December 3rd, 2003

tipa shutka:-)

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and behold a genie appeared. The
amazed woman asked, "Do I get 3 wishes?"

The genie said, "Nope, sorry. Three wish genies are a fairy tale myth.
I'm a one wish genie, so what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this
map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want
all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice versa. It will bring
about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years, I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for 500 years. I'm good, but not THAT
good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well I've never been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and helps with the house cleaning; is great in bed and gets along
with my family; doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful.
That's what I wish for, a good man."

The genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that
f*ckin' map again."