July 24th, 2005

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Fucking worthless music player. Its hard to steal music now adays. any suggestions?
suggest buying it and ill fricken choke you.
A. the government made it so you had to give them money to live on their land. Bullshit, its everyones land.
B. The government made it so you need to pay to live; buy food, water, and im sure air is comming up on that list.
But, the government will not make me pay for sound waves. nope. i dont fucking think so. its a scam. obviously. I mean, a plastic disk is worth like 5 cents, not 20 dollars. see a connection?
So, all i want to do is make a cd. Why is it so tough? Im convinced that limewire fucking hates me. everytime i try downloading something it tells me that it needs more sources. sure ive madce at least 600 cds just from that one program, but fuck! i just want one more. lol, well... two. i want the skeptix cd i was trying to make and KMK's high society. dont ask. lol

i got a job. me and dee were walking down the road when my drunk ass mom screams "christina! get your ass over here!" so i come a runnin' lol. Well first i said "i dont need to talk to you, get your ass over here!" but i didnt i just ran. and there was a guy on the porch that needed an employee. So BaBam! Tada and Shwwwwoooosh! Jobbed. Heck yeah!

So ill have money for cigs that arent from ashtrays.

Well, i went into town this morning with my mom at some time intirely way to early. i met alex at dunhams sports in the mqt mall at 10, and we went to go see my mom at the barber shop. she asked alex if he was on speed and it was funny lol. then we went and got apps. then got on the greyhound. we saw hippies peace signing so we peace signed with them, and were gonna next sat as well. then we went to the beach and on the way to alex's we held hands and skipped because i didnt want to go up the hill unless he did. which was okay for him, im so hot, and all. i now have a ton of studs on my jean vest probably around 400.

so then i got home and the rest is listed above, with the job and all.

Alex reminded me of a funny story about him and kelly, and kelly being loud while i was sleeping, and i woke up, and when she orgasmed, obviously loud enough haha, i started clapping in the other room. Dom was there during the story and said if i did that to him he would walk out naked and bow. that would be hilarious. lol

this is big, i am bored.

