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Narcissistic baby unicorns teach dogs a life lesson.

I told a story to dogs today. It went something like this:

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See I was trying to explain to two doogs that just because the Bischon was prettier than the Pug, doesn't mean she just gets to beat him up. So I put them both in my lap and had story time... which started out as me being an idiot and then turned into this sad little allegory. So then all three of us mourned the kind frog together. Then, they started fighting again so it didn't really work....but the peace was lovely while it lasted.

Of course, CoworkerJames just happened to overhear the whole story and was laughing uncontrollably at my dog whispering abilities when I left the suites. I stuck my tongue out 'cuz I'm mature.