Wow, fuck you Mcdelivery and your whorish constant, unwavering, 24/7 availability. Thanks to you I have consumed an obscene amount of potato and am quite literally floating in a pool of cream and hot fudge.
Thanks to you, I had to go for an hour walk. Not a run - coz' I had too much food floating in my stomach to RUN without having a massive stitch - but a walk. LIKE AN OLD PERSON WITH BACK AND KNEE PROBLEMS.
"In 2003, Damnoen Saen-um, a Thai ice cream salesman, is reported to have died while laughing in his sleep at the age of 52. His wife was unable to wake him, and he stopped breathing after two minutes of continuous laughter. It is believed that he died either of heart failure or asphyxiation." Source