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Riku's Shirt(s)

I dreamed that I was taking (kh1) Riku's shirt off by his request. He wanted to show me how many layers he had to wear because of Square Enix, there were eight. First I took off the black straps from his shirt, they're apparently not attached. Next the shirt its self, then some kind of black spandex thing, then a beater, then some stuff I don't remember, then this strange garment made from thick, squishy, rubber. That sucker was skin tight and we had a lot of trouble getting it off him. Under that was some kind of shiny white spandex and under that was a black sports bra.... He was pretty annoyed that they make him wear all that all the time.

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Epic Dueling

So Yugi and Jayden were dueling on an aircraft carrier. Yugi summoned this big dragon and said he was going to use an attack that's three times as strong as white lightening. Anzu was also there on the sidelines and started thinking "Oh no! Holograms use electricity! If Yugi uses an attack that strong, he'll short out the power on the aircraft carrier! That would be bad!"

Meanwhile, Yugi is firing off all kinds of lightening balls and warning shots and Jayden is over on his side of the field sweating bullets. He starts thinking to himself "Man, if I get hit by a shot like that, I'm done for! What am I gonna d- oh wait! I'm not hungry! Yeah, and I bet Yugi didn't have breakfast, so I bet he's really hungry! As long as I'm not hungry and Yugi is, I've got nothing to worry about! And I won't get hungry either, because I've got these six apples!" At this point, six apples appear floating in the air in front of Jayden as he continues "Yugi even left his lunch at school, there's no way he can get it!" But by now, Yugi has caught on to Jayden's plan. "Yeah well, how about I just go back to school and get my lunch! Once I've eaten, you're going down!" he proclaimed and started laughing. Then we get another glimpse inside Anzu's head as she thinks "Uh-oh, I didn't tell Yugi this, but after he left Malik took his seat" The camera flashes back to the classroom where Yami Malik is sitting in Yugi's desk reading a purple book. Then it comes back to Anzu as she says "If he finds out, it will destroy him!"

The end.

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joshsmirk

How to Peel an Orange

A really short one:
All the audio in this dream was a narrator's voice reading what sounded like an instruction manual on how to peel an orange. The video was Beat trying to follow the instructions and peeling an orange. That's it =\

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cast the first stone

France Pan

I dreamed that I was going with Amanda to one of her family reunions in the south. After driving for hours in the car with her mom and cousins we finally got to the town where her family lived. Instead of going straight to their house, we first had to stop at her uncle's shop to pick up some bread and rent some bikes. Our plans for the weekend involved leisurely rides through the country side and picnics.

See, Amanda's uncle was know as not only the best baker in the county, but also the best bicycle mechanic. We parked and walked into the shop which was filled with lost looking tourists. I think they were confused because Uncle was in the back room and it looked like the shop was empty. Amanda was telling me all about how her uncle was famous for his amazing France Pan (pronounced fu-rah-n-su pah-n, the "Japanese" word for a baguette) and his ingenious innovations in bicycle technology when he came out of the back wheeling a few bikes out for us to take.

He apparently forgot that I was coming because he had to go back in again to find a bike for me. The bike he came back out with was tiny, rusting (painted red in an attempt to hide the fact...) and didn't even have gears on it. I was pretty disappointed and suspected that he gave me that bike because he didn't like the idea of bringing non-family members to a family reunion, but I kept my mouth shut 'cause I was holding everyone up anyway, being the last one to leave the shop.

The last thing I remember before waking up was that the bread smelled really good.

joshsmirk

Ellis

In this dream I was a Street Fighter character. I got selected to be in a three way fight with this gangsta guy who had two rottweilers on leashes which he fought with, and this kinda puny-lookin' guy named Ellis. Now, apparently Ellis and I were sorta-kinda friends so we decided to gang up on the gangsta guy and take him out first. "I'll make an opening, you take him out." I said and proceeded to literally throw myself to the dogs. I got pretty bit up but it gave Ellis enough time to get to the gangsta and take him out with his evil demon hand.

Let me tell you about Ellis. Even though the fighting was exciting, he was the focal point of the dream, and the thing I remember the most details about. He had ear length grey-blond hair that was all stringy and greasy and gross, a thin frame, and an innocent face (most of the time.) His Right hand appeared to be cursed somehow because his fingers were claw like and it was coloured an icy blue with veins of white and light pink running through it. Even though he was wearing long sleeves you could tell that the cursed demon lookin' part went all the way up his arm because it was starting to creep up the side of his neck towards his face. Because of his stature and utter lack of musculature, he didn't look much like he was cut out for fighting, but when his demon hand activated he would go into a frenzy and his facial features would become twisted and sadistic. If he managed to get a hold of you, or land a punch with that hand, you were done for.