•I N F O R M A T I O N • Å~ •
Name: Chris Beard
Single or taken: taken
Sex: never
Birthday: November 10
Sign: scorpio
Siblings: sister
Hair color: bald
Eye color: brown
Height: 5'11
• Å~ • R E L A T I O N S H I P S • Å~ •
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
Who are your best friends?: Alex, Dee
You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes
How many exes do you have?: idk
What is your longest relationship?: idk
What was your shortest relationship?: like an hour?
• Å~ • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • Å~ •
Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: goodwill
Any tattoos or piercing: both
Favorite designer?: yeah right
What is your sexiest outfit?: none
What is your most comfortable outfit?: none
What do you usually wear?: jeans and a shirt and a lot of belts
• Å~ • S P E C I F I C S • Å~ •
Do you do drugs?: no
What kind of shampoo do you use? none
What are you most scared of?: bugs
What are you listening to right now: skeptix
Who is the last person that called you?: nobody fucking calls me fuck everyone
Where do you want to get married?: i dont know
How many buddies are online right now?: like 1, people are fucking stupid and use away mesages. isnt it easier to just sign off? fucking cunts
What would you change about yourself?: nothing im a perfect asshole.
• Å~ • F A V O R I T E S • Å~ •
Colors: red
Foods: taco and iced tea
Girls names: i dont care
Boys names: i dont care
Subjects in school: fuck school
Animals: snakes, cats
• Å~ • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • Å~ •
Given anyone a bath?: no, get your own god damn bath
Smoked?: yes
Bungee jumped?: no
Made yourself throw up?: yeah
Skinny dipped?: yeah
Ever been in love?: yes
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: when I was little
Pictured your crush naked?: to fucking much
Actually seen your crush naked?: no not completly
Cried when someone died?: no
Lied: yes
Fallen for your best friend? yeah
Been Rejected?: yeah
Rejected someone?: yeah
Used someone?: yes
Done something you regret?: no
• Å~ • C U R R E N T • Å~ •
Clothes: plaid pants, slacker shirt
Music: already said skeptix fuckass
Annoyance: people all about doing hardcore drugs (not counting weed, sence thats not a hardcore drug) people that drink, my mom when shes drunk, dirty hands, humidity, heat in general, WINAMP, pitbulls, being poor
Smell: air
DVD in player: sid and nancy
• Å~ • L A S T | P E R S O N • Å~ •
You touched: dee?
Hugged: idk my mom when she left i suppose
You IMed: dax
You yelled at: idk
You kissed: mom?
• Å~ • A R E | Y O U • Å~ •
Understanding: When i want to not be an asshole.
Open-minded: Yes but read above
Arrogant: above
Insecure: nope
Random: no and anyone that says yes is braggin about how cool they are.
Hungry: Why, will you give me food if i am?! No, then fuck off
Smart: yes.
Moody: no
Hard working: when needed
Organized: all my shit is in ONE pile, so i suppose.
Healthy: i eat healthy but smoke like a chimney
Shy: No
Difficult: can be
Attractive: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Fuck no im literally ugly as shit. u should see me. you'de puke. lol
Bored easily: nope
Obsessed: with music
Angry: No
Sad: No
Happy: not exactly
Hyper: no not at all FUCK TODAY YOU STUPID...DAY
Trusting: Hahahaha ill rob you blind, lie to your face, kill your cat and ud think im the nicest guy ever, even after i blow your house up.
• Å~ • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N A • Å~ •
Kill: heh
Slap: heh..
Get really wasted with? nobody i have a life. Well, no i dont. But i use my time better than drinking.
Get high with: Nobody
Talk to offline:i dont care
Talk to online: i dont care
Sex it up with: Fag question. I wanna sex it up with your fucking dad.
• Å~ • R A N D O M • Å~ •
In the morning I: pissy
All you need is: to shut the fuck up
• Å~ • W H I C H | I S | B E T E R • Å~ •
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: niether they both are gay
Tall or short: both suck
• Å~ • W H O • Å~ •
Makes you laugh the most: nobody
Makes you smile: nobody
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: in a good way, or a bad way?
• Å~ • D O | Y O U | E V E R • Å~ •
Sit on the Internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you? no fuck that i avoid IM;s
Save conversations: no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex? no
Wish you were younger: yeah like five years old
Cried because someone said something to you? no
• Å~ • N U M B E R • Å~ •
Of times I have had my heart broken: fuck
Of hearts I have broken: none, aparently one but shes a lying cunt so who knows
Of guys I've kissed: hahahahahaaaaa
Of girls I've kissed: hahahahahaaaaa
Of CD's I own: 600?
Of scars on my body: I don't know
• Å~ • Y O U R | T H O U G H T S • Å~ •
I know: nothing
I want: to kill the poor
I have: absolutly nothing
I wish: I had a fish
I hate: you
I fear: fear
I hear: the TV and music
I search: I do? I didn't know that.
I wonder: if i should eat
I love: you
[ x ] Le Friends [ x ]
[ x ] Loudest:: me
[ x ] Tallest:: me
[ x ] Prettiest:: me
[ x ] Most Annoying:: me
[ x ] Idiot:: me
[ x ] Boring:: me
[ x ] Most Talkative:: me
[ x ] Farthest Away:: me
[ x ] Drama Queen:: me
[ x ] Meanest:: me
[ x ] Nicest:: me
[ x ] Shyest:: me
[ x ] The Future o.O! [ x ]
[ x ] Wanna Get Married:: sure
[ x ] Kids:: hahahahhaa yes.
[ x ] Major Goal: dont die
[ x ] Lots Of Sexxx!:: Fuck sex. Worthless.
[ x ] Will You Own A Computer:: yes but it probably wont work
[ x ] What Car Will You Have:: probably a pontiac sunfire
[ x ] Where Will You Live:: i dont know, a whole in the wall
[ x ] What Kinda House Will You Have:: a squat most likely. i hope so anyways