NOT LOVIN' IT
Wow, fuck you Mcdelivery and your whorish constant, unwavering, 24/7 availability. Thanks to you I have consumed an obscene amount of potato and am quite literally floating in a pool of cream and hot fudge.
Thanks to you, I had to go for an hour walk. Not a run - coz' I had too much food floating in my stomach to RUN without having a massive stitch - but a walk. LIKE AN OLD PERSON WITH BACK AND KNEE PROBLEMS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.