Flaming Jade.

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A man is sitting on a bench when a young teenage boy with a rainbow colored mohawk sits next to him. After several minutes of staring at the young man, the teen finally turns and says to the man.
"What? You never do anything crazy in your life, old man?"
The old man looks at the boy and replies, "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock."
After several more moments the man continues, "I was wondering if you were my son."
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