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I'm about to get big Karmic slap in the face

So, I win at life yet again today (or until about 8:00pm)

I got the job, I thank you. Or at least I think I did. They never just say, "Hey, kid, you got the job." They are always just  "Hey, come in tomorrow and shadow." But going by the last time that sentence was spoken to me, I'd say I have it.

So then, I had to see a counselor who is a quite adorable old man. I think we all know I have a strange obsession and giggling reaction to adorable old men. So, it was a probably a bit odd for him. He was just so cute! I think he was in his 70's maybe? So, yeah, the meeting was fairly unproductive but I still count it as a plus because I'm weird like that.

I got my Soc. exam back today-- my professor told me she was impressed with my essays and highest score. HOW COOL IS THAT? Maybe not at all, in the traditional James Dean fashion. But to me, who hasn't gotten a compliment from a professor in years, it was pretty damn satisfying.

Then I found out I no longer have to eat toast for every meal since monies are coming my way. (Besides for the job thing)

Then I took another exam that I feel pretty confident about.

So as of 8pm, the Greatest Two Days In a Long Time were still in tact. (Unfortunately at that time I found out I somehow owe the state $288 in taxes. WTF? I'm getting that checked by someone who knows what the hell they're doing!)

So, aside from that costly snafu, I am in quite a cheerful mood. And I hope it'll last through whatever happens tomorrow when I'm sure Karma's going to check its plus/minus list, realize it's made a grave accounting error, and call in my debt.

PS- If aim freaks out my computer one more time, I'm going to shoot it. I'm going to form my pretend-hand-gun, and shoot the bastard until I feel better. Because I found out today it would go against what is generally accepted as common sense to physically punch it. This is why I have friends. To explain these things to me before I my costly lack of any common sense makes itself known ;)

Me: "Who's this song by?" Kate: "I don't want to say..." Me: "UH-UH." *turns off radio*

First off, this a message for Ms. Curtis:
Do you wanna know what a massive dork I am?!
I was looking at my AIM buddy list, and since you are not online, it would make sense that you'd be in my offline buddy section. Which you were. That's not why I'm a nerd. The epiphany came when I saw your name in the offline section. I JUST GOT IT. DANSYOGAGIRL. DAN BROWN (of DaVinci Code fame) and YOGA GIRL (of dilapidated couch discussion fame) all in one name! IT'S LIKE AN INSIDE JOKE OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS AND I DIDN'T GET IT!!!!!! Until now. I'm not kidding, since the beginning of time (or AOL conversing between us, whichever came first) I have been wondering: Who the FUCK is Dan?! Who is she talking about?! But I have never asked, afraid that Dan would turn out to be some mutual acquantance that I'd completely forgotten about, as one does. Go ahead, flog me. I deserve it. I'm not only a member of the ORIGINAL(winkwink) Big Three but a member of the unofficial In Joke Fan Club That I Just Made Up and I completely missed that. FOR SHAME. Bring on the public humiliation.

In other news, I'm gearing up for a boring night in. I forgot to get dinner- this may pose a problem. John Mellencamp is no more than .7 miles away from my person at this very moment. And in sports, Detroit up over the Chicago Blackhawks 1-0 in the at 15:31 in the second.  Stay tuned for updates on my night of boredom. They could be frequent. This is KTK, good night and good luck.