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  • Вт, 20:58: MY KINGDOM FOR A POWER DRILL
  • Вт, 21:00: Just injured myself with a screwdriver. This would not happen if I had a power drill. #giftideas #subtlehinting
  • Вт, 21:27: Anyone remember the SNL sketch "Adventures of Peter O'Toole & Michael Caine?" They were at taco bell and asked for the gin lovers pizza? No?
  • Вт, 21:44: RT @cassieclare: Hobbit trailer reaction: Look, Frodo! Bilbo! Dwarves! NARSIL! GANDALF! GALADRIEL! STING! FUCKING STING! THE RING! GOLLU ...
  • Вт, 21:52: Found out today that I need new tires. Dr. Mason has had the same legs since '06. It's hard to see them go :/
  • Вт, 21:53: Mom, do tires go to heaven?
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  • Чт, 11:30: lolololol Neff
  • Чт, 13:16: Bells and lights right as I was crossing the train tracks. Basically almost died.
  • Чт, 13:30: I was an 1/8 of a mile from instant death-by-train. I need to tell everyone I love them.
  • Чт, 13:31: It was like that scene from Lemony Snicket. Except my car was still moving unencumbered & the train was going about 6mph.
  • Чт, 15:31: Best part of today: looking at the clock & realizing it's time to put up my out-of-office reply.
  • Чт, 15:31: Me right now: http://t.co/0AO2wGJP
  • Чт, 15:34: "Katherine does not work on her birthday. She will return to the office Monday, December 19th, older, wiser, and a little hungover."
  • Чт, 18:49: @kmajdeck graciously snapped a shot of my birthday pancakes- the waitress even put a candle in http://t.co/uuXgqZTP
  • Чт, 20:28: RT @LOLGOP: Who didn't wake up this morning and think, "If only Christian fundamentalists had more control over my life, then I'd have f ...
  • Чт, 20:49: I just want Adele's hair. I want to roll around in it and make a little nest and stay wrapped up in my Adele hair cocoon forever
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  • Пт, 18:38: Mel's turn to get a few groceries. Her purchase? 4 diff types of chips, strawberry shortcake rolls & loaf of bread. She will do great things
  • Сб, 01:42: For Christmas I would like a kitten. And a different set of allergies. I would probably give up peanuts for a kitten.
  • Сб, 01:46: My two biggest disappointments in life: not being Santa Claus, and not being able to grow old as a crazy cat lady.
  • Сб, 01:50: It's the cat thing that I can't do, b/c of the allergens. The growing old and crazy bits I have covered. #unnecessaryclarification
  • Сб, 02:06: Mel got me hockey tickets! I suppose that makes up for having no food in the apt that is not made by Frito-Lay #mykingdomforachickenbreast
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