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Yogi Berra

Было сомнение, что среди бейсболистов могут быть очень умные люди. Но Йоги Берра покорил меня. Столь шикарных высказываний оптом из уст одного человека трудно найти. Я сомневался, может все это роскошество ума близко по природе к изречениям Черномырдина? - но нет, это последователь Марка Твена.





Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

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I never said most of the things I said.

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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.



I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.



In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

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The future ain't what it used to be.

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

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You can observe a lot by just watching.

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