MERLIN SPILLING SOME WATER ON ARTHUR'S HAND, AND ALL ARTHUR DOES IS LOOK AT MERLIN AND WIPES IT OFF! HE'S LEARNING, YAY! :D

+ LOLOL, SO WHAT WAS MORGANA'S PLAN WHEN GETTING UTHER TO COMPETE IN THE TOURNAMENT? DID SHE THINK HE'D GET HIMSELF KILLED? HIGHLY UNLIKELY, BECAUSE A) HE'S THE SODDING KING, AND B) HE WON THE TOURNAMENT THREE TIMES BEFORE, IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN'T FIGHT. PROBABLY SHE THOUGHT THERE'D BE SOME ANIMOSITY BETWEEN UTHER AND ARTHUR, BUT HEY, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS HAVE SUCH CLEVER PLANS.

+ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MERLIN TRYING TO REASSURE ARTHUR BY TELLING HIM HOW MANY PEOPLE'VE DIED IN THE TOURNAMENTS BEFORE! ARTHUR TELLING MERLIN TO SHUT UP BUT FOR ONCE NOT DOING IT IN A MEAN WAY, HE'S JUST ~GENTLY~ CLAPPING MERLIN ON THE SHOULDER! IT'S LOVE!

YES, MY SLASH GOGGLES ARE AWESOMECAKES.

+ OH GOD, WHAT'S WITH THE FANFARE WHEN UTHER ARRIVES TO THE FIELD? :D :D :D

+ LOL @ ARTHUR'S FIGHT WITH THE DUDE WHO'S CRAZILY SWISHING HIS SWORDS AROUND, AND ARTHUR JUST PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE. :D :D :D INDIANA JONES MOMENT, AW YEAH! (WHICH TOTALLY MAKES ME THINK THAT ARTHUR WOULD TOTES BE AN AWESOME INDIANA JONES, AND MERLIN WOULD BE HIS HIS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. WHY ISN'T THERE FIC LIKE THIS ALREADY!)

+ UTHER SUSPECTS SAUCERY IS AFOOT IN CAMELOT! LE GASP! GUARDS! KNIGHTS! KILL RAGE KILL KILL! HE SEEMS AWFULLY DISAPPOINTED WHEN GAIUS TELLS HIM IT ISN'T SAUCERY. (WHY HE'S SO SURE IT'S SAUCERY IN THE FIRST PLACE ESCAPES ME, BUT OBVS IN THE WORLD OF MERLIN NOTHING BUT SAUCERY CAN CAUSE A FLASHING LIGHT AND A BURNED SPOT ON THE WALL, LOL.)

+ AW, BONDING MOMENT BETWEEN MERLIN AND DUDLEY! (AND YES, I KNOW HIS NAME'S GILLI, BUT I PREFER DUDLEY, BECAUSE LOL, THE LOOKS ON VERNON AND PETUNIA'S FACES IF THEY FOUND OUT THAT DUDLEY'S GOT MAGIC? THE THOUGHT BRINGS ME GRATE LULZ. :D)

+ OMG! IT'S ARTHUR/MERLIN SITTING IN HIS ROOMS~ WITH ARTHUR SULKING AND MERLIN BEING ADORABLE, LOLOL. AND ARTHUR ASKING MERLIN FOR ADVICE, AW! AND ACTUALLY LISTENING TO HIM! \o/

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE WITH A MAN WHO CONSTANTLY THINKS HE'S THE BEST?" AND WHAT I GOT FROM THAT WAS THAT, APPARENTLY, MERLIN LIVES WITH ARTHUR. OBVIOUSLY I'D SUSPECTED IT, WHAT WITH GWAINE AND LANCELOT AND OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE MAKING GOOD USE OF MERLIN'S BED BECAUSE APPARENTLY MERLIN HAS NO NEED FOR IT, BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE CONFIRMATION.

:D :D :D

+ AW, BUT I FELT REALLY SORRY FOR ARTHUR WHEN HE HAD TO LOSE ON PURPOSE WHEN FIGHTING UTHER. D: IT'S LIKE, JUST. JESUS. I KNOW UTHER WANTS THE BEST FOR ARTHUR, BUT SOMETIMES HE CAN JUST BE SUCH A CRAPPY FATHER, SO NOT KIDDING. AND WHEN HE GOES ALL "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE..." I WAS ALL "YES BUT YOU'RE A RIDICULOUS OLD MAN NOW AND STILL YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ARTHUR IN A FIGHT!" WHICH, JUST. UGH. ARTHUR. D: D: D:

AND IT'S OBVIOUSLY A TOUGH CHOICE FOR HIM, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SHOW UTHER THAT HE'S STRONG, HE CAN BEAT HIM, BUT HE CAN'T, BECAUSE HE'S GOT TO THINK OF UTHER AND THE KINGDOM, AND JUST. AW. POOR BOY. D: D: D:

+ OKAY HONESTLY, DUDLEY, WHY SO THICK? NO, ACTUALLY - PEOPLE OF CAMELOT, WHY SO THICK? HE'S USING MAGIC RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, AND NO ONE NOTICES? HONESTLY. YOU'D THINK AT LEAST THE GUARDS AND THE KNIGHTS WOULD NOTICE, BUT OF COURSE NOT. LOL, THIS SHOW. :D :D

+ AW, LOOK AT MERLIN'S DISAPPOINTED LITTLE FACE! AND MORE BONDING MOMENTS BETWEEN HIM AND DUDLEY! SHOWING DUDLEY THAT MERLIN'S GOT MAGIC, TOO! BOTH ALMOST CRYING, AW! I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM BOTH. ♥

BUT JUST, AW. THAT LITTLE MOMENT WHERE MERLIN SHOWS HIS MAGIC, I JUST, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. CONJURING THAT TINY LITTLE FLAME IN HIS HAND BY WHISPERING A SPELL, AND IT'S SUCH A QUIET, LOVELY, ACHEY MOMENT, AND PART OF ME WANTS MERLIN TO SHOW IT TO ARTHUR JUST LIKE THIS, QUIETLY, BEAUTIFULLY. AW, MERLIN, HOW I WANT TO SQUISH YOU TIGHT.

