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Murder!!!!!

MOUSE FOUND DEAD IN CAMBRIDGE SITTING ROOM.
Resident cats deny all knowledge.

An mouse was found dead earlier today in the middle of the floor of a Cambridge sitting room. The body showed signs of an attack. Resident cat Miss Telzey denied all knowledge of how this had come to pass. "Kill my own food?" she told our reporter. "I would never do that! I am a Princess, and I expect my food to be properly prepared and presented to me on suitable plates by my human servants. Perhaps it had a heart attack or something. And anyway," she continued, "I was upstairs asleep the entire time."

Her fellow feline residents Horus and Random were unavailable for comment, but sources close to this journal report that at both of them were recently involved in an assault on a juvenile wild rabbit. The household is continuing to investigate.

Skirt of the day: blue tiered.

Comments

lamentables
Jul. 7th, 2016 04:47 pm (UTC)
There's one in our kitchen. I think that makes it a spree?
la_marquise_de_
Jul. 7th, 2016 08:48 pm (UTC)
Definitely!
heleninwales
Jul. 8th, 2016 08:39 am (UTC)
Eek! Is there a serial killer on the loose, or is it a copycat killing? :)

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