February 13th, 2005

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1. Your Full name: chris beard
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? yeah
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? No
4. Where were you born? marquette
5. Where do you live? maine basically
6. Do you like to travel? yeah
7. What is your birthday? november 10 1986
8. Do you have siblings? yeah
9. Do you have pets? yes, a cat named caine
10. Which was the happiest year of your life? its starting soon
11. How old do you wish you were? same age as i am
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? barney
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? herself, shes an actress
14. How would this movie end? a shoot out
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? niether
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause? i dont care
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? shot
18. How long do you plan on living? whenever
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? no sleep till belfast
20. Sing any commercial jingle. beep beep beep
21. What is your favourite element on the periodic table? arsonic
22. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert? to big of a word
24. Creation or evolution? evolution
25.Action or reaction? reaction
26. Unity or individuality? niether
27. Hugs or drugs? hugs
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? animal
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? niether
30. Fight or flight? Fight
31. Who is your favourite historical figure? none
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? most
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? hahahahha
34. Do nice guys really finish last? No. Nice guys finish first
35. What are your favourite boy names? chris
36. What are your favourite girl names? tiana is a good name
37. Open or closed? yeah
38. White bread or wheat bread? wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? No
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? puke
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? i dont care, at all
42. What were your favourite childhood toys? national geographics
43. What was your first pet? i dont know
44. What annoys you? people mainly
45. What is your favourite action caption from the old batman tv show? ROBIN!
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? 2 if you have acid spit, like i do.
47. The glass... half empty or half full? half empty
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities? i dont think much about them
49. Mc Donalds happy meals? i dont care
50. Reality shows? is it reality? i think not.
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? gummi worms
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? deap sea dive
53. Paper or plastic? Paper
54. What position do you sleep in? however is most comfortable at the moment
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? whatever
56. Sweet or sour? sweet
57. What was your favourite after school special? i didnt have one
58.What is your favourite word? fuck off
59. Beach or mountains? mountains
60. Mounds or almond joy? almond joy
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? no
62. To give or to receive? both
63. Chocolate or caramel? caramel
64. Do you have any nicknames? no
65. What does your name mean? i was named after a saint that was recently taken out of the catholic church and bible, because they found out new stuff about him aparently, we all have our secrets.
66. Have you ever fainted? yes
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? no
68.What was the last thing you ate? milk
69.Do you have any bad habits? yeah
WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
70. Grey... needle
71. Human... fucking shit
72. Fruit loop... homosexual
73. Glove... condom
74. Plum... ass
75. Structure... building
76. Race... black
77. Heart... bouncing souls
78. Parasite... song
79. What was your first happy memory? falling down stairs
80. What was your first unhappy memory? same as above
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? i wish i was born a thousand years ago
82.What would Jesus do? lie
83. Make up a word and define it.
84.Favourite kool aid flavour? lemonade
85. Favourite pick up line? fuck off
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? who cares
87. What did you like to make believe as a child? a lot of stuff
88. Did you have an immaginary friend? yeah
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? niether
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself? no
91. Do it fast or do it right? do it right
92.What was the last book you read? please kill me
93. Have you ever had surgery? no
94. Random fact about you...... i have brown eyes
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? my hair or my face
96. What is your favourite cereal? peanut butter kind
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? sign launguage
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? no
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate? sure
101. Ghosts? Yes
102. God? no
103. Big foot? no
104. Soul mates? Yes
105.Aliens? Yes
106.Angels? no
107. Loch ness monster? no
108. Heaven and hell? no
109. The Zodiac? yes
110. Love at first sight? no
111. Karma? to a certain extent
112.Vampires? duh
113. If you had any super power, what would it be? flying
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? whatever i want
115. Name something nostalgic.
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? whatever
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? i dont know
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? velma
120. What is the worst trend of the present time? stupid hats
121. Beer or wine? beer...or Boonesfarm :)
123. You cant sleep. What do you do? sleep anyways
124. Do you wear jewelry? yeah
125. What is your favourite smell? cigarettes
126. What was the best decade of the past century?
127. Which is your favourite month of the year? October
128. Do you smoke? yes
129. Do you drink? no
130. What was your favourite subject in school? I hate everything school-related
131. What was your worst subject in school? algebra
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? smell
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? heart
134. Do you truely know who you are? yeas
135. Are you superstitious? yes
136. Are you sentimental? nope
137. How many times a day do you eat? uhhh whenever
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? main idea
139. What is your favourite pie? pumpkin
140. Have you ever been close to death? yes
141. Do you like roller coasters? yes
142. Apples or oranges? both
143. Are you hyperactive? no
144. Do you talk in your sleep? sometimes
145. What is your favourite holiday? Halloween
146. Do you go to church? no
147. At what age do you think you will be married? 18
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? I don't know
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? I don't know
150. What is your weakness? trust
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? slc punk
152. If love were a flavour, which flavour would it be? lemon
153. If hate were a flavour, which flavour would it be? sugar
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? yes
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? hahaha
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? Bubblicious
157. What is your favourite curse word? fuck off
158. Do you have any birthmarks? sort of
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? portland
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? portland
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? I do not know
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? i dont know
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses
165. How tall are you? 5' 9
166. How tall would you like to be?
167. Your current mood: regular
168. Do you dress up for halloween? yes
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? not with me driving
170. What is your favourite lucky charm? I don't know
171. What colour of underwear are you wearing? none
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? older, now
173. Do your exes look alike? oh hell no
174. Do your exes act alike? fuck no
175. Have you ever been in love? yes
176. What is your favourite kids movie?
177. Have you ever hallucinated? yes
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? not much depending on the person
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? most things
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? no
181. Would you want to be cloned? no
182. Have you ever peed in public? yes
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? both kind of
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? i dont know
185. Pancakes or waffles? i dont give a fuck, fuck off
186. Are you on a diet? no
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? they use grass seeds?
188. Do you always want what you cant have? a gun
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? no
190. Have you ever been arrested? yes
191. Can you cook? no
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? no
193. Do you have any allergies? yes
194. Ketchup or catsup? ranch
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? sure
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? whatever I'm thinking about at the second
97.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? niehter exsits
199.What does your power animal say to you? caine?
200. End this survey with a quote: fuck off
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today. i woke up and came online. tianas dads in the hospital. lame. hes very very sick, she needs me very badly, he will be dying soon, and she has nobody there.
then ashlee and dee came over. we hung out for a while. dee doesent want me to leave, i feel bad, because i know why.
im going to send her pictures of green day when i go to their concert.
then they left, and i made a new background of dee, because shes pretty and cool like that.
i talked to tiana then, and she was very sad for a while, but i got her to cheer up. its not easy, she always seems to get the shit end of the stick. even i noticed that. i feel really bad for her.
tomorrow morning im signing the lease over to arlin at 12. if hes not there, im doing a little more tomorrow too. hopefully i wont have to. then ill give him my key and take my sterio system, or sell it to kelly, or whatever. i need money badly.after that im cancelling my fia things.
tomorrow is v-day. yay. ill talk to tiana on the phone tomorrow, theres a highlight. i sent her her present, which is a sign, a cd i made for her, and a card that i created ever so beautifully.
hum de dum...
im going to go eat pumpkin flavored ice cream.
have a good v-day everyone
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