Kevin (erf_) wrote,
Kevin
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it all makes sense now :b

I normally hate the idea of people being identified by their profession, but oh, what the heck. What the Vomacka and I figured out about me yesterday, after getting slightly buzzed:

1. The stereotypical male computer science major is a man no woman wants.
2. The stereotypical male creative writing major is a man every woman wants (if only because there are not enough of them).
3. I spend way too much time in the computer lab, and not enough time in pretentious asshole land.
4. No one ever invites me to pretentious asshole land.

Mike: Aren't you, like, the only guy in the creative writing department?
Kevin: No. All the unattainable hipster guys are the only guy in the creative writing department. I'm just that quiet Asian guy everyone ignores.

I think my sexual frustration is about to hit critical mass.
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