When I say the world's largest porn site - I'm not saying that in the "your local fish and chip store is the world's largest supplier of battered tennis shoes smeared in axel grease topped with a cherry!" - I legitimately mean - the largest porn site in the entire world, by a long way.
It's so, amazingly boring.
Now, to the adult products, and one of my favourite people;
pow3rslave -aussie battler says (9:09 PM):
you know what phrase infuriates me (not that it comes up often)
all chaps are assless