AND AND AND JUST, I'M SO GLAD HE GOT TO TALK ABOUT HOW LONELY IT IS, TO LIVE A LIFE LIKE HIS. HOW IT'S LIKE TO ALWAYS STAY IN THE SHADOWS, AND JUST, OASLJFLD. THIS IS WHY I WANT ARTHUR TO KNOW. NOT BECAUSE IT'D BE AWESOME, AND IT WOULD, BUT BECAUSE IT'D BE SUCH A RELIEF FOR MERLIN, IT REALLY WOULD. OASLJFL;ALFJDLKJLD BREAKING MY HEEEEEEART. D:

+ WELL, IT'S GOOD THAT NO ONE SPENDS ANY TIME AT NIGHT IN CAMELOT'S FORESTS, BECAUSE OTHERWISE MERLIN WOULD BE FUCKED. AND IT'S VERY GOOD THAT NO ONE'S OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, NOT EVEN THE GUARDS ON NIGHT WATCH NOTICE THE HUGE DRAGON FLYING OVER THEM. :D :D :D

+ SPEAKING OF WHICH, O HAI JOHN HURT SLASHDRAGON! \o/ ALSO, DRAGONLORD MERLIN! \o/ AND OMG, HE SAID SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE! WHICH YEAH, ARTHUR NOT WANTING ANYTHING TO DO WITH MAGIC IF HE SEES UTHER BEING KILLED BY IT, SO TRUFAX.

+ !!! OASLHLF;MALJFLA;FLKJALFKJDLKJALKJFDLJFALKFJDLKJFKLD

"SOME CHOICES ARE EASY. SOME ... STAY WITH YOU FOREVER."

JUST, JESUS CHRIST. COLIN MORGAN, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS INSIST ON BREAKING MY HEART? HONESTLY. EVERY SINGLE TIME. AND JUST, MERLIN'S SO HEARTBROKEN ABOUT IT, AND IT'S SO OBVIOUS HE'S THINKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HE REGRETS AND JUST, NGH. ♥ D: D: D: /w-wibble

+ BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO EITHER LET HIM KILL UTHER OR REVEAL HIS MAGIC? OR EVEN LET HIM COMPETE? COULDN'T HE JUST ... IDK, CHAIN HIM UP BONDAGE! SOMEWHERE UNTIL THE TOURNAMENT'S OVER? HE'S STRONGER THAN DUDLEY, SO IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN'T DO IT. BUT I GUESS IF HE DID, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PLOT LEFT. :D

+ OH CHRIST, UTHER, I SO WANT TO HIT YOU RIGHT NOW. D<

+ SO, WHAT, EVEN UTHER DOESN'T NOTICE WHEN DUDLEY USES MAGIC RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, WHAT THE FUCK? LOLOL FOREVER. :D :D :D BUT I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT UTHER'D GET INJURED, WHICH WOULD THEN LEAD TO CERTAIN THINGS THAT I'M QUITE SURE WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT EPISODE, BUT APPARENTLY NOT.

+ AW, ONE FINAL BONDING MOMENT BETWEEN DUDLEY AND MERLIN! HEE, I LOVE HOW MERLIN JUST BELIEVES THAT ARTHUR'LL ACCEPT MAGIC ONCE HE'S KING, AND HE'S JUST ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. AND HEE, I REALLY HOPE WE'LL SOMEDAY GET TO SEE MORE OF DUDLEY! HE WAS AWESOMECAKES, AND I THINK HE AND MERLIN COULD BE THE NEW BFFS (LIKE MERLIN AND WILL!) OF THE SHOW IF ONLY THEY'D HAVE THE TIME. :D :D

+ HEE, ARTHUR SULKING! UTHER SAYING THAT HE KNEW ARTHUR THREW THE FIGHT! AND TELLING ARTHUR THAT HE'S READY TO BE KING! UTHER BEING ALL PROUD AND ARTHUR'S FACE, AW! WHAT A LOVELY FATHER-SON MOMENT! TAKE THAT, MORGANA! AND HEE, MERLIN'S PROUD LITTLE GRIN, JUST, HEE! HE'S SO PROUD OF HIS BF, HEE! ♥

+ OMG, NEXT WEEK OASLJFLDJLA I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT! I JUST, OMG! THE HOLY GRAIL! KING CENRED OF THE LEATHERPANTS! MORGAUSE! LEON AND HIS SWISHY HAIR OF SWISHINESS! ARMIES! ELYAN! AND LOL, ARTHUR GETTING SHOT IN THE BACK AGAIN! AND DID I SAY THE HOLY GRAIL? /flails madly

(BUT ALSO, "ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S NOT GO TO CAMELOT. 'TIS A SILLY PLACE." LOL, MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.)

IS IT NEXT WEEK YET? :D :D :D


ALSO!




DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS? 'CAUSE IF IT DOES, OH MAN OH MAN. SO EXCITED!

Tags: bradley james' ridiculous mancharm, colin morgan is a woobie, tv: merlin
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