So...have this song. You've already heard it if you've listened to my Post-Oberlin mix album, but I can't plug it enough. This is so dead on--it has pretty much been my theme song ever since I moved to New York.
You might have to be a New Yorker to get all the injokes ("Our billionaire mayor who thinks he's a king") but the general feeling is pretty universal.
Oh, take me off your mailing list / For kids who think it still exists / Yes, who think it still exists...