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Fuck racism
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked.

"You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.



Online relationships ? They can spin a fantasy into the most drastic nightmare. It will happen incredibly fast, unlike in face-face interaction you don't send out the negativity.

You are more likely to swap the details of your sex life in jiffy, whereas in a real-time hour you would be only having one drink. It will conceal your worst aspect and elaborate only on your positive characteristics, leaving you rather vulnerably attracted.

One of my best mates, I will leave her name concealed let's call her Lolita (I'm naming my kid that) has been enamored by quite an attractive young fellow by the name of Jake Kerslake. Jake Kerslake, is what you call your highschool dream boy. He's 19 years of age, currently residing in the most beautiful city in the United States "Atlantic beach, Florida", he's rich - evidently by his parent's who are both doctors, a really attractive prep with the unlikely hobby of skating lastly attending university (intellectual). Too good to be true. Why of course because he lead a false identity, a really evil deceptive ploy to lead my friend on for 9 months. 9 freaking forbidding months.

I suppose when you're in love, you're blind to all the faults and unsuitability of the one you love. In this case Lolita eye's was dimmed to believe he does exist. Yet all the substantial evidence was right in front of her. I did not completely pay attention myself, I was just really overjoyed for my friend. Even if I didn't commend having an online relationship, especially one that's long distance. Whatever made her happy, makes me happy back.

Lolita and I were chatting a few days ago about Jake, asking her questions like ; "do you think Jake is loyal to you and why?", "please join me with pimping our bitches (please don't ask it's rather embarrassing and regretful ha-HA) he will never know anyway, like comon do you seriously think he doesn't go checking out chicks, or talking to them even", "do you think he's the one?" etc. She responded with high affirmation, they will last ? But I knew in that tone of voice there was doubt. So many opportunities came about for gorgeous Lollie, she's rebuffed them all for Jakeypoo. (fugly pet name :{) She was sending me pictures of Fitz, the guy she happens to be quite appealed too and likewise. Sure enough she would snub him, like all the other boys. Then I asked to send me pictures of Jake, it came to my attention that if Jake was rich wouldn't he send dear Lollie a kaziilion pictures. Last time I had spoken to Lollie, she had only sent me 3. She sent me less than 10 pictures of all the one's Jake had sent her, and guess what ? he looked rather uncannily different in all pictures. In one picture he had curly locks, as opposed to the other pictures where he had either straight hair. One other picture he had gorilla arms and legs, the once again contesting to the other pictures he had no body hair?? Most of the pictures he had sent, concealed his face. Go figure right !

Left rather dazed and bewildered. I underwent investigation. I visited he's network profile, only to recall that he had only one REAL LIFE friend on the network called Kanji. Speculated as to why ? I assessed the way they wrote and it had seem to me they written the same way. Articulate, proper grammar, bits of tagalog and lastly in some sentences they would exceed on leaving dots ... <- like that. I also recall Jake fixing Lollies myspace, how is that possible if he doesn't even have an account himself. And guess what guys ? Kanji has myspace ? Odd huh ? Lastly, Lollie had once told me the first time he had called her, he sounded like a girl. Who the heck sounds like a girl at the age of 19 ? Unless he is diagnosed with some abnormality then woo yes.

Further investigation took place, I got in contact with one of my once close mate Marc. He has a database tracking device that could search anyone all over the world. I provided him the address Jake had sent Lollie a night ago. What had came up were several unknown names, no matches to the surname Kerslake. We assumed the place was an apartment, strange seeing that he had sent a picture of his mansion to Lollie. So then after I provided him with the phone number, and it came up with a Filipino last name completely off the surname Kerslake ? ! And the phone number he had provided us was not located in the previous location either, it was in a different suburb from Atlantic beach.

We confronted Jake about it, then he messaged back saying he's number gets changed recycled. What the hell ? From my knowledge recycled numbers only occur when you have prolonged the usage of your phone and then the phone company will discharge that and give it to someone else. Once again how could this take place if he uses he's phone to call Lollie ????? Please Explain, and is it not a damn coincidence that the residence of the place was a filipino. If you're American and understands the process of recycled phone numbers then please explain.

On account, he was Jake the Fake. I hope he's neck breaks. I want to assassinate him for personally hurting my friend. Whoever the fuck he or she is, he's/she/it's sick and deserves to be punished. Curse you bastard !!

Lolita, overwhelmed heck yeah. However she still wants to see him come to Australia ? I don't understand. Honestly did frustrate me how Lollie disregarded all the facts. I mean LOLLIE LISTEN what do you want to happen or expect for it to come to your front door only to find a fat midget. :S !! I don't really understand how you still want to meet him up ? Sincerely what are you reasons .. Please hook up with Fitz so we can double date :) .. blah...balh BLAH I'll go talk to Kelvin. Goodbye.

Btw I'm cutting my hair today woo. Like this.

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