Keeping most of my favorites to myself, though. I'm a bastard.
Also, for free, have something utterly inscrutable:
Ukraine. Ukraine is the best. (edit) Okay, the Netherlands can be the best too. But only because the Netherlands has Caro Emerald.
Some background. I am aware that these guys aren't actually Afrikaner zef (the cultural equivalent in America is what we call "white trash") and…