Tags: really stupid

Grae is the new black

Ves made my day

<seven> I am randomly MSNing Guns & Roses lyrics to people around the office, in caps.
<seven> waiting for someone to reply with "OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME"
<seven> so far - no takers.
<seven> OH MY GOD!
<seven> ves - eyes filled with rain, a waterfall of gold says:
<seven> Oh, won't you please take me home
<seven> YES, YES, YES
summer sunset

no nana, no

New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

not much, my gran's been in and out of hospital this week


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

it's her own fucking fault


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

she got drunk, fell against a radiator, and burnt her bum


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

if you REALLY want, I'll send you a photo!


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

and then you'll vomit!


New and Improved: Now With Extra Cowbell says:

granny bum burn!


grae says:

NO.


grae says:

DEAR GOD NO


grae says:

(YES)

Grae is the new black

LET'S GET BIBLICAL - BIBLICAL

erietta says:

project hours yesterday?

grae says:

8! ON THE BUTTON.

erietta says:

rock!

grae says:

JUST LIKE DAVID SINGING INTO HIS STAFF ON THOSE LONG PALESTINIAN NIGHTS, I'M GOING TO ROCK OUT WITH MY FLOCK OUT.

erietta says:

make your father proud

grae says:

totally. except I made a cock joke.

erietta says:

sure you did, but the religious instruction is there nonetheless

grae says:

indeed - the lord's my roadie, I shall not want, he taketh me down to rock. He leadeth me, through moshpits green, with a quiet backstage pass.

grae says:

psalm 23 has never rocked that hard.

Grae is the new black

Cheaper than VoIP

My parents gave me some Ninja Turtle brand paper cups as an xmas gift - they thought it was funny.

Well, with all of this talk about the low cost of Voice over IP, I decided to install a new phone system at their house which offers you $0.00 calls with no monthly fees.

12 easy to follow steps

So come now, and follow my simple 12 step program to put your home on the cutting edge of telecommunications.

Step 1

Step 1

Get your paper cups (and balance them on your chin to confuse your grandfather)

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5 second memory

I may be going to hell.

Offensive (?)

I just refered to those [ coal miners ] in the US as a "Schrodinger's dozen"

It may or may not be funny. Apparently I can't know for certain.


Insightful

Last night I was discussing a male to female transgender friend with Kath. With some sincerity, I said "I wonder if she gets phantom morning wood"


Amusing

This morning, one of my gay friends asked me to come up with some names for a new 'guild' or 'team' that he's formed in the frighteningly addictive game [ World of Walkcraft ]. I suggested "The Civil Unionists"


Offensively Insightfully Amusing

I think a lot of males can relate to this.

Dude, Rapes :[
Grae is the new black

Not me*

<@notme> we got behind the soccer as a nation last night, are we all going to get behind [ Nguyen's execution ] too?
<@notme> we should all cheer "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Hang Hang Hang"
<@notme> although I suppose the result is a fulldrawn conclusion; Singapore 1, Australia -1.

* uh, I didn't say it...

Speaking of offensive, I've been reading about [ Camille Paglia ] and by extension some early feminist theory such as [ The Male Gaze ].

Thumbs up for Paglia for thinking for herself, thumbs down for some early feminist theory. I've been reading some awfully cute assumptions about males made by women, who're just adorably raging against the overly simplified machine. +10 for effort, -10 for objectivity.

It'd be offensive if it wasn't being said by girls.

Do you really think my use of "who're" was accidental? I mean, not my use. Yeah, still not me.

Update: I've read a bit more about Paglia, including the linked wikipedia bio, and the salon.com article on her [ pre-war thoughts ] on the justification for the war on Iraq. She's kind of fucking fascinating. I've yet to strongly disagree with anything she's said, and she's a shotgun scatter of opinions when she speaks. It's possible that we could use more feminists like this, and less who feel that their whimpering about the negative impact of advertising's use of people in the healthy BMI range contains any gravitas whatsoever.

A quote
From Camille Paglia of her thoughts on the anti-war movement prior to the war.
What do you think of the antiwar movement that is taking shape in the U.S.?

Well, I had great hopes for it but am discouraged. I turned on C-SPAN with great excitement to watch the big march in Washington last month. But talk about shooting yourself in the foot! Several speakers were good, but most of them tried to drag all sorts of extraneous issues into it -- calling Bush a "moron," accusing America of imperialistic ambitions, "No blood for oil" -- all these clichés. When fringe, paleo-leftist voices take over the platform, it drives away the moderate, mainstream people in this country who have nagging doubts about this war.
It's a bit hard not to feel somewhat validated when you read one of "the top 100 intellectuals of the 20th century" echoing your own individual statements almost verbatim.

Well, that post grew from a crappy 4 line joke to... a truly esoteric collection of topics.
Grae is the new black

Fenn said it, not me.

<Bickie> that and dave and I invented a dish last night
<Bickie> Sticky Date-Rape Pudding
<Bickie> (it's sticky date pudding with Rohypnol in it)

Later that very same day...

<@seven> http://www.beastpaint.com/
<@priapism> beastpaint makes my eyes very unhappy
<@seven> I've rubbed one out to it.
<@priapism> well, yeah
<@priapism> so did i
<@priapism> but i felt bad afterwards

Later still...

<@Ev> im gonna go get liquored up some more for a bit
<@seven> Ev- : I may call you and join you later tonight.
<@seven> I am underwares at this stage.
<@Ev> if you like, i'll be in bed by 11pm :(
<@seven> why be so soft? why?
<@seven> YOU WERE SOFT LAST NIGHT, TOO. IT WAS LIKE TRYING TO FORCE AN OYSTER THROUGH A KEYHOLE.
<@Ev> haha