April 11th, 2007

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Dance dance in my pants

DO NOT READ THE WHOLE BULLETIN!!! JUST QUICKLY COPY AND PASTE.... DON'T SPOIL IT.

Name 9 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 9 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list
the names first.. No cheating!!!

1. Kibbs
2. Gretchypoo
3. Linc
4. Jamie
5. Kate
6. Amanda
7. Ash
8. Crystal
9. Daree

DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED UP THE TOP!

- How did you meet 3?
When he slapped me with a wet(w/ water) tampon in high school and I retaliated in such a way that he remembered not to do it again.

- What would you do if you had never met 1?
I honestly can't even... wow. I have no clue. Probably be a completely different person.

- What would you do if number 2 and 6 were going out?
Well I'd probably never come out of the laughter induced coma.

- How do you know number 8?
We're twins separated at birth who only found each other at age 15 while throwing inanimate objects in the air...

- What do you think of number 7?
That she's one of the most honest and refreshing people I've ever met, just a hilarious grrrl.

-What would you do if 5 confessed they love you?
LOL! We lived in the same room for 2 years... how could she not want me ;)

- A fact or two about 9?
Well, I associate her with dolphins, because not only does she love them, but whenever I picture her mind, or her essence I suppose, it's always in the form of a dolphin. Strong and shiny and graceful, with a sort of playful independence that's infectious.

- Who is 1 going out with?
OMG WHO ISN'T SHE WITH? p.i.m.p.t.r.e.s.s.  (look ma, I can vary my font)

- What's 4 do for a living?
I do believe she trains to become Lois Lane, and telemarkets, and builds engines, and writes satirical pieces. She's what we call a "jack-of-all-trades."

- Would you ever live with 8?
Sure I would. She could make me chili and I'd keep her neat :)

- Where does 7 live?
Haha, well her family's home is in the OC, her official current residence is in Hillenbrand Hall, but she actually has an apartment in Lafayette.

- What do you like about number 1?
That she's adorable and kinda dense in a way that's purely Kibbs. She's kind and sociable and caring and she makes mistakes but tries to fix 'em. Plus, I mean we've been friends since we were 7.

- Do you miss number 2?
Hahaha, yes she's at work right now... I haven't seen her in 3 whole hours!

- What is your opinion of number 6?
That she's more amazing every time I talk to her. I want to put her in a book so everyone can know her.

- What do you think about number 5?
I think she's smart and driven and well balanced. And that Australia's lucky to have her for awhile, hopefully there's a mutual learning taking place :) Miss ya Kate!!

- Would you ever go out with number 7?
OH hell yes! Hahaha we already hit the Cactus every Thurs night, we might as well get a discount on the cover lol!!

- What would you do if 3 and 8 were going out?
I would scratch my head in confusion. A lot. In fact, I think I'd end up with an open wound. That is just way too much curly hair, their union would cause a deep and irreversible rip in the time-space continuum.

- Who does 2 like?
No one currently

- Would you ever go to the movies with number 9?
Are you kidding me? Not only would I go to the movies with her, but we still have a standing Harry Potter Date that we've honored for each addition to the franchise for... I dunno, a lot of years now. (6ish? When'd the first Potter Film come out?)

- Is number 4 hott?
SCORCHING!     (hahha note the extra "t" in hot in the question... that must mean reeeally sexy. Like so sexy one T can't even begin to describe...)

- How many of them did you meet on myspace?
None, these are all real life people. With pants and everything!
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Narcissistic baby unicorns teach dogs a life lesson.

I told a story to dogs today. It went something like this:

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See I was trying to explain to two doogs that just because the Bischon was prettier than the Pug, doesn't mean she just gets to beat him up. So I put them both in my lap and had story time... which started out as me being an idiot and then turned into this sad little allegory. So then all three of us mourned the kind frog together. Then, they started fighting again so it didn't really work....but the peace was lovely while it lasted.

Of course, CoworkerJames just happened to overhear the whole story and was laughing uncontrollably at my dog whispering abilities when I left the suites. I stuck my tongue out 'cuz I'm mature.