(wow, I really need to make my yearly resolution to, you know, be more present on LJ? Or anywhere?)
While taking a bit of a breather amongst assorted chaoses (yes, I'm pretty sure you can have a plural of chaos....) by watching assorted random Netflix movies, I kept running into a Japanese film in which a nun (okay) who is also a ninja (ummm....) has to infiltrate a religious cult (....because of... reasons?) and gets hit with, and I quote, a "sex spell."
So of course, mind boggled, my brain resorts to a) trying to figure out how the heck that-all would work, plot-wise, and b) more importantly, whether it would be funnier to take potential fanfic in the direction of, "no, no; we TOTALLY have a sex spell, it's one of our most secret essential stealthy tactics," hijinks or "oh, darn it, I've absolutely been hit with a sex spell, yup indeed, however shall we fix that" hijinks.
Either way, hijinks.
(in other news, the Wikipedia discussion of films featuring ninja includes a rather dry note in the section about the sexier sort of ninja films that these films often include bondage elements, but fails to add, "surprising absolutely nobody" to that sentence)
The thing about donating platelets is that I apparently have to discount the rest of the day, and just assume I'm going to be a slug. A slug that provides a nice warm lap for cats. Which, cats assure me, is a very important and necessary task.
(as long as I also periodically get up to feed cats, of course)
Cat: What are you doing on the computer? Why are you not petting cats? *pokey biscuits*
*sigh* Oh, procedural drama.... you seem to be composed of equal parts People Being Idiots and Dramatic Shouting.
The sad thing is that I was promised cool forensics! There are no cool forensics in sight!
Mostly, in the two-part pilot, we have had a lot of Oh Noes Our Forensics Are Broken (with extra-dramatically shouty "does not have interpersonal skillz female forensic pathologist lady
Temperance Brennan *sigh*)
Speed-reading a book description:
"Satan is determined to create his own Hell on Earth and has unleashed unfathomable chaos into the world."
"Satan is determined to create his own Hell on Earth and has unleashed unfashionable chaos into the world."
resulted in several moments of blinking and wondering how exactly that would look...
(well, I mean, I assume it would look terrible, but there are so many possibilities....)