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11 January 2006 @ 11:32 am
 
Hands wigged out.

Duh. We all should’ve seen that one coming. The guy was totally weird, but I guess I really didn’t think he’d freak on Shirley and try to kill her! I mean, dude. All I can say is thank god for those typing lessons. I can’t even imagine what would have happened . . . And here I was honestly going to make an effort to be nicer to him, I really was. I mean, I kind of owe him one, but maybe it’s just as well that I didn’t. Can I just say I was completely and utterly CREEPED OUT when he called me the hot secretary who makes him nervous? *shudders* But you know, it is unfair how the partners were treating him. I mean, Alan and I couldn’t have won that case without him. The guy is a genius. Everyone takes advantage of his super brain, and then just – poof! – disregards him when they don’t need him anymore. Uncool.

But whatever. I’m just still just trying to recover. I am happy for Mr. Chase though. He seems to fit in really well with the partners. It’s just too bad everybody can’t be a partner.

This is so the weirdest job I’ve ever had.
 
 
I'm feeling : relievedrelieved
I'm hearing : Clickety Clack
 
 
 
Brad Chasebrad_chase on January 12th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
It's what came after the quote. But I wouldn't worry about it. We all have our peccadillos. He keeps telling me I talk too fast.
Alan Shore: is there even a word for this expressionalan_shore on January 12th, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC)
Nonsense. You only talk too fast if being understood is your goal.

Don't be a tease, Brad. What came after?
Brad Chasebrad_chase on January 13th, 2006 09:56 am (UTC)
*laughs* I'm an open book.

Says I should do something about you. Thinks you have one of those impulse control disorders. I think he used the word grandiosity. I said maybe he wants to be like - what - the Incredible Hulk doll?
Alan Shore: is there even a word for this expressionalan_shore on January 13th, 2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
To think I've known Paul all this time and yet I never realized he was a psychologist. I must say, in addition, that I find it highly ironic he saw fit to pull aside the man whose violent impulses nearly landed him in prison recently in order to discuss my apparent lack of control.

The Incredible Hulk derived power from his anger. I'm more than capable of keeping mine in check.
Brad Chasebrad_chase on January 13th, 2006 06:47 pm (UTC)
Alan, I'm hardly violent. By the way, still have your Batman and Robin action figures here?
Alan Shore: is there even a word for this expressionalan_shore on January 13th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
I do. They're up for partner next year.
Brad Chase: suit grinbrad_chase on January 13th, 2006 10:05 pm (UTC)
Holy Criminal Law Treatise 22 ARL 3rd R1228. To the Bat Docs. Hope Melissa still has the modified Partnership Agreement. Don't know if Rosenberg v. Kaplan will suffice, though.
Alan Shore: is there even a word for this expressionalan_shore on January 14th, 2006 01:11 am (UTC)
They're posable, they're well-dressed, they're good at parties. They should be a shoo-in; no need to resort to any of that pesky legal research. It's best left to associates with delusions of acceptance, anyway.
Brad Chase: Confront your fearsbrad_chase on January 14th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
I think the blue tights might be a little much. Contrary to your sarcastically-infused opinion, partners do posses litigation chops. And we didn't all dismiss Jerry. Tell me, had you ever spoken to him before Melissa's issue?
Alan Shore: is there even a word for this expressionalan_shore on January 14th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
I wasn't aware he existed until I sought his assistance in resolving Melissa's financial difficulties. Had you spoken to him?
Brad Chase: I believe you're in my seatbrad_chase on January 14th, 2006 06:28 am (UTC)
Spoken of him. I've heard only that he's a fine lawyer. Speaking of Melissa, seems your brisk hiring practices turned out... decent.
Alan Shore: is there even a word for this expressionalan_shore on January 14th, 2006 06:45 am (UTC)
And here I was going for indecent.

Have you said as much to her?
Brad Chase: I believe you're in my seatbrad_chase on January 14th, 2006 06:52 am (UTC)
Yeah, well, she showed me her contract. And we have, but anyone can see she applies herself.
Alan Shore: is there even a word for this expressionalan_shore on January 14th, 2006 08:05 am (UTC)
I detected your influence in the 'no cuddling' clause.

She's a testament to my impeccable judgment.
Brad Chase: I believe you're in my seatbrad_chase on January 14th, 2006 08:16 am (UTC)
*chuckles* You? Cuddle? *laughs some more*

Bernard Ferrion.
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