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11 January 2006 @ 11:32 am
Hands wigged out.

Duh. We all should’ve seen that one coming. The guy was totally weird, but I guess I really didn’t think he’d freak on Shirley and try to kill her! I mean, dude. All I can say is thank god for those typing lessons. I can’t even imagine what would have happened . . . And here I was honestly going to make an effort to be nicer to him, I really was. I mean, I kind of owe him one, but maybe it’s just as well that I didn’t. Can I just say I was completely and utterly CREEPED OUT when he called me the hot secretary who makes him nervous? *shudders* But you know, it is unfair how the partners were treating him. I mean, Alan and I couldn’t have won that case without him. The guy is a genius. Everyone takes advantage of his super brain, and then just – poof! – disregards him when they don’t need him anymore. Uncool.

But whatever. I’m just still just trying to recover. I am happy for Mr. Chase though. He seems to fit in really well with the partners. It’s just too bad everybody can’t be a partner.

This is so the weirdest job I’ve ever had.
I'm feeling : relievedrelieved
I'm hearing : Clickety Clack
Alan Shore: dinneralan_shore on January 12th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
We can expect attempted murder charges, along with whatever else Shirley sees fit to concoct. Should he be convicted...well, we all know how that story goes.

I apologize, by the way, for any distress the ordeal might've caused you. If it makes you feel better, I never got any cake.

*smiles* You're welcome to the couch any time. You're a much more tranquil sleeper than I am.
Melissa Hughes: Troublemelissa_hughes_ on January 12th, 2006 02:24 pm (UTC)
He can't go to jail. Oh god. Can you imagine Han - Jerry is jail! *thinks about it and looks horrified*

You don't need to apologize. You were the one who saved the day. That was great how you talked the knife right out of his hands - oops I mean, yeah. Funny how that word keeps coming up. You didn't miss much. I think the cake was just for looks. Too many calories anyway, Alan. *smiles*

Your couch is really really comfortable. But that reminds me, how is it . . . going? Those, you know, night things. Is it getting any better?
Alan Shore: outlinealan_shore on January 12th, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
*has already spent a great deal of time imagining just that scenario* Given his uncanny knowledge knowledge of the law and my not inconsiderable skills, it shouldn't come to that.

*pleased* I didn't save the day. I salvaged a few minutes. *sobers* What I meant was--and let me say first that these sorts of incidents are by no means typical--I'm sorry you came to work expecting to type and ended up fearing for your safety. You ought to petition Shirley for hazard pay.

*nods* It is, thank you for asking. I haven't been tempted take any running leaps from the balcony since Denny and I began sleeping together that night...for some time now.
Melissa Hughes: Admiringmelissa_hughes_ on January 13th, 2006 04:08 pm (UTC)
I hope not. He just doesn't seem like the jail type. I know you'll get him off though. *smiles*

Yeah! *puts hands on hips* I should get hazard pay. Oh wait though, I guess I wasn't the only one in danger. And I heard this kind of thing happens a lot. Didn't you get held at gunpoint once? *raises eyebrows as if to ask, is that really true*

I'm glad to hear Denny is helping you. I'm sorry I couldn't . . . " shrugs and looks slightly regretful but tempers it with compassion. "But I'm really glad you're better."
Alan Shore: profilealan_shore on January 13th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
Thus incurring Shirley's wrath.

Yes, there was a rather tightly wound gentleman who believed negotiations for the return of his children might be conducted more expediently at the point of a pistol. It's not common occurrence.

Melissa, you did all you could. You endured what must have been a terrifying experience and you may well have saved my life. The only reason Denny fares any better is that he could sleep through a third World War. In any case, thank you.