Yes, I'm a lawyer. Yes, I'm a Green Party Libertarian (yes, it WAS a conversion) activist. Yes, I ran for governor and am running for attorney general. Yes, I'm a Sherlockian. Yes, I'm a vegetarian. Yes, I write science fiction and media fanfic. Anything else, yes, that's probably me too. But that story about the hotel room chandelier, the five strippers, and the trained monkeys is just a rumor started by a political opponent.