With the gangsta out of the way, Ellis and I turned to face each other and gave each other the "Doesn't-it-suck-when-you're-a-character-in-a-fighting-game-and-the-players-choose-you-and-your-best-friend-and-you-have-to-kill-one-another?" look. Then we started throwing punches. I was mostly just concerned about keeping his demon hand away from me so I grabbed his wrist and started pounding him in the stomach, he wasn't fighting back much. Of course after a while of me mopping the floor with the kid, he went berserk and came back with a vengeance. After a little back and forth, he had managed to back me into a corner and probably would have killed me then and there had whoever was playing the game decided that they didn't have time to finish the match before class and turned off the game.

The end 8|

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One and Four Fifths of an Inch

So I dreamed that the moon was huge in the sky and you could see all of the craters on it very clearly. I was looking at it out of my kitchen window with my mom and Katherine Damm and Evelyn and a few other people. Even though it was so big in the sky, it was getting smaller rapidly and my mom hadn't actually seen it yet. If she didn't see it soon she wouldn't believe it had actually been so big so I grabbed a ruler and measured the diameter to be 1 and 4 fifths inches.

Both the sun and the moon were in the sky together, sort of right next to each other, but the sun was its normal size and colour. The actual sky was dark orange and the clouds were pink, but not in a sunset kind of way, more in an acid trip kind of way.

There was more, but it's unclear.

joshsmirk

Hotter under the Water

I had this dream that shipped Sebastian the Crab and Kairi. See cause Sebastian was buried up to his head, and he couldn't get out (yeah, I don't know why.. he's a crab, he should be able to do these things.) And because he was stuck there, he was really depressed, but then Kairi found him and brought him food and water and they fell in love. Eventually he got out of the sand and got married to Kairi and they had a son. Sebastian was still a crab so he lived on the beach and Kairi and their son lived in a house built out of sand and seashells close by.

Now see, their son was a human, but he could turn into a crab at will (and not a Disney lookin' crab either, like a straight up blue crab.) And Kairi could also change shape, but she just turned into water when she did it.

As the years went by, Kairi started to get unhappy with their marriage because Sebastian didn't work and couldn't help support the family, all he did was scuttle around on the beach all day. One day, she was watching TV and saw this tourism ad trying to get more people to climb Mount Everest and the slogan was "All you need are some boots and all you need is a donkey." At this point in the dream, Kairi could turn into a donkey instead of water for some reason, so she went down to the beach and told Sebastian that she was taking their son with her to go climb Mount Everest because they would be needed there, unlike here. Sebastian got all upset like "I can change! Don't leave!" but she had already made up her mind, and they left.

They got there and were getting supplies and had to wait around in all kinds of lines because tourism was booming at the moment. Meanwhile, Sebastian got himself together and went after his family. When he found them, he was all battered 'cause he had gone a long way for being just a little crab. Kairi wasn't mad at him anymore because his coming after them proved that he cared. But he was all decelerated so they needed to get him some water but since they were way up high there wasnt really any good water for him. The son went to the bathroom to see if he could get some from a sink, but the bathrooms were stupid because you had to go into a stall and poo in a bag, and then deposit the poo bag into a little chute at the top of the sinks. That was nasty so he didn't really want to put his dad in there. Meanwhile, Kairi was talking to the "Cave Director" about where to find some clean water and he told her that clean mountain water dripped down a thin wire on the ceiling to supply the (nasty) sinks. So the son climbed up some scaffolding to the wire in his crab form and started collecting it. Kairi saw what he was doing and went up to help him.

Then the son turned into me, and this big earthquake started. It was shaking the scaffolding around and the opposite wall was coming closer. Just then, my dad called my cell phone to tell me that there was a report on the news that said that a huge earthquake under Mt. Everest was going to move the cave walls seven whole inches! I told him that I already knew and then it changed back to it being the son and Kairi up there.

While Kairi had been talking to the Cave Director he had told her that they had fallen on hard times as of late and the original founder of Mt. Everest was fabled to have left a huge treasure buried within the mountain for a time such as this, but no one had been able to find it. It was said that the Director's remains would be down there, and his eyes would be glowing blue.

So while up on the scaffolding Kairi and the son see these people who can turn into a variety of big cats jumping down into this huge ravine that was in the cave. The son thinks that they must have found the treasure so he turns into a crab and drops down after them, and Kairi followed as water.

When they got down there the cat people had indeed found a huge mountain of gold and jewels. They were not, however, planning to use it to help the Mt. Everest economy... They wanted it for themselves. So Kairi started to look for the Founder's remains and she found them on the other side of the cave. His skull had glowing blue jewels in the eye sockets. Kairi thought that those must be really valuable so if she could take those to the Cave Director it might be enough. But when she took them out the big cat people saw her and tried to stop her, so she turned into water, but they could still see her, so she passed them off to the son and the rest of the dream was them both being chased around by the big cat people.
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Pink Sheets

It started out with me and a school group sight seeing in an old style Japanese village. We had to get on a boat to go on the next part of the tour but the two old people who ran the boat were really mean and ugly. My buddies and I (we were using the buddy system, lol) missed the boat by about 10 seconds; it was still there but the old lady wouldn't let us on. I wound up tipping her $10 ($5 and then another $5 when that wasn't enough) for her to let us on. The dream changed then, and it was Janis and her dad sightseeing the same village, but from a hot air balloon. The view was really great but then Janis' dad admitted to not knowing how to work a hot air balloon at all and started laughing.

