Roger: I catted that to my mtab.
Kevin: */etc/fstabs roger*
Jon Good: Your MOM's filesystem is fat.
Kevin: Your mom's filesystem's so fat, her boot sector needs a separate partition.
Roger: Your mother's filesystem is so fat that during a crash her directories mistakenly turn to NUL.
Kevin: Your mom's filesystem is so fat your dad can't write to disk a full minute after he mounts her device.
Roger: Your mom's filesystem is so fat that I couldn't fit any of my 12G files onto it last night.
Kevin: Your mom's filesystem is so fat her volume label can only be expressed in UTF-16.