lloyd, i'm ready to be heartbroken (sapphirestar_) wrote,
lloyd, i'm ready to be heartbroken
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SPN 5.08, or, WHAT IS THIS CRACKERY.

so. supernatural 5.08, changing channels. and. and. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I REALLY CAN'T. BECAUSE THIS EPISODE I CAN'T EVEN. I HAD TO STOP LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES BECAUSE I JUST LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED. AND LAUGHED.

ILUSFM JEREMY CARVER. ♥ :D :D :D

I NEED ICONS. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OKAY. GIF ICONS.

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWESOMELY FABULOUS THIS EPISODE IS. I JUST CAN'T. IT'S TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD FABULOUS TO EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN. BUT THINGS, ANYWAY, BECAUSE I LIKE THINKING ABOUT THE FABULOUSNESS OF IT!

ALSO, ANNABEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO READ THIS, KNOW THIS: YOU WILL LOVE JARED EVEN MORE. MORE THAN YOU'VE LOVED HIM BEFORE, IF AT ALL POSSIBLE, BUT YOU WILL. BECAUSE THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. /flaily flail

AND YES IT'S ALL IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE HOW CAN IT NOT BE.



+ "HEY THERE, SAM! WHAT'S HAPPENING?" - "OH, NOTHING ... JUST THE END OF THE WORLD!" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

THEIR EXPRESSIONS. JUST. OH GOD. AND THE CHEESY DIALOGUE. THERE BETTER BE SOME GAG REEL STUFF ABOUT THIS EPISODE. LIKE, MAJOR STUFF. MY SISTER SAID THERE SHOULD BE A WHOLE EPISODE OF JUST GAG REELS FROM 5.08 AND ASD;ALFJDLKA;LFJDL YES.

+ "I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER MOUTH!" AND "SON OF A BITCH!" AND AS;DLAJLFD;LAJFL WHAT.

+ THE INCREDIBLE HULK WHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH :D :D :D

+ DR. SEXY. AND DEAN. AND COWBOY BOOTS. AND DEAN BEING A TOTAL FANGIRL. LIKE, WORSE THAN ANY OF THE FANGIRLS I'VE SEEN. "OH MY GOD IT'S DOCTOR SEXY!!!!!!" CUE HEARTS IN HIS EYES. CAN I SAY MANCRUSH? DEAN = CANONICALLY BI, Y/N? I SAY YES. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS BUT COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS JUST TOO FABULOUS.

ANYWAY, DEAN BEING HOOKED ON A WEIRD GREY'S ANATOMY-ISH SOAP IS JUST TOO DAMN GOOD TO BE TRUE. THIS IS JUST. OH MAN OH MAN. THEY SPOIL US. THEY REALLY DO.

+ BUT EITHER WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST BEGAN WATCHING SEASON SIX OF GREY'S ANATOMY LAST WEDNESDAY. IS THIS IRONIC OR WHAT. BUT AHHHHHHH I LOL'D AT THE DENNY THING. PAPA WINCHESTER FOR THE WIN!

ALSO THE RANDOM WOMAN WHO WANTED TO HAVE SAM'S BABIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. OH SAM.

+ OH GOD. THE SONG. THE SONG! "TOWN TO TOWN, TWO-LANE ROADS. THE FAMILY BIZ, TWO HUNTING BROS~" I NEED THIS SONG. I NEED IT AS MY RINGTONE, AND I NEED IT AS MY ALARM TONE IN THE MORNING. I WANT TO WAKE UP TO THE SOUNDS OF "WHEN THE DEMONS COME OUT TO PLAA-AAAA-AAAY, TOGETHER WE'LL FACE THE DAAAAAY~"

ALSO THE LOOK ON SAM'S FACE AT THE END THERE. OH GOD HIS SMILE IS CREEPY. :D :D :D

+ T-TANDEM BIKE. OH GOD OH GOD. NO. JUST. THE TANDEM BIKE. AND THE FLOWERS AND THE GODDAMN BAGUETTE ASD;ALJKFDL;ALJKFDL I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. /rolls on floor

+ "SERIOUSLY? ... I HAVE-- GENITAL HERPES." POOR SAM. OH GOD, JUST. IS HE GOING TO GET VENEREAL DISEASES EVERY EPISODE NOW? AND FROM GUYS, TOO? I SWEAR THE KRIPKEEPER'S JUST TOYING WITH US.

"I AM DOING ALL I CAN TO SLIGHTLY LESSEN THE SPREAD OF ... OF GENITAL HERPES. AND THAT'S A GOOD THING."

ROLLING. ON. THE. FLOOR.

+ OH GOD THE JAPANESE GAME SHOW.

"NUTCRACKEEEEEER~!" POOR SAM. POOR, POOR SAM. :D :D :D

+ ASD;ALFJDL;ALJFD OKAY SERIOUSLY THE WAY THEY MASK THE SERIOUS INTO THE HILARIOUS OKAY THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. SERIOUSLY. DEAN'S QUESTION ("DO YOU THINK YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER WOULD STILL BE ALIVE IF SAM HADN'T BEEN BORN?") AND DEAN DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION BUT ANSWERED YES OKAY AND ASD;ALFJKDL;ALKJFLD YES SHOW YES YES YES.

+ BUT D-DEAN. SPEAKING JAPANESE. OH, MY GOD, MY BRAIN. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. JUST. ASD;ALKJFLD;ALFJKDL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LAUGHING FOREVER.

