Just thought I'd let you all know how that turned out.
Luckily, they pumped like, 11 meds through my IV and sent me home with 4 more, and they seem to have done the trick and I'm now able to walk more than 6 feet without having to catch my breath like a much, much fatter person.
So, I'm now free to enjoy my STRESS level with working lungs :-D HOO-FUCKING-RAY!
(On the plus side, I just calculated my Soc grade and I could not take the final and still get an A)
STUDDYYYY TIMMMMME