December 18th, 2009

Iskander

We Are Not Amused

To Whom It May Concern,
This white stuff, with which you have liberally blanketed our outdoor territory? Not funny. We have important boundaries to inspect and mark and you are impeding us in this duty. We do not appreciate having cold wet feet. We do not appreciate being dripped on. We are having to use the indoor toilets as the much nicer outside ones are too cold for our rear ends.
Kindly put the garden back right now.
yours not amused,
Iskander and Horus.

PS Sensible cats stay inside and sleep on the boiler. Mooncat.
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