Gravitas
Lollerskates, and roflcopters.
Tags: stupid
Ves made my day
<seven> I am randomly MSNing Guns & Roses lyrics to people around the office, in caps.
<seven> waiting for someone to reply with "OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME"
<seven> so far - no takers.
<seven> OH MY GOD!
<seven> ves - eyes filled with rain, a waterfall of gold says:
<seven> Oh, won't you please take me home
<seven> YES, YES, YES
<seven> waiting for someone to reply with "OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME"
<seven> so far - no takers.
<seven> OH MY GOD!
<seven> ves - eyes filled with rain, a waterfall of gold says:
<seven> Oh, won't you please take me home
<seven> YES, YES, YES
How to ensure your video gets hits
There was a party here
Swantje threw a party - for her birthday.
It was themed as "Bad Boys & Killer Babes".
Normally I'm really not up for the half-baked attempts at themed party attire - and this was no different.
That was until - I saw that the four of my housemates had really gone all out.
Swantje, the amazon blonde german as a blood-red wig wearing Lara Croft.
Claudia, the pixie-dust-sprinkling german fairy was a funk-as-puck robin hood with ripped cloth hanging from her.
Agustina from Argentina as a basic-black Bond Girl.
And Nick from Brisbane as cupid, in a toga with a home-built bow and arrow set.
10 minutes to go, I grabbed some mascara, some eye-shadow, and I cooked up my take on the archer from that awful Keira Knightly/Clive Owen film King Arthur.
Design is fun - especially when you take the make-up application duties from the girls and do it yourself.
New job - more on that later.
It was themed as "Bad Boys & Killer Babes".
Normally I'm really not up for the half-baked attempts at themed party attire - and this was no different.
That was until - I saw that the four of my housemates had really gone all out.
Swantje, the amazon blonde german as a blood-red wig wearing Lara Croft.
Claudia, the pixie-dust-sprinkling german fairy was a funk-as-puck robin hood with ripped cloth hanging from her.
Agustina from Argentina as a basic-black Bond Girl.
And Nick from Brisbane as cupid, in a toga with a home-built bow and arrow set.
10 minutes to go, I grabbed some mascara, some eye-shadow, and I cooked up my take on the archer from that awful Keira Knightly/Clive Owen film King Arthur.
Design is fun - especially when you take the make-up application duties from the girls and do it yourself.
New job - more on that later.
no nana, no
New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:
not much, my gran's been in and out of hospital this week
New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:
it's her own fucking fault
New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:
she got drunk, fell against a radiator, and burnt her bum
New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:
if you REALLY want, I'll send you a photo!
New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:
and then you'll vomit!
New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:
granny bum burn!
grae says:
NO.
grae says:
DEAR GOD NO
grae says:
(YES)
Porn Sites and Adult Products
Working on the world's largest porn site for the last 2 months is nothing, if not boring.
When I say the world's largest porn site - I'm not saying that in the "your local fish and chip store is the world's largest supplier of battered tennis shoes smeared in axel grease topped with a cherry!" - I legitimately mean - the largest porn site in the entire world, by a long way.
It's so, amazingly boring.
Now, to the adult products, and one of my favourite people;
pow3rslave -aussie battler says (9:09 PM):
you know what phrase infuriates me (not that it comes up often)
assless chaps
all chaps are assless
When I say the world's largest porn site - I'm not saying that in the "your local fish and chip store is the world's largest supplier of battered tennis shoes smeared in axel grease topped with a cherry!" - I legitimately mean - the largest porn site in the entire world, by a long way.
It's so, amazingly boring.
Now, to the adult products, and one of my favourite people;
pow3rslave -aussie battler says (9:09 PM):
you know what phrase infuriates me (not that it comes up often)
assless chaps
all chaps are assless
LET'S GET BIBLICAL - BIBLICAL
erietta says:
project hours yesterday?
grae says:
8! ON THE BUTTON.
erietta says:
rock!
grae says:
JUST LIKE DAVID SINGING INTO HIS STAFF ON THOSE LONG PALESTINIAN NIGHTS, I'M GOING TO ROCK OUT WITH MY FLOCK OUT.
erietta says:
make your father proud
grae says:
totally. except I made a cock joke.
erietta says:
sure you did, but the religious instruction is there nonetheless
grae says:
indeed - the lord's my roadie, I shall not want, he taketh me down to rock. He leadeth me, through moshpits green, with a quiet backstage pass.
grae says:
psalm 23 has never rocked that hard.
While discussing travel plans...
pow3rslave says:
bring me male order brides
pow3rslave says:
mail damnit i said mail
bring me male order brides
pow3rslave says:
mail damnit i said mail
backflash
DENVER
THE LAST DINOSAUR
HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!
THE LAST DINOSAUR
HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!
