Tags: stupid

Grae is the new black

Ves made my day

<seven> I am randomly MSNing Guns & Roses lyrics to people around the office, in caps.
<seven> waiting for someone to reply with "OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME"
<seven> so far - no takers.
<seven> OH MY GOD!
<seven> ves - eyes filled with rain, a waterfall of gold says:
<seven> Oh, won't you please take me home
<seven> YES, YES, YES
Grae is the new black

There was a party here

Swantje threw a party - for her birthday.

It was themed as "Bad Boys & Killer Babes".

Normally I'm really not up for the half-baked attempts at themed party attire - and this was no different.

That was until - I saw that the four of my housemates had really gone all out.

Swantje, the amazon blonde german as a blood-red wig wearing Lara Croft.

Claudia, the pixie-dust-sprinkling german fairy was a funk-as-puck robin hood with ripped cloth hanging from her.

Agustina from Argentina as a basic-black Bond Girl.

And Nick from Brisbane as cupid, in a toga with a home-built bow and arrow set.

10 minutes to go, I grabbed some mascara, some eye-shadow, and I cooked up my take on the archer from that awful Keira Knightly/Clive Owen film King Arthur.



Design is fun - especially when you take the make-up application duties from the girls and do it yourself.

New job - more on that later.
summer sunset

no nana, no

New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

not much, my gran's been in and out of hospital this week


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

it's her own fucking fault


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

she got drunk, fell against a radiator, and burnt her bum


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

if you REALLY want, I'll send you a photo!


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

and then you'll vomit!


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

granny bum burn!


grae says:

NO.


grae says:

DEAR GOD NO


grae says:

(YES)

5 second memory

Porn Sites and Adult Products

Working on the world's largest porn site for the last 2 months is nothing, if not boring.

When I say the world's largest porn site - I'm not saying that in the "your local fish and chip store is the world's largest supplier of battered tennis shoes smeared in axel grease topped with a cherry!" - I legitimately mean - the largest porn site in the entire world, by a long way.

It's so, amazingly boring.

Now, to the adult products, and one of my favourite people;

pow3rslave -aussie battler says (9:09 PM):
you know what phrase infuriates me (not that it comes up often)
assless chaps
all chaps are assless
Grae is the new black

LET'S GET BIBLICAL - BIBLICAL

erietta says:

project hours yesterday?

grae says:

8! ON THE BUTTON.

erietta says:

rock!

grae says:

JUST LIKE DAVID SINGING INTO HIS STAFF ON THOSE LONG PALESTINIAN NIGHTS, I'M GOING TO ROCK OUT WITH MY FLOCK OUT.

erietta says:

make your father proud

grae says:

totally. except I made a cock joke.

erietta says:

sure you did, but the religious instruction is there nonetheless

grae says:

indeed - the lord's my roadie, I shall not want, he taketh me down to rock. He leadeth me, through moshpits green, with a quiet backstage pass.

grae says:

psalm 23 has never rocked that hard.