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11 January 2006 @ 11:32 am
Hands wigged out.

Duh. We all should’ve seen that one coming. The guy was totally weird, but I guess I really didn’t think he’d freak on Shirley and try to kill her! I mean, dude. All I can say is thank god for those typing lessons. I can’t even imagine what would have happened . . . And here I was honestly going to make an effort to be nicer to him, I really was. I mean, I kind of owe him one, but maybe it’s just as well that I didn’t. Can I just say I was completely and utterly CREEPED OUT when he called me the hot secretary who makes him nervous? *shudders* But you know, it is unfair how the partners were treating him. I mean, Alan and I couldn’t have won that case without him. The guy is a genius. Everyone takes advantage of his super brain, and then just – poof! – disregards him when they don’t need him anymore. Uncool.

But whatever. I’m just still just trying to recover. I am happy for Mr. Chase though. He seems to fit in really well with the partners. It’s just too bad everybody can’t be a partner.

This is so the weirdest job I’ve ever had.
I'm feeling : relievedrelieved
I'm hearing : Clickety Clack
Alan Shorealan_shore on January 15th, 2006 06:04 am (UTC)
*decides to ignore the entire conversational detour* You'll find out soon enough.
Brad Chase: suit listensbrad_chase on January 15th, 2006 06:10 am (UTC)
Watch out, there, Alan. If you looked any smugger, someone might mistake you for Stephen Colbert.
Alan Shorealan_shore on January 15th, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC)
*amused, cocks an eyebrow*
Stephen Colbertmr_colbert on January 18th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)
Excuse me but am I supposed to know this Brad person? He seems insignificant.
Alan Shorealan_shore on January 18th, 2006 04:17 am (UTC)
That strikes me as an accurate assessment. His great claim to fame is mistaking a member of the clergy for possible kindling.
Stephen Colbert: ballsmr_colbert on January 18th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
And he compared you to me like it was a bad thing? I wouldn't think someone like that would have the balls.
Alan Shorealan_shore on January 18th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
I won't dispute that. Perhaps truthiness compelled him.
Stephen Colbertmr_colbert on January 18th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
That man can't handle the truthiness.
Alan Shorealan_shore on January 18th, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
I don't think that man could handle a sock puppet.

ooc: *dies* I love you.
Stephen Colbertmr_colbert on January 18th, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
Mayhaps we should give him one and find out. Preferably one with googly eyes.

OOC: I love you toooo! I love you more than Stephen hates bears and that's saying a lot. ;)
Alan Shorealan_shore on January 19th, 2006 02:45 am (UTC)
He can name it Alan and labor under the delusion that he's in control of it.
Stephen Colbertmr_colbert on January 20th, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
Or name it Kiki Spankypants and take it to his happy place.
Alan Shorealan_shore on January 20th, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC)
Isn't there a Puppet Abuse Council to watch out for that sort of thing?
Stephen Colbert: pointmr_colbert on January 20th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
*scoffs* Oh those pansies make the laugh! They're the same people who try to tell you that bears aren't dangerous and that the great works of Shakespeare were written by Shaq.

OOC: I'm surprised Brad hasn't interrupted this.