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"This ferret ate my baby!!"

So, haven't updated in a while...
Dial up + being home = limited internetting for Kateh.
I was going to update last night but the power went out and there was weirdness. Luckily I saved the entry since I no longer trust LJ. It's behind the cut.
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Weellll, I've gotta feed my fish. And then probably I should work. It's cold. I so don't want to. :P
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"You're so cute when you're slurring your speech, they're closing the bar and they want us to leave"

That's right. Death Cab title, Franz icon... but not listening to either. I have a point for using them, I swear.  But first:

****OMG SO SORRY TO THE ROOMIE. :( sad face. *****

So, now that that's out of the way...

Um, Death Cab for Franz was last week and it was so much fun :) YAY! YAY! YAY! That's pretty much it. I just felt the need to say it was good. And YUMMY. I was actually gonna say more, but really, I don't think I can. It was too much for words.

Omg SCRUBS NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my favorite episode ever! Ironically the one with the Christian Fundie. Oh dear, JD is narrating a conversation between Jesus and Buddha. It's about pie. This show is so random. Aww now the baby is being baptized. See it goes from straight comedy to something touching. I LOVE IT! Now there's a new episode on and it looks super sad. That seems to be the theme for the night. 

Okay I watched the new episode. Saddest. Episode. Ever. Wow. I was seriously just about to cry at the end. I don't think I breathed for like 2 minutes. There is only one show that's ever made me cry and that was the final episode of Friends. So, yeah. That's how sad this was.

Merly, Tab, and Ario all came up and visited last weekend. It was wicked fun! We went to the Hargy-garten's. So many of them on campus. Fun times to be had by all. A ton of drunken drama went on. Even Momo and Tab (who weren't) were entertained! Ha, I just went down to get a diet coke w/ change I dug out of the bottom of my purse. I am currently clothed in people clothes on top, but then my pants are comically ugly orange/pink/white flowered comfy pants. I don't think words can describe the pattern. Suffice it to say they are amazing. And try as they might to hide them, I saw those looks the boys were giving me on the sly. That "I wanna fuck you on the elevator because of your sexy orange pants" look. I get that a lot. I swear, people are going to start talking if the boys don't stop drooling. 

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
When did my stomach get that big?

2. How much cash do you have on you?
none now, i just spent my purse change!

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
tour

4. Favorite planet?
My home planet. I know, right? "Is it earth? Is that what she means?" I guess you'll never know...

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Jamie Long

6. What was your 4th text message?
I don't know. My sister deleted everything. Probably from Keri though.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
my crochet spaghetti strap and a grey fleece (*happy sigh*)

8. Do you "label" yourself as anything?
Usually "big"

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm not wearing any but i just took of  my old navy flip flops

10. Bright or Dark room?
bright. lots of sunshine

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
that she is the same person as me lol!

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
i was going to shake and bake with my favs Jenny and Keri ;)

14. What was your last text message you received on your mobile?
again i have no clue. my inbox is a deletetated

15. Where is your letter box?
down stairs, box 506 :)

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
there are lots. i say whatev and totally a lot. but not in a valley girl-like way

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
um, erin i think. or jamie. someone i talk to all the time

18. Last furry thing you touched?
my slippers :)

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
too many to count! i have them from like, soph-junior year of high school

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I like being 20 but i liked 17 too

22. Your worst enemy?
Possums and Dave Matthews

23. What is your current desktop picture?
A picture of Cillian Murphy :)

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
like, you're just gonna play me like that? (I'm so fucking cool :))

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
fly, without hesitation

26. Does anyone like you?
um, that's debatable

27. The last song you listened to?
"I just don't know what to do with myself" -- The White Stripes

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, what would you do?
freak then watch it on the news. (we were just talking about how the real world is depressing)

29. If you could punch 1 person in your life right now, who would it be?
i can't chose just one

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
a box of staples.



I'm seriously out right now. This is saturating my brain. I have to stop. I'll work on other stuff now. It's been fun all, but I have to leave...

**EDIT: it's funny how something can happen and instantly give you all your energy back. "Santeria" just came on. I have this weird devotion to this song :D That was fun.

