Go to Google and search for "yourname needs" (with quotes) and post the five funniest lines:
1. Ilan needs his head examined 2. Ilan needs to share his dance skilss with the rest of us 3. Ilan needs to work on his dribbling skills 4. Ilan needs to pull their head out of their a$$. 5. Once plugged in, all ILAN needs is some fine tuning
So not your all-time-favorites.. but what got to you today..
1. Thursday - Jet Black New Year
Have we lost everything now? Walking like each other's ghosts Around these silent streets The sedatives tell you everything is alright
2. Editors - Bullets If something has to change then it always does If something has to change then it always does Oh, you don't need this disease, not right now No, you don't need this disease, not right now
3. IAMX - This will make you love again All the glitz messiah's just pass the time A cure for no real sickness, cross your hopes and die Your supermarket Jesus comes with smiles and lies Where justice he delays is always justice he denies
4. My Chemical Romance - I am not okay (I promise) I told you time and time again You sing the words but still don't know what it means To be a joke and look Another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time Take a good hard look!
5. Bloc Party - Pioneers So here we are reinventing the wheel I'm shaking hands with a hurricane It's a colour that I can't describe, It's a language I can't understand
6. Something Corporate - Konstantine And if this is what it takes just to lie with my mistakes and live with what I did to you All the hell I put you through