July 13th, 2006

(no subject)

Iranian 1: "Now, if we can just keep the Israelis and the Americans off our back for another few months, we'll get these nuclear weapons operational!"

Iranian 2: (bursts into room) "Boss! Boss! Look what I brought home!" (shoves blindfolded Israeli into room)

Iranian 1: (palms on cheeks, mugs to camera) "Oh, Ahmed!" (laughter, applause)