The dream changed again and now I was taking a test on the stuff we had seen on the tour in Ms. Taylor's (middle school MG art teacher) class. I finished and when the bell rang everyone handed in their tests and I noticed that some people had an extra pink sheet with theirs that I didn't have (I only had a green one and a yellow one.) Turns out you needed the pink sheet to mark your answers on and without it you got a zero. I went up to Mrs. Taylor and said "I didn't even know there were pink sheets! Can I have one now and stay after class just to mark my answers down? D:" She said "At the begining of the year, they give each teacher a set number of pink sheets, and I can't get more and I need the ones I have for giving the final. You can go see if you can buy one from another teacher, though."

So I picked up this giant ziploc back of strawberries and headed out down the hall to find a teacher I thought would sell a pink sheet. For some reason, I was in Girl's High instead of a school I've ever actually attended. I was half way down the hall when Mr. Marchetti came out of a room and said hello to me. I asked if he had any pink sheets he could give me because I knew he never used them with his tests. He said yeah and we went to his room where he started cutting an arrow shaped hole in a box and telling me all about the woes of his life and work. I went to go get my test from Ms. Taylor's room and found that someone had put it in the microwave with a bunch of other tests. It was all hot and moist, I think they were trying to keep it from going stale or something.

I took it back to Mr. Marchetti's room but when I got there the lights were out and he was drinking box wine with some short, stout, ugly woman. He told me that sorry, but she had said he wasn't autorized to let me use a pink sheet for another teacher's test. I got really upset and started to beg the woman to let me use it and for some reason I stuffed a strawberry in my mouth and I couldn't really talk around it, so my arguments were pretty unconvincing... She got up and walked by me on her way out saying "What you just did only proves to me that you're just a Mary-Sue." I was sad and Mr. Marchetti told me to pour him another glass of wine, so I did but when I tried to open the tap on the box, all that would come out was water.

Then I woke up.

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Maka and Marcus

It was me, Marcus Fenix, Dom, some other husky lady from Gears of War, Maka, and Black Star from Soul Eater. Also, Marcus was Maka's dad.. We were in a war against some aliens (how original...) but Maka had to do her homework so she and Black Star and I all went to the mall to help with the assignment.

We had to tally up all the different types of stores in the mall. I took the thrid floor, Black Star took the second, and Maka took the ground floor. She gave us little lists that looked like the clue sheets from Clue to write on. The only reason we agreed to help was because it was her birthday...

Meanwhile, Marcus, Dom, and the lady were at our camp with our military van/truck. I think it was inside a huge warehouse but I'm not sure. Suddenly all these alien snipers were shooting at them and there was a whole long action sequence where Marcus was trying to find cover. He didn't want to cover behind the van because everything we owned was in there and if they shot it with their RIDICULOUSLY HUGE gun thing, it would explode and we'd lose all our stuff. Despite his efforts, he eventually had to take cover behind the truck and it blew up. Then Dom and the lady managed to fight them off and they were all left to stare at the burning wreckage that used to be our "home" all sad. Marcus was sifting through the debris trying to at least find the birthday card he had gotten for Maka but all he could find of it was a mostly burned scrap of it that just said "-y birthday Mak-" He felt really bad and I think he cried...

A little later, they met up with us at the mall. Even though I hadn't been there, I somehow knew what happened to the truck/van, but I didn't say anything. For Maka's birthday we were all getting gyros. Marcus, Dom, and I were eating ours somberly because of the truck/van, Maka could tell that something was wrong so she was being quiet, but Black Star insisted that the guy making his gyro put all this tomato sauce on it. It was really gross and getting squeezed out whenever he took a bite and spattering all over the counter top but he kept telling the gyro guy to put more on....

Marcus gave Maka the extra burnt card and she was all happy and grateful and it made Marcus feel even worse. Then we all walked off into the sunset...

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Is it angels, is it devils?

This one was short and a bit weird. It took place in one grey room, it was dark, but I could see everything. I think there was funiture, an arm chair, a floor lamp, and a door, it was locked but it didn't matter because no one tried to use it.

There were two people in the dream, me and someone else, but I don't know who was who. One of us was an angel, and the other one was tearing the angel's wings off as the angel screamed in pain and begged and struggled and convulsed. There was blood and feathers everywhere.

The most interesting thing is that I really have no clue which role I played in this dream. I could have been either one of them.

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