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Recipe for Temporary Happiness

1) begin with a blender or food processor
2) add frozen fruit and milk
3) blend
4) if desired, add sweetener (honey!) and/or cream liqueur of your choice
5) blend some more
6) transfer to tall glass
7) for extra happiness, add a straw
8)  *slurp*


Really? I never lived in any of those places...

What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

Northern. Whether you have the world famous Inland North accent of the Great Lakes area, or the radio-friendly sound of upstate NY and western New England, your accent is what used to set the standard for American English pronunciation (not much anymore now that the Inland North sounds like it does).

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?

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What would you do?

You and your date walk into a restaurant and the hostess seats you at a table in the back of the restaurant.  You notice that the decor has become more sophisticated since your last visit.  They did go a little too far with dimming the lights, though, given how hard it is to read the menu.  Anyways, you look over the menu, check out the list of cocktails, select appetizer and entrees, then continue the discussion you started earlier.  Then you realize that you have been sitting there for more than 10 minutes, but a waiter has not stopped by to offer you drinks (which usually takes an average of 82 seconds or so), not to mention taking your order.    You are seated in the back of the restaurant and away from the aisle, so it's not that easy to just waive a waiter over. What do you do?
  1. Resolve to wait another 6 minutes and then walk out of the restaurant.
  2. Wave the white napkin above your head.
  3. Practice burning holes in said white napkin using the candle on the table.
  4. Use your cell phone to dial the restaurant's number and politely request the attention of a waiter.
  5. Lean over to a neighboring table and ask if you could get a slice of bread because you are starving, then wait for the disgruntled diners to call a waiter to complain to them
  6. Walk over to the hostess and ask if they are hiring wait staff, say that you figured they must be experiencing a serious shortage since you're still waiting for a waiter
Feel free to suggest your idea or guess which of these we actually did a few days ago.

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Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?

"If my wife can't remember to take her pill, what makes you think I can rely on her to make me take mine?"

(c) The Onion