+ CAS ENTERING THE GAME. FUCK YEAH. FUCK YEAH THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. ASD;ALFJDL THE WAY HE'S ALL, NO NO WAIT WHAT, ALL CONFUSED AND "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /spazz spazz spazz

+ "MISTER TRICKSTER DOESN'T LIKE PRETTY BOY ANGELS."

... OH GOD. IS THIS SHOW TRYING TO KILL BECAUSE THIS. THIS THIS THIS. AND HAHAHAHAHHA NOTICE THE LOOK ON DEAN'S FACE, IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, "PRETTY B-- WAIT, WHAT, CAS?" AND ASD;ALKFJLD;ALJFDLK.

+ AND MORE SITCOM! ASD;ALJFD THAT WAS SO GOLD I CAN'T EVEN. AND CAS! POOR THING, ALL BLOODY AND BRUISED BUT ASD;ALJFLD;ALJFLD I CANNOT GET OVER HOW AMAZING IT LOOKED WHEN HE WAS THROWN INTO THE WALL. IDEK GUYS BUT THAT WAS JUST. YEAH. YEAH.

AND DUCT TAPED!CAS ASD;ALFKJLD;ALJFLKLDJFLDJFLA;DF.

+ SAM AND DEAN. CSI MIAMI. DOING DAVID CARUSO IMPERSONATIONS. WHASF;LAJ;ALFJDL;ALJFDL THIS KILLED ME. KILLED ME DEAD. SAM&DEAN=HORATIO OH GOD WHAT. THE WHOLE, "WELL I SAY ... JACKPOT" THING AND AHHHH AS;DLAKJFLD;LAKJFLDJ LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY. HORATIO!SAM IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN PRETTY MUCH FOREVER. HE WAS FABULOUS.

+ ASD;ALKJFLD;ALJFDKL;ALKJFDL;ALJFDL;ALJFDLK;ALKJFLDK;ALJFKDLDJFLA;LKJFLD DEAN BEING WORRIED ABOUT CASTIEL. OH SHOW. OH SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW ILUSFM. ♥

+ SSSSSSSSSSSAM. AS KITT. AND DEAN. AS HASSELHOFF. /brainbreak

I'VE NOW GOT THE KNIGHT RIDER THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.

+ DEAN. PULLING OIL OUT OF SAM'S ASS. JESUS CHRIST.

"WHERE'D YOU GET THE HOLY OIL?" - "YOU MIGHT SAY WE PULLED IT OUT OF SAM'S ASS." ASD;ALKJFD;ALKJFLD;ALKJFD AND THE LOOK ON SAM'S FACE RIGHT THERE SO PRICELESS.

+ "NOBODY GETS THE JUMP ON CASTIEL LIKE YOU DID." THAT'S RIGHT, SAM, TELL HIM.

+ ... MOTHERFUCKING TRICKSTER IS THE MOTHERFUCKING GABRIEL. BEST TWIST EVER. ASD;ALKJFDL OKAY HOW AWESOME IS THIS, GUYS. JUST. I CAN'T EVEN. THE IDEA OF IT, JESUS. AND THE WAY HE JUST WANTS IT TO END, JUST LIKE RAPHAEL AHHHHHHHHH THIS SHOW.

+ THE FACT THAT THE TRICKSTER/GABRIEL WASN'T MADE OUT TO BE THE BAD GUY HERE IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE BAD GUY, NOT REALLY. BUT I'D SO LOVE TO SEE HIM PICK A SIDE AND TEAM UP WITH THE BOYS. THAT'D BE BEYOND AMAZING.

+ "THAT'S WHY THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T ABOUT A WAR - IT'S ABOUT TWO BROTHERS THAT LOVED EACH OTHER AND BETRAYED EACH OTHER."

YEAH. JUST. YEAH. IDEK ANYMORE. SO AWESOME.

+ DEAN = MICHAEL, SAM = LUCIFER. LIKE. FATE OR SOMETHING. AND HOW COOL IS THIS, AND IT'S EVEN MORE COOL WHEN DEAN GOES ALL HELL TO THE NO, IMMA GO BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND AND ASD;ALKFJDLK AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.

+ ASD;ALKJFLD;ALJFKLDJFLA;LFKJDL DEAN DEMANDING TRICKSTER/GABRIEL TO BRING CAS BACK OR HE'LL DEEP-FRY HIM WITH SOME HOLY OIL THAT HE PULLED OUT OF SAM'S ASS AND IF THAT'S NOT THE BEST THING EVER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. OTP, PEOPLE. SO OTP.

+ ANYWAY. MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, BECAUSE MORE CASTIEL! YAY! \o/ "HELLO, GABRIEL." WHY DID THAT SOUND SO HOT.

+ ... WHICH BRINGS ME TO: DON'T JUST LEAVE CAS THERE WITHOUT AT LEAST SAYING SOMETHING!

ANYWAY. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK. THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY MY NEW FAVOURITE EPISODE, BECAUSE DAMN. ASD;ALKFJD;ALF;DLKFJLA;FLDKJL SO AWESOME I CAN'T EVEN. AHHHHHHHHH SHOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME.

NEXT WEEK. IS IT HERE YET? IS IT?

ANYWAY. BECAUSE I CAN'T NOT:



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Tags: castiel brings all the deans in the barn, miiiiiiisha!, supernatural
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