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"DEEWWWWWEEEEYYYYYY"

So, academy awards tonight :) I have not seen a single one of the movies nominated. In fact I haven't seen very many movies at all for a while now. I'd say it's because I'm busy but that's only at home. Here, the movie theatre closest to me does not have a student discount (duh- almost everyone in W Lafayette is a student) and there are some across the river in Lafayette that do, but I'd have to drive there and it's in a complicated location. Not gonna lie, it took Keri and I about an hour to find it one night, when it should have taken 20 minutes. This was in the middle of the worst blizzard we've had had all winter, so you know, accidently getting on a highway, U-turning, K-turning, the entire-fucking-alphabet-of turning was made that much worse/scary. But we perservered. Keri survived sitting in the front seat next to a very stressed KTK. There was no judo chopping that night ironically... 
I've managed to cut myself again. I tend to do that. I'll be sitting somewhere, writing or using my hands in some way, and I'll notice blood smeared all over my finger or the back of my hand. Kinda disturbing. Where do I get all these cuts? I have no recollection of getting them. Hmmm. Apparently the chain-saw fairy makes me frequent (and I must say UNWELCOME) visits. 
OMG Scream 3 is on tonight. These movies crack me up. So it's unmitigated crap--whatever it's entertaining and that is all I ask. Oh Wes Craven. Anyway, I will be watching this tonight. This is the one with the only moment in ALL of the Scream films that made me... well, scream. It's not that it's a particularly scary moment or anything- I just thought Dewey was going to die for a moment, so I remember screaming "DEWEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY" the first time I saw it. Followed immediately by the biggest laugh I had ever graced these movies with. Well done, Wes, well done. Besides, if Dewey died right then, the whole movie would too. He's like the retarded two legged puppy (you know the one with the little cart to support its back end?) that just keeps sticking around despite God clearly pointing at him like, "Dude, I should just put you out of your misery, I really should, but you're just such a spunky little guy I just can't stand it, yes you are, yes you are..... well crap. You can stay another day..." 
I was supposed to go to Indy this weekend to visit my mom and sister, but we decided not to. Momo had to do a video-german project which were of course THE BEST KIND. Good times, good times. So my mom decided to stay home too and do laundry and what-not since momo wasn't coming. Plus, I have to conserve monies due to NOT getting a good tax refund, because I had to file as self employed. WTF? That sucked. Apparently I have a business. I did not realize this, and it took my refund WAAAAAAY down. :( that's right frowny face.
So here's some stuff that's made me laugh recently:
OMG GREATEST THING OF ALL TIME Especially considering the fact that we are generally in love with the DaVinci code and I know I'm looking forward to the movie... But seriously, this is the BEST porn parody title of all time. Whoever came up with this movie is a GENIUS.  Kate and I laughed hysterically for half an hour after reading this. And being released on the same day? Priceless.
Completely Reliable Oscar Predictions Hehehehe
Hemione Granger and the Hangover of DOOM Muahahhahahahaha I would totally be doing the same thing. Huzzah, Emma Watson, Huzzah.
Jon Stewart Interview with Sports Illustrated He so funny
Common Errors in English This is not so much fun as useful. Well, except for when you look at the breach/breech the thing to help you remember the difference is “Once more unto the breach, dear friends” means “let’s fill up the gap in the line of battle”, not “let’s reach into our pants again." I thought that was funny :)
Book of Ratings Yes, ask Kate, I spent hours of my life looking through the crap on this site because it makes me laugh so hard!

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"It's like there's a Denny's on one corner.... and an IHOP on the other..." - Homestar Runner

Here's a happy schmammy entry for ya :)  
You know how I've been in the mid-mid-life crisis thing? Well, today I officially started CODOing out of ANSC and into Communications. (What? I know. Whatever.) It's actually made me quite happy to finally reach a decision. YAY!  No more random cries of  "I don't know what I'm doing with my liiifffe!!" Well, I can't promise that, because I still don't actually know, but I figure Comm majors have enough options that I could do anything I want to. Besides, I can't see me being in one career for the rest of my life. Now I have options. I like that. I can't be tied down. I get claustrophobic. I'm like Gidget the hedgehog... as a tumbleweed. Okay, seriously, I think ONE person on this entire planet will get that joke.
Annnnnyhoots. Because I'm happy I keep playing my two happy theme songs over and over and over again. I do not get sick of them. I'm sure our suitemates do and that is too bad, because they are stupid butt monkeys. Yeah, that's right. I called them butt monkeys. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.
YAY! for today. (OMGWTFRHYME!!!) I even got to walk back from Lilly with my advisor's file on me so I can give it to my new advisor (and I am not ashamed to admit that I walked around and pretended I was a spy and would make eye contact with people and then glance into my supertopsecret manilla folder and then at them again like I had a file on them or whatever and then would follow them around if they were going my way. I'm a fucking secret agent, please step off.) So, that's been my day so far. I love change. Tonight at 7 I have to go tutor Kim Hargarten's roommate on AGEC spreadsheets. Should be good times. Tonight is also Scrubs night, which is of course why I am alive. Hopefully its not cancelled b/c of Olympic stuff. The Olympics are only good when there's ice dancing carnage, and it's already filled it's quota for that.  This may be the most unmemorable Olympics ever. Not gonna lie, for the first half... I thought it was in Australia. I thought wrong. Turns out Torino is in Italy. Who knew? Apparently having the winter Olympics in Australia, during their summer, is not a good idea. Meh.