smiths

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANNAH CHENG !!! 
I can't figure out how to do this via email - but here's our bb beyonce dancing for you





&ASKARS too


& THESE BOYS I THINK YOU LIKE

smiths

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"And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins"
- The Gods of the Copybook Headings, Rudyard Kipling,


smiths

NOT LOVIN' IT

Wow, fuck you Mcdelivery and your whorish constant, unwavering, 24/7 availability. Thanks to you I have consumed an obscene amount of potato and am quite literally floating in a pool of cream and hot fudge.

Thanks to you, I had to go for an hour walk. Not a run - coz' I had too much food floating in my stomach to RUN without having a massive stitch - but a walk. LIKE AN OLD PERSON WITH BACK AND KNEE PROBLEMS. 


THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
smiths

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"In 2003, Damnoen Saen-um, a Thai ice cream salesman, is reported to have died while laughing in his sleep at the age of 52. His wife was unable to wake him, and he stopped breathing after two minutes of continuous laughter. It is believed that he died either of heart failure or asphyxiation."
Source


Oh dear.

smiths

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LAST EXAM TOMORROW!!!!!!!

LIKE L8TER THAN HALF THE WORLD THNKZ TO LIT!!!!!





O JOHN DONNE, YOU SLAY ME WITH YOUR WITTY WORDS AND YOUR SEXY TRIANGULAR BEARD. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU.