- Вт, 20:58: MY KINGDOM FOR A POWER DRILL
- Вт, 21:00: Just injured myself with a screwdriver. This would not happen if I had a power drill. #giftideas #subtlehinting
- Вт, 21:27: Anyone remember the SNL sketch "Adventures of Peter O'Toole & Michael Caine?" They were at taco bell and asked for the gin lovers pizza? No?
- Вт, 21:44: RT @cassieclare: Hobbit trailer reaction: Look, Frodo! Bilbo! Dwarves! NARSIL! GANDALF! GALADRIEL! STING! FUCKING STING! THE RING! GOLLU ...
- Вт, 21:52: Found out today that I need new tires. Dr. Mason has had the same legs since '06. It's hard to see them go :/
- Вт, 21:53: Mom, do tires go to heaven?