I just wanted to make sure Crystal, Dar-ee, and Amanda know how sorry I am that I can't go on the trip. And that I'm fucking devastated that I don't get to hang with them for a week. And pissed. All different shades of pissed. I started my new job today and they won't give me Spring Break off. Bullshit.
I hope you guys have fun in the sun, doing acts of charity and improving the lives of those less fortunate, while I slave in the cold for an unfeeling capitalist society.
Fucking shenanigans is what this is!